#source: tmnt

[shy-urban-hobbit]

All three Wolves kneeling around an unconscious Vesemir directly after Voleth Meir.

Eskel; He's waking up!"

Vesemir, from where he's lying on the floor: Lambert...

*Lambert leans in closer, Vesemir whispers something*

Geralt: What did he say?!

Lambert: He said 'Please get your knee off my chest.'

[fandorkofeverything]

Clay: Quick, give me two billion molecules of the-

JD: CLAY!!!!!!!

JD, Bruce, Floyd and Branch: Not helping!

Clay: *sighs* You know I wish you guys would take a greater interest in my science. We're brothers, but sometimes I feel like we're just roommates.

Bruce: CLAY, if you don't cut it out with your middle child nonsense, I'm gonna shove your head in the--THE TOILET!!!!!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Pyro: *wearing toy doctor gear and the Medic's spare labcoat, introduces themselves in muffled gibberish as they pose beneath a banner reading "HUG IT OUT"*

Spy: *unimpressed* "Doctor Feelings?" I thought you were "Doctor Delicate Touch."

Pyro: *clearly and concisely* Doctor Delicate Touch feels nothing.

[sincerelykarai]

Maze Runner Incorrect Quotes (except its frypan and gally being crackheads)

Minho: Gally's alive?! Why didn't you tell me?!

Frypan: Well, because I wanted you to be surprised.

Frypan: OBVIOUSLY I DIDNT KNOW!

-

Gally walking past wearing headphones

Minho: What do you think he's listening to?

Thomas: It's probably some heavy metal shit

Also Gally listening to fucking Britney Spears

-

Newt: Trying to find out who Gally's bff is, huh?

Minho: It's me!

Brenda: It's me!

Alby: It's me!

Frypan: ...It's probably not me 🤷‍♀️

-

Gally around Frypan: Aww my best friend! I love you so much!! (PLATONICALLY)

Gally around anyone else: I hope you get killed by the flare and you have to shoot your brains out :)

-

[hersheysmcboom]

Obi wan: Anakin?

(Anakin punches obi wan in the face)

Anakin: YOU ARE SO SMUG,! YOU KNOW THAT?!!

YOU THINK THE GALAXY REVOLVES AROUND YOU, DON’T YOU?!! THAT WE COULDN’T POSSIBLY SURVIVE WITHOUT “THE MIGHTY AND POWERFUL OBI WAN KENOBI TO GUIDE US THOUGH OUR PROBLEMS HUH?!! WELL, I GOT A NEWS FLASH FOR YOU, WE GOT ALONG JUST FINE WITHOUT YOU!!!

Obi wan: OH, AND THIS IS WHAT COUNTS “JUST FINE” TO YOU?! DRESSING UP IT’S HALLWEEN EVERY NIGHT?! RISKING THE SAFTEY OF OUR FAMILY?!! I MEAN COME ON, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, ANAKIN?!

Anakin: DON’T PUSH ME OBI WAN! YOU CAN’T COME HOME AND EXPECT US TO FALL IN LINE AGAIN, LIKE WE’RE CLONES!!

obi wan: HEY!! I WAS TRANING!!! TRAINING TO BE A BETTER MASTER!!!! FOR YOU!!! why, why do you hate me for that?!!!

Anakin: AND WHO EVER SAID I WANTED TO BE LEAD?!!!! I’M BETTER OFF BEING MY OWN MASTER NOW, GET USED TO IT!!!!

Obi wan: HOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO HAVE THIS TALK?!! YOU. AREN’T. READY!!! YOUR impatient! AND HOT TEMPERED. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY. I’M BETTER THEN YOU.

Anakin: (laughs) oh you know something, “master” i have to disagree on that one (take out his lightsaber)

Obi wan: don’t do this, Anakin.

Anakin: I’m done listening to you.

[shadow-coolness]

Yugo: Give it up, Oropo! We don't want to hurt you!

Dally: We don’t? Did i miss a meeting?

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan: The first rule of being a doctor is "Do no harm."

Jeonghan: Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm.

[luckyredeyes]

Yuugi: Anzu sure was mad.

Jonouchi: Oh well, you know women.

Honda: No, we don’t?! She’s the first one we ever met.

[ladymiraclewings]

Sanemi Shinazugawa: I’m not really good about saying thank you. Nezuko Kamado: And? Sanemi Shinazugawa: …that was it.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Richie: [to Ruth and Pete] I can’t trust either of you to do simple stuff like show up to study! OR NOT EAT POSION!!

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

The quadruplets: [all beaten and bruised, trying to sneak to the nest unnoticed] Mrs. Pteranodon: [turns on the light] Shiny: Ahh! Mom! Mrs. Pteranodon: And where have you been? Tiny: ... Nowhere? Mrs. Pteranodon: How did you get so hurt? Buddy: Oh, that! W-Well, we were, umm… Don: Hit… Shiny: By a… Tiny: Train? Mrs. Pteranodon: [unimpressed silence] Buddy: [whisper-shouting] "Hit by a train"?! Tiny: Well, what was I supposed to say? Meteor? Hadrosaur? Flying building?!

[fandorkofeverything]

Brozone: *All do a cool pose after their final song*

Clay: If this isn't the poster shot, someone's getting fired!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Soldier: *rocket jumps to escape enemy Demoman* HA HA, I'M A GENIUS! *crashes into the ceiling* I'm Okay...

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Ash: So, what do we do now?

Brock: What do you mean, what do we do now?

Ash: They're just out there somewhere!

Brock: I know they're out there.

Claptrap: Fight?

Sam: Fight.

Claptrap: Kitchen?

Sam: Kitchen.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

If anyone needs me, I'll be watching my stories. Dr. Jiminez is going to break up with Lindsay! I just know it!

Speedy Gonzales

[thursdaysyme]

is misunderstanding each other and lashing out anything interesting or