#source: sam and cat

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Taco Truck Owner: Hey! Aren’t you Ghost, one of the new Avengers?

Ava: Are you a cop?

Taco Truck Owner: No.

Ava: Yeah I’m Ghost.

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Haymitch: Is that my toothbrush?

Katniss: Would I have a toothbrush that did this?

[Music starts playing from the toothbrush and Haymitch starts dancing]

[shyjusticewarrior]

Alfred: *waves* Cheers.

Jason: Seinfeld.

Dick: Friends.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: What are the states where Peter can’t go? Arizona, Utah, and Ohio! Kira: Oh my! Stiles: There’s three more states where Peter can’t be. Texas, New Hampshire, and Tennessee! Peter: I’m also not welcome in Europe.

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Frank: If you wanna stay here, that's great, but I'm going with Skid, Pump and Lila to Phoenix. Skid: Uhhh, you can't come to Phoenix with us. It's in Arizona. Frank: Ohhh... yeah... Jaune: Wait. Why can't you go to Arizona? Frank: Let's just say there might be a warrant for my arrest... and in Ohio... and in some other states I can never remember... Pump: Well, you just need to learn the song we made for you! Skid: 🎶Where are the states Mr. Frank can't go?🎶 🎶Arizona, Utah and Ohio!🎶 Jaune: Oh my... Pump: 🎶There's three more states where Mr. Frank can't be!🎶 Pump: 🎶Texas, New Hampshire and Tennessee!🎶 Frank, off key: 🎶I'm also not welcome in Europe!🎶

[fabuloustrash05]

Bulla: Dad and I were out shopping and these guys drove by and catcalled me. Bulma: *sighs* What did your father do? Bulla: He chased them to the next red light, and then reached into their window and well... Vegeta, walking in: Who wants a steering wheel?

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Richie: You strike me as pushy

Pete: She can be pushy

Steph: I can also be punchy and kicky

[incorrect-losers]

Ben: Yeah, nothing's cooler than fireworks, right, guys?

Bev: Totally!

Eddie: Yeah!

Stan: Unless one of the fireworks lands on your pet and kills it

Ben: That could never happen

Stan: In theory, it could

[zenless-zone-zero-incorrect]

Koleda: Any questions?

Anton: Who would win in a race between a snail and a worm?

Koleda: I meant—

Koleda, resignedly: The worm.

Anton: Yes! Worms rule!

[totallycorrectprimos]

Gordita: Older brother, you can't go to Phoenix with us. It's in Arizona.

Cousin Bud: Oh, right…

Lucita: Why can't you go to Arizona?

Cousin Bud: Let's just say there might be a warrant for my arrest… and in Ohio… and in some other states I can never remember.

Tater: You need to remember the song I made for you!

Tater, singing: What are the states where Cousin Bud can't go? Arizona, Utah and Ohio!

Gordita: Oh my God…

Tater, still singing: There's three more states where Cousin Bud can't be. Texas, New Hampshire and Tennessee!

Cousin Bud, singing along: I'm also not welcome in Europe!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Alexei: Is that my toothbrush?

John: Would I have a toothbrush that did this?

[Music starts playing from the toothbrush and Alexei starts dancing]

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai: Ooh, you want a piece of me?!

Raph: Yes!

Leo, stopping them from fighting: Careful!

Mikey: Karai had three years of jujitsu!

Raph: I don’t care what religion she is.

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Finnick: Is that my toothbrush?

Johanna: Would I have a toothbrush that did this?

[Music starts playing from the toothbrush and Finnick starts dancing]

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Shadowheart: Karlach and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Wyll: *sighing* What did she do?

Shadowheart: She chased him to the next red light, reached into his window and-

Karlach, walking in: Who wants a steering wheel?

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

Slash, after Michelangelo explained how he did a magic trick: So you’re not really magic?

Michelangelo: No, not really.

Slash: So you’re just a lair?

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: What do I get to do? Allison: You get to do drive us and pay for everything. Stiles: Yay, I’m relevant!