#scarcasm

[bitchymee]

I don’t have the I can fix him Syndrom. BITCH I can’t fix myself how am I gonna fix him

[saltycreatormilkshake]

Get a life.

I already have one :)

But if I didn't that would be such inspiring words 😱

[moonstandardtime]

youre either neurotypical or youre autistic. nothing else. theres nothing else

[molabuddy]

something minor happened and now im lightly afraid of everything in the world. awesome..............

[spitedrowning]

i love being autistic. my phone did a software update and i am going to have a breakdown over it because everything's Different and its Evil and I Hate It

[joleneghoul]

In camp taking pics of the old people like heyy

[the-winds-indecision]

okay it's advent, and it's time for me to get off my reblogs-only hiatus for more pissed extian rants!

my church's sermon this sunday was all about having a less busy life. which on the surface sounds fine and good and healthy even but they didn't take it in a healthy direction. they told the congregation that we should spend less time on our hobbies. we should spend less time on the internet, talking to friends and spend more time praying, doing bible study, etc.

and it just feels so gross. they're telling us to flatten our interests, spend less time on forming meaningful connections, and spend more time on *self indoctrination*

i want to scream. no fucking wonder i feel guilty for just fucking existing

[upperranktwo]

Fully moved out now 😭 took me 7 hours of moving things and I am in absolute agony! Will miss having my own space but no longer will I be driven insane by having to hear someone else's music 24/7 😭

[littlelemontarte]

at least we DID score our maximum amount of goals today and as they say. baby step is still a step, etc. etc.

[bxd-kxrma]

Breaking bad is my favorite kids show :)

I’ve actually never watched breaking bad =) is it good?

[littlest-arsonist]

god. making a post about this because it’s still pissing me off but just. imagine making a silly little comic about your characters that are (apparently) commonly shipped despite literally just standing next to each other + being roommates/friends and how you didn’t mean for that interpretation

…and then getting thousand of notes full of asshat shippers (many of which are probably his own fucking fans) just being completely incapable of reading the room, making “and they were ✨roommates✨” jokes or missing the point entirely like “oh my god that’s so true 🥰🥰 characters who stand next to each other ARE dating” like. holy fucking shit. if you NEED be able to ship these specific characters and you’ll DIE if they don’t CARE about each other in the way that matters (meaning: dating or AT MINIMUM having sex) at least have the fucking decency not to do it on the creator’s post about them not being a couple. shippers be normal about platonic relationships for a goddamn second in their lives i am no longer asking

[nerdygirl2023]

Omg most Percy and annabeth answer ever

I really love them 🥹

[blankblyke]

ARE YUOO KIDNSING ME I CANT YAWN??? I *CANT* **YAWN**

IF I YAWN IT HURTS LIKE HELL IM ACTUALLY WALKING OFF A CLIFF RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

YAWNING PART WASNT A JOKE THE REST IS OK BYE

[galaxyinacup]

I know a lot of people have talked about how impulse is one petty and grudge keeping guy, and yes, you are correct and I love you, Impulse is THE petty and unforgiving but also so naturally kind man of the group

But can we PLEASE talk about Tango

Please please please he is sooooo resentful and revengeful towards anyone who has ever wronged him, even if he masks it with jokes and scarcasm and it's my favorite thing because he is sooo funny when he's mad

Exhibit A: His dynamic with Bdubs was forever changed after Last Life, can you really blame the guy for killing him as soon as he was the boogeyman?

Exhibit B: His whole *motions vaguely* Thing with Martyn, he is his #1 enemy but Martyn is such a menace he barely notices

Exhibit C: DoubleLife warden, need I say more

In conclusion I think he should team up with Cleo and kill more people this season, as a treat:)

[ayeforscotland]

Hello, this feels like a stupid question but you used /s is that for serious or sarcastic or something else im guessing at? Id assume scarcasm here but

I don't tend to use tonal indicators but for whatever reason I did there. You were right, it was sarcasm!

[bubblecat-co]

Characterization Cheat Sheet - Ash’anne Aria de Riva

there is a chance I will add more to it

Full name: Ash’anne Aria Arainai-Lavellan de Riva  Age: 28 Gender: Cis female (she/her) Faction: Crows Skills: Poisons, stealth, reading people, running off of 2 hours of sleep and copious amounts of caffeine, herbalism, violin, bit of medical knowledge (mainly on stab wounds), Knowledge of anatomy (major arteries, weak points, etc) Languages: Trade, antivan, Elven, bit of Tevene

Body Language/Physicality 

General Behaviour: tiny smiles, intense stares (she’s watching), slightly tense body, memoized and careful movements, always switching between different behaviours depending on the situation.

Flirting: enticing smiles, gentle caresses, smug smiles, leaning in close, intentional glances, playful comments, passionate kisses, carefully planned touches

With Established Romantic Partner: Soft glances and smiles, relaxed body, gentle touches, staying close, acts of service, eyes always checking on them, gentle kisses

With Friends: comfortable and relaxed posture, genuine smiles, protective attitude, always looking out for them, makes friendly jokes, allows emotions to slip through (happens more the closer she is),

 In Combat: keeps low and on the balls of her feet, duelist specialty, searches for openings, treats it more like a dance, looks for and exploits weaknesses, stays quiet and focused

Dialogue/Speaking

Voice: strong, antivan accent (Mix of Spanish and Italian), accent gets thicker faster she talks, kept leveled

General: planned words, leading conversations, carefully avoiding conversations (gross emotions), Leading voice, gives everyone a nickname (if she ever calls anyone by their actual name it's serious or she hasn't given them a nickname yet)

With friends: voice lifts, holds more emotion, less leader voice, lighthearted jokes, scarcasm

Romance: softer tones, sweet words, compliments

Anger: voice is kept low and harsh, speaks slow when trying to stay calm, long pauses, fixed glares, if angry enough to yell it's usually fast and in antivan,

Cursing: lots of antivan cursing mixed with trade curses, 

Combat: she doesn’t really speak much during combat