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type-s-number-9 · 18 days ago
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Okay, here's the plan. 9S is going to go up to a human and ask them about hobbies. He'll log data of ones he finds interesting, and then research that hobby, and then do the hobby!
"Excuse me, miss!"
He smiles and waves down what he thinks is a human... until he sees her wings and halo. Well. Close enough!
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"My name is 9S, and I'm researching hobbies to get into! Would you mind telling me what your main hobby is and why?"
@witchoftrinity
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frownyalfred · 4 months ago
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local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:
goon:
Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:
mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?
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physicsgoblin · 5 months ago
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Everyone finds that one random unposed snapshot of their mother from 30 years ago where she is literally the most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life
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elllapa · 1 year ago
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Happy pride
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ichiro-artosaki · 9 months ago
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kees the feesh 🧜🏽‍♀️(siren au is consuming my brain!)
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late-night-chai-latte · 4 months ago
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"Come, lay down and let me take care of you"
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inkskinned · 2 years ago
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because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.
you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.
you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.
don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.
if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.
you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:
how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!
aren't you happy yet?
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bajaja-blast · 11 months ago
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you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.
I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.
we are not the same.
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habken · 23 days ago
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shh they are sleeping
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vanilla-extracter · 1 month ago
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some ahnk moporkian bullshit (mostly moist and the truth)
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zorangezest · 13 days ago
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idk just random stuff from the past few days
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ambrellaexists · 27 days ago
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Baiting your big brother to open up by using your little brother privileges
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Mikey angst got to me so I drew it as well. Hey isn't it cruel when you're the most emotional one but is forced to close off like the rest of them. Your opponent is the biggest self saboteur
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s3rrrpentine · 22 days ago
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gop kis (˵˘ ³˘˵) ᯓᡣ𐭩
thank you so much for supporting me 🥲🫶💖💖
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modmad · 2 months ago
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a lil colour for a change (how rare!), as I won't be able to draw more Lux for a while, alas- work work work...
darn character development! gonna ruin his reputation did I mention they have to travel around bringing light back to various worlds lost in the darkness and it's extremely wholesome at times
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puckpatties · 11 months ago
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i love you forever and ever girldad chilchuck
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zwm8604 · 3 months ago
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Some recent silly GyJo doodles hehe
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