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Percy: I think I accidentally joined a cult Later Percy: Update, I am now the leader of said cult
#src: John Mulaney#His stand-up comedy special “The Comeback Kid”#percy jackson#percy pjo#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson and the heroes of olympus#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo hoo toa#battle of the labyrinth#the last olympian#he became the leader is three years#pjo series#camp half blood#also happened with camp jupiter#camp jupiter#that took him a week#son of neptune#the heroes of olympus#heroes of olympus#hoo#don't know if this has been do#he joined a cult#to a normal person chb is a cult#so is camp jupiter#has this been done? probably
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"We started chanting, 'McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's!' And Momo-kan pulled into the drive-thru, and we started cheering, and then she ordered one black coffee for herself and kept driving."
-Tajima
#ookiku furikabutte#oofuri#big windup#tajima yuuichirou#tajima yuuichiro#momoe maria#momokan#incorrect quotes#src: john mulaney the comeback kid
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“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”
**J**OHN **M**ULANEY : [THE COMEBACK KID STARTERS](https://jokebad.tumblr.com/post/613237137946607616/john-mulaney-the-comeback-kid-starters)>>> **“** Then what’s yours _**?**_ _A soggy breadstick_ _**?**_ **”**
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“I don’t give off that vibe!”
**J**OHN **M**ULANEY : [THE COMEBACK KID STARTERS](https://jokebad.tumblr.com/post/613237137946607616/john-mulaney-the-comeback-kid-starters)>>> **“** I didn’t say anything about a _**VIBE**_ --- _you kids and your weird slang_... I was just sayin’ if you keep up your attitude some lil old ladies are sure to get scared of you _**!**_ You don’t wanna [give grannies a heart attack ](.)now, do you _**??**_ **”**
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