#slightly serious post

[theautisticfroglord]

I genuinely hate when people invalidate demiromantic/demisexual/other labels in general by saying somethin like "OMG!!!! why do these labels exist that's how every relationship is!!!!! what has this generation come to?!!?,!?!!"

some people out here are dating someone they just met two days ago. while it literally took me two whole years of getting to know someone before having a crush on them. can y'all please not find excuses to invalidate aspec/arospec people. thanks

[ask-adam-the-dickmaster]

I think I now get why you don't like going out of your way to be nice to people

Get this. I wanted to do sth nice. I decided to domate blood so that it might potentially save someone's life. I didn't have to. But I wanted to. Guess how that went.

I ended up wasting two hours of my life on sitting in the waiting room and filling out paperwork only for them to poke me to get a sample and then tell me I'm not qualified cuz only after that they checked my blood pressure and determined it is too low for me to be donating atm

Like, wtf did you stick me with a needle for then???

Life ain't fair man. Like... fuck me, this sucks ass

"Damn dude, that sucks ass.. I'm sorry that happened..but yeah, I usually don't go out of my way for people most of the time because a lot of times I just get taken advantage of..but hey, that's why you gotta just stick it to the man sometimes and tell people to fuck off when they waste your time..⚡"

But seriously anon, I hope you get better from this soon that's actually really fucked up. :(

[fernsreblogs]

just a friendly reminder that if I told you I want to remain no contact I MEAN it, I do not want you in my life if I tell you that, no matter how nice I seem to be to you because I’ve moved on I still do not want you around, I’m just a pushover and a people pleaser, please respect this.

[boiledprawn99]

when he gets to the old hunters dlc he’s gonna wish he was back at Urbanshade LOLLLL

[scrombit]

ok danny phantom posts again !!!! i have not lost my unreasonable obsession with this show, fear not. also if the brightness of the image is too low i understand so MUCH, my ipad has a really bright screen and u could not get me to fix my mistakes for a billions bucks

oh and the not invert one if its radder or smth !!

[sainteclectic]

in one ear and out the other with this guy. guess you'll just have to be a reluctant god, whole!

[autistic-regressor]

Reasons I prefer to have an imaginary caregiver

low social battery - I struggle to respond to texts regularly and it wouldn't be fair to them if I was only coming to them when I'm regressed or need something from them

I struggle to make new connections - the easiest way I could probably get a caregiver is by finding someone online but I struggle a lot to build connections and start trusting new people so it's easier to stick with having a caregiver that stays in my mind

They're perfect - I love writing stories about them doing exactly what I need them to do for me and I couldn't expect an irl caregiver to perfectly predict my needs like that

They're always there - I don't have to worry about them being busy when I need them or too tired to help me through my struggles

There are other ways to find community within age regression - I love texting on agere discords, texting in a group chat is a lot less stressful and it allows me to still human connections without as much pressure

I don't have to worry about harmful relationships forming - another problem with finding a caregiver online is you don't really know who that person is. As someone who is 19 I'm slightly safer from this but I still don't want a caregiver who is secretly significantly older than me or who secretly is nsfw. And I have BPD so I don't want to accidentally become codependent with someone or hurt them by doing things like venting too much or not giving them enough space.

this isn't to knock irl caregivers but just saying imaginary caregivers can be fulfilling too :3

Also always remember that irl caregivers are real people. If you have a real life caregiver they won't be 'perfect' like an imaginary caregiver could be (always being there, always knowing what you need, not needing anything in return) and that's okay because they have a ton of their own strengths (being a person you get to learn about and grow close to, being able to physically do things with you, they aren't bound by your imagination)

[symd]

they're married, your honor

in Chinese cuisine, red bean soup is traditionally enjoyed during special occasions like weddings to symbolize good fortune, long years of happiness, and overcoming hardships

this whole act is marriage allegory. angell wears the veil, food is a language of love, and the table is their altar. I rest my case

[spectralbugs]

goofball boys being goofballs (and also in love)

[theautisticfroglord]

I've been noticing for a while that there's a difference between what edgelords call "cringe" and actual cringy behavior so i made a chart

[nyankojin]

Clint/Madison/Sam polycule. Call that shit a Mégnawge à Trois.

[murdocs-sweetheart]

With regards to the last anon who I’m sure was all the same person.

What was that, FIVE separate asks (tbh I didn’t actually count, but for everyone else, it was a lot, trust 😭) sending me hardcore M/acGyver x M//urdoc smut ?

I did not read more than like the first few words of each of those, just to check they weren’t anything I give a fuck about but like… damn, way to waste my time. I got a calculus exam in a little over two hours. I don’t have time for this shit lil bro 😂😂😂

[swanmaids]

People will just say anything with absolute certainty on here no matter how objectively wrong they are. This week I saw someone say that women and girls in fairy tales don’t ever experience gendered violence and oppression. Mate WHAT

[smilepebble]

compilation of deeply unserious octopath doodles from the past year or so

edit: forgot one

[annabelle--cane]

I love that you're kind of a Magpod information kiosk. Why Google or check the website when you could ask Tumblr user Annabelle Cane? /lh

Rusty Quill should be paying for your services tbh

they call me one-man-wiki marina. the archive of the archives marina. extremely niche beholding avatar marina.

[angels444yuri]

now that i've hit 1k i'm officially a tumblr microceleb with a cult following and that means i can finally focus on one of my big goals. designing life-size plushies of myself to sell as merch