#source: quote generator

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Pssst. What are you doing?

Kate: Changing the locks so you stop breaking in.

Yelena:

Kate:

Kate: Ah, shit.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Jinx: Pssst. What are you doing?

Caitlyn: Changing the locks so you stop breaking in.

Jinx:

Caitlyn:

Jinx:

Caitlyn: Ah, bullocks.

[incorrectlco]

Lucy: What’s a word that’s a mix between ‘sad’ and ‘mad’?

George: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Lockwood: Smad.

[incorrect-sabriel-quotes]

Sam, pointing a camera at Gabriel: There he is, our sweet baby.

Gabriel, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

[bejeweled-wahlberg]

KOTNB next Gen incorrect quotes

Cora: You're a lying piece of shit!

Jamie: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Everlee: I'm leaving and I'm taking Venus with me!

Jade, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

Venus : Cora's refusing to wear their glasses!

Cora: Venus , look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.

Cora: *points to Everlee* Everlee.

Cora: *points to Jamie* Jamie.

Cora: *points to Jade* Sasquatch.

Jade: Everlee is late again.

Cora: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Venus : I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Jamie: I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM.

Jade: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.

*Everlee bursts through the door*

Everlee: WHAT TIME IS IT?

Everlee: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Venus: Self- esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Jade: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Jamie: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Cora: My moral code, is that you?

Everlee:

Everlee: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Cora and Jamie belongs to @caityrayeraye

[whitechapel-incorrect]

Riley: What is Chandler to you?

Kent: The reason I wake up in the morning.

Riley: That's so cute!

Chandler, earlier that morning, after at least 20 alarms: Kent! Wake up! We have work! WAKE UP!

[retrocatastrophy]

Elric: Where are you?

Conan: In bed.

Elric: Good, I hope you’re naked.

Conan: No, I’m trying to take a nap, actually

[starsanchor]

Ava: *Gently taps table*

John: *Taps back*

Bob: What are they doing?

Yelena: Morse code.

Ava: *Aggressively taps table*

John: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

[incorrecttwsted]

[ditzybat]

Dick: Hey Damian, when’s your birthday?

Freshly free from the league Damian: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Dick: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday?

[stilesonthehunt]

Derek: Can you cut me some slack, Stiles? I’m sort of in love. Stiles: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Peter: *sighs* He's in love with you. Stiles: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

[crybabycunt]

Kate, texting Clint: [Clint! Help! I'm being kidnapped] Clint: [Where are you?] Kate: [I'm with some strange person. In a car. HELP] Clint: [I'll call Yelena]

Yelena, answering her cell: What is it? Clint: Have you seen Kate? She texted me that she's being kidnapped. Yelena: Kate? What do you mean? She's right next to me— Kate: Yelena: Yelena: I'll call you back. (hangs up) Yelena: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T BAD! Kate: WHO ARE YOU?!

[rainnyydaysworld]

Dick: No problemo!

Dick, internally: But it was all problemo.

—

Cass: Start talking!

Jason : Well, I-

Cass: Shut up!

—

Tim: So, what's for dinner?

Bruce, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

—

Jason: What’s up? I’m back.

Bruce: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Jason: Death is a social construct.

—

Damian : If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.

—

Doctor: How high are you?

Cass: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.

Bruce : No, they’re asking what drugs are you on.

Cass: Oh, antidepressants, why?

[incorrectlco]

Lockwood: Please, I’m begging you to go to a doctor.

Lucy: I’m sorry, is this our stab wound? Stay out of it.

[starglow-xx]

incorrect twst quotes - 10

*15 minutes ago* Ace: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me? Y/n: *flirting back* I don't know. When are you going to ask me to? *present* Deuce: And you just ran away?! Ace: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

[bejeweled-wahlberg]

*The squad right before Summer and Chase’s wedding*

Sunny: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Trin: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Phineas: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Ferb: I think we all have weddings to attend

Henry, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE