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that-weird-thing-in-the-woods · 19 days ago

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~{Heyyyy, So this is my side of a Specialty Swap with my Fav Goddess @goddessofbees Hope you gremlins like it and go check out their part and other artworks they are very talented!}~

•Fusion•

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Bart doesn’t know how he got in this situation.

…He’s lying he knows exactly how he got here. It was just a solo patrol without his team or uncle and it was going well! All he did was stop one mugging and two purse thieves and that the end of it he was thinking of what to get for lunch while waiting for his uncle to get out of the JL meeting stoping him from patrol in the first place.

That’s when three large white vans stop around him and men in white suits surround him but before he could do anything (which shouldn’t be possible) a thing is wrapped around around his waist and catch his arms with it and it electrocutes him and due to the pain he passes out.

When he comes too, Bart was met with painfully white walls and floors and the smell of chemicals and as he sits up he brings his hand to check his head for injuries but as he does so he feels something cold and metal on his wrist and he forces his eyes to focus on the two metal cuffs on his wrist.

The cuffs and bulky things made out of pure metal with green and white designs on them and are surprisingly heavy and that’s when Barts mind starts to go a mile a minute and after what Bart can assume is 1-5 minutes later. Bart hears a tapping sound coming from the…lasers? That are being used as a door to the cell and through the bars and saw another person.

He..she? They, They had mid length black hair with strands of white even though they look to be around Barts age and were very pale almost sickly, they were wearing a white sundress and as they looked down the hallway they were in and seemed to be coming unbothered by the situation the both of them were in.

The person must have seen Bart too as they looked over to him and that’s when Bart notices that they had leukocoria in their right eye and just smiled and went back to looking down the hallway.

And with a most likely civilian Bart automatically started to talk about how he was going to get them out and did they know where they are like any hero would do with a civilian in a situation like theirs, and as Bart talked he moved closer to the bars and was about to go through the lasers but he was stoped when they yelled at Bart to stay where he was and that the bars would just knock him out again and that would be no help to the situation.

That stopped Bart and he was about to ask how they knew that and if they are ok but something about about them made him stop.

Bart started to think about how this probably civilian is so calm and like they read Barts thoughts they said that they are just waiting for their husband and he’ll find them soon. And like a magic word.

Loud alarms and the screams of people started that made Bart instantly cover his ears that the noise, look he may not have super hearing but the alarms were loud and sounded like they were right next to his head…maybe he already had a concussion.

After about three minutes of the alarms and screaming, a large black mass with dark green smoke coming out of a large maw of white teeth covered in blood and black claws also covered in blood…and Bart was pretty sure he saw it just yeet one of the people in white who kidnapped him and the person in the white dress.

One of the previously mentioned claws dragged across the sterile white walls leaving behind marks in its path when it reaches a box that in his sight panic and probably concussion mind didn’t notice before was the gray box that made a slight humming noise but when the clawed hand reached where the box was. It started to smash it like it just insulted his mother in three different ways than spat in its face.

And it turns out that the box was the power supply for the laser bars of the cells that held Bart and the person in white in and as soon as the bars fizzled out one of the clawed hands grabbed them out of the cell.

That makes Bart ready to fight this being to the person out of danger but he stops when Bart sees that the person in white is completely calm and…are they comforting the being?

That’s when the being changes from the large black mass to a six foot and short white haired man wearing a black bodysuit with a black cape with the inside of it looks like it was taken from the depths of a unknown universe and a black crown.

After about a minute of the two just checking in on each other the two started to glow at the edges before glowing so bright that Bart had to look away for a hot second.

And when Bart looked back he was met with a four armed being with long white in black hair and had what seemed to be a stone in the middle of their chest and they looked to be hugging themselves with relief on their face.

That’s when Bart stomach decided to make itself known with a loud grumbling sound, the being looked over in mild surprise [Bart had a feeling that he was forgotten] before he could say anything he was picked up by the being and they started to run.

The Justice league all rushed into one of the meeting rooms at the warning that someone was in there without any of their knowledge.

The JL was in a meeting about how they were going to find and rescue Impulse after he had been kidnapped by a group so the flash was not in the best mental state right now and they all were expecting this intruder to demand payment or something of that nature to give back Impulse.

What they were not expecting was Impulse with a milkshake and burger in hand sitting next to a four armed being and they were about to start asking questions before Zatanna yelled out.

“IS THAT THE FUCKING GHOST KING”

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•Background•

The day that Danny went into that portal was the worst and best day of his life.

The worst because he was electrocuted and thought he had died that day.

And it was the best because it was the day he met him, Phantom his now husband.

That first Danny thought he had become a Halfa like Vlad had said that they both were [Before Danny proceeded to beat the ever loving shit out of him] but after about a year after the accident Danny had started to have feelings and thoughts not his own.

Like overwhelmed by protectiveness for himself and knowing things from the past that he definitely shouldn’t know and Danny mostly just pushed this to the side as his life was already difficult he didn’t need anymore stress and it wasn’t hurting him..it even felt a little nice like being wrapped in a protective blanket.

But a few months after it had started, Danny had started to black out during fights with the G.I.W/His parents and the other ghost and he would come too back in his room and all bandaged up and laying on his bed.

That’s when Danny went to clockwork to ask what was going on. Clockwork than explained that Danny and Phantom were two different people but due the accident it put most of phantoms powers into Danny’s body as well as speeding up the growth of his proto-core so Danny is essentially a full ghost at this point.

And Danny ask if Clockwork can separate them because Danny may like how it feels when their together he doesn’t want to trap phantom and Clockwork does as he ask and separates them.

But the first thing phantom does with his new freedom is grab Danny check on him and make sure his ok before glaring at Clockwork for separating them, Danny ask him if phantom is ok with them being fused together.

Phantom says that he loves being with Danny the only thing he didn’t like was that he was never able to fully talk to him or hold him like this and now he can protect him better from the Fentons and G.I.W.

But that’s when clockwork interrupts and says that it would be best that the two of them don’t ever go back to that world as with the two separated being able to separate now it would make their eco-signature immediately noticeable to the Fentons technology and makes a visual orb shows Danny and Phantom what would happen if they go back now.

That ends with Danny crying about how could his parents do that to him while he wraps his arms around his torso and Phantom breaking the orb and almost freezing over the entire Ghost Zone.

After calming them down, Danny ask what they are supposed to do now that they can’t go back and Clockwork explains that when the two of them beat Pariah Dark Phantom won the title of Ghost King so they could do that.

And Danny and Phantom like that idea.

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•Little Facts•

•Danny and Phantom HATE separating it is very uncomfortable for both of them.

•When a Ghost becomes strong enough their core with become visible to humans but in the from as a gem so it doesn’t break their brain, Think of it like this

Colors we can’t see = Magenta

Ghost Cores = Gem stones

•The reason Danny was so chill was because he knew Phantom was going on the fucking war path to get him back

•A visual orb is something ghost can make to show memories or things of the like

•Phantom is the Ghost King and Danny is the Ghost Queen <3

•Phantom hates clockwork and clockwork likes to mess with Phantom because he can

•The JL are so confused at this point

•The Speedforce is a ghost and has adopted all speeders as her kids and any ghost can tell

•Phantom was a boy in ancient times who died but because of how powerful he is it took a looong time for his proto-core to form and when it did the accident happened

•Danny was adopted by Clockwork, And Clockwork and The Speedforce are siblings so Danny and Bart are cousins…I think Ghost families are were to map out

•Halfas don’t exist, Danny and Phantom were just both confused as all hell but they figured it out so their good but Vlad is just possessing his own corpse and it is Extremely disgusting and disturbing for everyone involved

•The crown changes from wearer to wearer

•The reason Danny was in the G.I.W custody was that they were planning on yeeting another nuke into the ghost zone and He went to go reinforce the area it would hit but the G.I.W set up sensors for any ghost activity and they grabbed him before he could fight back and was only there for about 6 hours before they grabbed Bart who was out for the count for a good 3 hours

•Danny and Phantom actually communicate with each other so no misunderstandings with them! Everyone else on the other hand :)

•When ghost want to get married, they combine cores.

•Danny and Phantom are a lot older than they look, Danny looks 17 while Phantom looks 18

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Appearance (I don’t have a name for this)

Here’s what their core looks like to humans / Not ghosts

Moon stone

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~{and that’s it! Hope you gremlins like it byeeeeee!}~

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whereserpentswalk · 11 months ago

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Humans sometimes wonder what separates them from other races like elves and dwarves and orcs, like what makes them unique. Some people say humans are generalists, some people say we're the most adaptable. But actually there is something that stands out about us that all the other races find super weird. Humans are the only sentient creature to reproduce sexually like animals do, and because of that we're the only species with romantic or sexual attraction, and ideas like sex and gender.

Elves and dwarves create new members of their races slowly and methodically, like works of art. Harpies, angels, demons and dragons are all individually and personally created by their gods. Orcs and goblins are spawned from spawning pits on mass. Merfolk come close with how they lay and fertilize eggs, but even then any individual merfolk can both lay eggs and fertilize, and they don't meet when they do it. Vampires and other undead are spawned from other races. Fae just sort of show up.

So the idea of having sexes, and genders constructed around them, and sexual and romantic relationships is all incredibly weird for other races. Most humans don't notice it because they just naturally assign members of other races genders when they meet them.

Diffrent races have diffrent ideas around these constructs. But most of them find it some level of confusing. A lot of them just ignore it. But it's really disturbing for some, romantic relationships seem like weird bonds that can't be explained, like some sort of unexplainable and volatile connection. Sexual attraction seems like some dark animalistic instinct. Gender is incomprehensible, and also seems wrong and immoral to most races. And sex itself seem like the darkest of any reproductive ritual or magic. Because of all of this humans who don't experience some or any of these things often have an easier time connecting with other races.

This has also lead scholars to belive that humans are the only sentient race to evolve naturally. Something often thought impossible before studies on humans occurred.

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