#this is the stuff

[sircantus]

Actually so very based making skephalo be boyfriends again I mean they are very NOT normal about each other so I think it’s fair

Theyre telenovela husbands now who bicker and divorce every two weeks but ultimately get back together bc theyre the one for each other

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

🎶🤍✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (positivity is cool)🎶🤍✨

Kazzy do you really want me to just post a bunch of Wicked songs on here

Okay maybe just one

1. For Good

People ask me what my favorite song is, like overall favorite song, and I usually say “I don’t know, it changes all the time.” But if there’s one song that I consistently go back to, it’s For Good. I just have like, a deeply rooted history with this song and with Wicked and the Wizard of Oz in general, and I can’t not include this song in my list

2. For a Moment

Any time I need a smile I listen to this one. It just makes me happy and the scene that accompanies it is really whimsical and so cute :)

3. Somewhere Only We Know

It’s a jam, I have nothing else to say. I like pretty much any cover of it too

4. This is the Stuff

Every time this song comes on the radio or whatever and we’re in the car, my mom, sister, and I all sing it at the top of our lungs

5. Island in the Sun

The perfect summer vibes! It’s so fun and brings back Aquamarine memories. The cover by Halfday which was used in the movie is also really good

[baseballmomlesbiandad]

nothing like a bl beach episode

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[isaackuo]

Me, returning a video-tape: "I rewound it thirty-five minutes ago"

[shamebats]

[lilisouless]

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TAKE HER?

[nebbeli]

captcha

[isaackuo]

The worst thing is seeing the "red heart" icon at the bottom of this post, meaning I suffered this before and learned nothing.

Cinderella rewrite where Cinderella’s father is an unusually successful fisherman due to his secret friendships with the shy and mysterious mermaids, successful enough to attract a moderately wealthy and ambitious bride with two daughters. Once he dies, her stepmother, determined to make sure her daughters inherit the fishing business as dowries by marrying before Cinderella, forbids her from going out on the fishing boats or into town and makes sure she spends as much of her time as possible doing drudgework, hauling offal and cleaning fish. When the Prince’s ball comes around, an important occasion for young women to make good connections, the stepmother forbids her from going, telling her that she needs to get the latest salmon catch gutted and ready for sale instead.

Cinderella’s mermaid godmother calls upon her people to clean the fish and gifts her a dress and shoes of shimmering fish scales that wreathe her in rainbows under the moonlight. She makes an impression on the Prince at the ball so strong that he immediately falls in love with her, and when she’s forced to flee before her stepmother notices her (no masquerade mask or dancing rainbows will disguise her from her own family at close range), the Prince is left with only a delicate fish leather slipper left on the front steps to try to find her again.

He goes around the houses, seeking the owner of the slipper, but Cinderella is once again working in the fish sheds. He stepmother, desperate and determined and having found Cinderella’s other shoe that very morning, realises what has happened and takes a knife to the feet of her prettiest daughter, telling the prince that she suffered an injury that very morning but those are definitely her shoes, see, here’s the other one, and they still fit.

The daughter is pretty and witty and charming, and while the Prince doesn’t feel the same spark and instant sense of connection that he did at the party, he reasons that she’s overwhelmed and in pain and once she’s healed, all will be well. There are no birds to whisper of blood in the shoe – the Prince has seen the bandaged feet already – and the daughter slips on the shoes (the only shoes she has that will fit her, now,) and accompanies him to the palace.

But the stepmother is no doctor, and by the time the Prince gets her to the palace doctors, it’s too late – his beloved has contracted an infection in her feet from the shoe leather, made unclean in its travels. She will survive – it is an infection of a common filth of fish and birds, one that the doctors have potions for for the occasions where dangerously cooked food causes outbreaks – but in her raving, she confesses the whole scheme to the Prince who, furious, returns to the village to find the girl he truly fell in love with, the girl hidden from him.

“Oh, yeah, the fish cleaner,” the villagers shrug. “We don’t see her around very much, she’s probably in the sheds. Her family calls her Salmonella.”

[the-future-is-chrome]

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[sixofclovers]

hecate

[alleesaur]

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

[rudamaruda520]

me as a writer

[butch--dean]

dean sucks cas good and hard through his jorts