#source: crazy ex-girlfriend

[fourhorsemenprotectionsquad]

Henley: What's wrong with you? Danny: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

[cornleyquotesgoeswrong]

Cornley Incorrect Quotes №⁴⁷

Sandra, post-Peter Pan: What's wrong with you? Jonathan: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bob: You're all like the family I never had.

Yelena: You don't have a family?

Bob: I do, but they suck.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bucky: I feel a strange emotion towards you…

Wade: Respect?

Bucky: Never.

[fabuloustrash05]

Angel Dust: You're handsome and you're smart and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type~

Husk: I'm sorry, what were you saying?

Angel Dust: Perfect…

[romanoffshouse]

Tony: Your giving Natasha a key to your apartment?

Y/N: That's right, I gave her the key to my heart and now I'm giving her the key to my ap-heart-ment.

Tony:

Y/N: [smiles]

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: What is wrong with you?

Penelope: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition to anxiety and depression.

[emmikay]

Hector: May he rest in peace.

Andromache: Paris died?

Hector: No, but I kind of hope he does.

[vagabond-art]

"You’re just a lying little bitch who ruins things and wants the world to burn. Bitch. You’re a stupid bitch."

i couldn't get this visual out of my head

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: You're pretty and you're smart and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type.

Mona Lisa: I’m sorry, what were you saying?

Raph: Perfect.

[alnst-hyunaluka]

Hyuna: You don't understand, you're too young, I like Luka but I don’t... "like" Luka. I have very positive feelings of attraction towards him, but I also want to punch him in the face.

Mizi: You just described a crush.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Ororon: You know that time when we went out after seeing your friend's terrible band and you ordered french fries and I ate all of them because I was wasted? When I think of myself doing that, I am— that was so selfish of me. And I'm sorry.

Ifa: Wow, I'm really glad you reached out about that.

Ororon: You are?

Ifa: No, I don't remember that at all, but I will take your french fry apology and apply it to other stuff.

[incorrect-losers]

Greta: What is wrong with you?

Bill: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition to anxiety and depression

[incorrect-star-allies]

*Triple Deluxe*

Dedede: What's wrong with you?

Taranza: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of outside affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I feel a strange emotion towards you…

Steve: Respect?

Tony: Never.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

"I d-d-do not want to confront you because you are violent and scary and weigh more than me."

-Khalid, to Dorn