#source: why women kill

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Be nice!

Yelena: I’m always nice.

Kate: Really nice, not bitchy nice.

Yelena: You’re tying my hands, but fine.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Scott: Be nice! Isaac: I’m always nice. Scott: Really nice, not bitchy nice. Isaac: You’re tying my hands, but fine

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: Be nice!

Cressida: I’m always nice.

Eloise: Really nice, not bitchy nice.

Cressida: You’re tying my hands, but fine.

[dkmbookworm]

Odysseus: I don’t want any wine, Hermes

Hermes: Oh this is for me, darling, I find your life very stressful

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: I have to leave in ten minutes, and I have got absolutely no idea what to wear, Pansy!

Pansy: You’re actually so cute, all flutter over your first date with Potter!

Draco: Is this pastel too gay?

Pansy: Have you ever seen a straight pastel?

Draco: Okay, well, I’ve narrowed it down to these two robes. Which do you prefer?

Pansy: The linen.

Draco: Are you sure?

Pansy: Why do you care which robes? How long is it gonna be on really?

Draco: Oi! I am a good boy. I am!

Pansy: Draco.

Draco: Yeah, all right! The linen then!

[incorrect-web-novels]

Feng Xin: I know you, Mu Qing. You may be evil, but you’re not stupid

Mu Qing: I’m sure there’s a compliment in there somewhere. 

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

*When Luo Binghe was a disciple*

Shen Qingqiu: What is it?

Luo Binghe: Shizun, Ming Fan hit me!

Shen Qingqiu: What am I, your bodyguard? Hit him back.

[incorrect-danmachi-quotes]

Bell: Be nice! Lili: I’m always nice. Welf: Really nice, not bitchy nice. Lili: You’re tying my hands, but fine.

[incorrectagentsofshieldquotes]

Alya: Aunt Daisy! That girl hit me! Daisy: What am I, your bodyguard? Hit her back!

[themostincorrecthouseofblack]

Draco: Mum! That boy hit me! Narcissa: What am I, your bodyguard? Hit him back!

[emmikay]

Al: Teacher, those kids were hitting us!

Izumi: What am I, your bodyguard? Hit them back!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: Be nice!

Natasha: I’m always nice.

Clint: Really nice, not bitchy nice.

Natasha: You’re tying my hands, but fine.

[perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare]

Janus: What is it?

Virgil: Janus, Remus hit me!

Janus: What am I, your bodyguard? Hit him back.

[soullessbullshit]

Naryu: I'm always nice.

Varon: Really nice. Not bitchy nice.

Naryu: You're tying my hands, but fine.

[victoriously-regal]

Snow: If a stranger came up and said your dress was ugly, what would you say?

Regina: I'd say ‘fuck off’.

Snow: But if a dear friend gently suggested orange is not your best color?

Regina: I'd get rid of the dress.

[thericeballofcamelot]

River: Trent hit me!

Linda: What am I, your bodyguard? Hit him back.