#src: John Mulaney

[int3r3st1ng]

Percy: I think I accidentally joined a cult Later Percy: Update, I am now the leader of said cult

[telestoapologist]

Variks: We’d all go play jacks down at the soda fountain, yesssss. Spider: No one knows what you're talking about, you idiot.

[incorrectshera]

I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I’ll die.

Catra

[incorrect009quotes]

You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Marzipan to Gravity

[vampirefunkmetal]

peter parker, taking a pop quiz at school: i dont know. i know you told me, but i have had a very long day... i am very small... and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under.

[incorrectoofuriquotes]

"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die."

-Abe

[jokebad]

“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

**J**OHN **M**ULANEY : [THE COMEBACK KID STARTERS](https://jokebad.tumblr.com/post/613237137946607616/john-mulaney-the-comeback-kid-starters)>>>             **“** Then what’s yours _**?**_ _A soggy breadstick_ _**?**_ **”**

[macholatcho]

Ham in a John Mulaney suit? <3

I hate... That I did so much effort for this... I hate his face.... I love him but I’m always making him dumb....

[frontmezzjunkies]

BAM's Medea Burns White Hot Bright

#frontmezzjunkies reviews: #BAMMedea written & directed by #SimonStone @BAM_Brooklyn w/ #RoseByrne #BobbyCannavale #MadelineWeinstein #DylanBaker #JordanBoatman #VictorAlmanzar #JollySwage #OrsonHong #SimonStoneMedea #BrooklynTheatre

Gabriel Amoroso Bobby Cannavale and Rose Byrne. Photo by Richard Termine.

The Review: Brooklyn Academy of Music’s Medea

By Ross

It’s stark and blindingly white. With three panels giving us no clue what is in store for us. Two children; Jolly Swag (TV’s “What About Us“) as Edgar (alternative: Gabriel Amoroso) and Orson Hong (Netflix’s “John Mulaney…“) as Gus (alternative: Emeka Guindo), at the…

[bestthaiweed]

High Times: How Marijuana Is Being Rebranded as a Wellness Remedy

When California voted to legalise recreational cannabis at November 2016, bud smokers might have been forgiven for assessing the contents of the bongs. California was shortly followed by Canada. It was a landmark moment. Since the comic John Mulaney commented:”That is actually the first time that I’ve ever noticed a law change since the government is like,’Fine. ”’

I had been living in Los Angeles through the”green hurry”, and there was a heady sense of chance from the atmosphere.

My way back was a stylish, gold vape pencil produced by Beboe, the”Hermes of bud”, which currently has a concession in luxury department store Barneys. The high became luxury. My spouse — a lifelong bud refusenik — required to dabbing cannabis-infused coconut powderone of several products targeted at individuals who’d not have thought rolling a joint. After we returned into Britain at 2017, the country felt backward.

Sathianathan made the transition into the cannabis business in 2015 after 10 years in technology. Initially, he states, declaring you functioned in cannabis was a conversation killer. Now it is a starter. In Europe, we are only making the transfer from medication to medication, but the wave is shifting one way”

A set of cross-party MPs predicted in July that bud is going to probably be legalised on these shores over five decades, but it required the high-profile instances of Alfie Dingley at England and Billy Caldwell at Northern Ireland — 2 kids experiencing severe epilepsy whose seizures were just brought under control by cannabis oil — to persuade Home Secretary Sajid Javid it has valid medical uses. Butso far, few do. “It is not that doctors do not need to prescribe it. It is more that they do not know what to prescribe for which signs,” states David Badcock, CEO of DrugScience, that attempts for a more evidence-based drugs coverage in the united kingdom. “There are thousands and thousands of individuals suffering , and that is not morally acceptable.”

from Best Thai Weed https://bestthaiweed.com/high-times-how-marijuana-is-being-rebranded-as-a-wellness-remedy/

[incorrect009quotes]

I don’t know. I know you told me. But I have had a very long day. I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

Marzipan

[zhumeimv]

Top 10 Worst Comedy Movies of the Last Decade

Top 10 Worst Comedy Movies of the Last Decade

Date: 2020-01-16 23:00:00

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These are the top 10 WORST comedy movies of the last decade. We could LITERALLY hear crickets chirping in the theater! For this list, we’re taking a look at the worst comedies released between 2010 and 2019 that were so unfunny it’s actually kind of infuriating. From “The Hangover Part III,” to…

[incorrectoofuriquotes]

"We started chanting, 'McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's!' And Momo-kan pulled into the drive-thru, and we started cheering, and then she ordered one black coffee for herself and kept driving."

-Tajima

[jokebad]

“I don’t give off that vibe!”

**J**OHN **M**ULANEY : [THE COMEBACK KID STARTERS](https://jokebad.tumblr.com/post/613237137946607616/john-mulaney-the-comeback-kid-starters)>>>              **“** I didn’t say anything about a _**VIBE**_ --- _you kids and your weird slang_... I was just sayin’ if you keep up your attitude some lil old ladies are sure to get scared of you _**!**_ You don’t wanna [give grannies a heart attack ](.)now, do you _**??**_ **”**

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