#when it came to dick and jason

[geeky-nightphilosopher]

You really gotta appreciate Alfred and the fact that he knows better than Bruce anytime someone pulls the Wayne kids outta school for one reason or another.

Obviously, the first time it happens with Dick, Bruce loses his mind when he gets the call from the school that Dick got picked up by somebody that wasn't Alfred.

By the time Damian comes around, Bruce just sighs and asks if it was by a parent named "Clark."

All the while Alfred is serving tea and cookies

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Dick: Sorry guys, Bruce AND Alfred said no more cookies for today

Damian: this vexes me

Tim: so not demure

Duke: I’m going to eat Damian

Jason and Steph: Destiel didn’t die for this

Cass: ☝️❓🤨🙄

Dick: Please guys what the fuck are you saying

[demonic0angel]

Health Insurance (click for clarity)

I have a headcanon that Maddie and Jack did not have health insurance or insurance at all tbh, so Jazz really enjoyed the benefits of marriage.

So basically, in this idea, Dick and Jazz marry (bc Dick needed custody of Damian but he’s a single 20-something year old man, while Jazz was getting hounded by the Ghost Zone/her parents idk) but never fall in love. The two of them make a deal to get married and then parent Damian together, but then Dick finds out that they’re falling in love with each other’s siblings so he’s like “let’s divorce”.

It goes well and they both split things evenly or equally and it’s a very peaceful, amicable divorce.

Until they get to the custody of Damian. And then all hell breaks loose.

One of the dirtiest, most underhanded, and vicious custody wars ensue. In the end, they get split custody of Damian between Gotham and Blüdhaven. (He’s weirdly happy with it bc they fought so hard for him and they didn’t involve him at all except for courtesy questions).

Part two

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Panel 1 has Dick’s solemn face as he’s looking away.

Dick: Jazz… we need to talk. I know that you’re in love with Jason…

Panel 2 has Dick’s side profile while we see Jazz stare at him in shock, holding a spilling teacup as she’s dripping tea.

Dick: *still looking sad* And I’m also in love with your brother Dan, so I think we should divorce.

Panel 3 is the both of them across from each other, in a very simplistic style. Jazz still looks vaguely shocked and Dick still looks sad.

Dick: I know that we both care for each other, but we’re in love with different people.

Panel 4 has Jazz finally snapping back to reality, as Dick continues talking.

Dick: It’ll be an amicable divorce, so I think that—

Panel 5 has Jazz standing up with a BAM! and knocking her teacup when she slams her hands on the table. Dick looks startled.

Dick: !

Panel 6 has a close up of Jazz’s panicked expression as she’s shouting.

Jazz: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HEALTH INSURANCE?!

Edit: I changed the pictures to add the right font and a ring on Jazz’s finger.

[littlefankingdom]

How the fandom portrays Bruce and Dick learning Red Hood (not knowing it's Jason) is 19-ish:

Bruce: Don't care, didn't ask.

Dick: OMG, he's just a BABY.

How Bruce and Dick would canonically react:

Bruce: He's still a teen. He's just a kid. OMG, I probably hit him too hard, shame on me. Maybe if I play my cards right, he will accept to be mentored.

Dick: Ok, so he is not a child. I can and will beat his ass.

[arkangelo-7]

Bruce Wayne has cried exactly four times in his life.

The first was exactly fourteen hours after he lost his parents. He was in shock when the actual murder happened, but once he was done being interviewed by the police and Alfred had managed to get him to eat something, bathe, and lay down in bed—well, he lost it. He cried silently but with enough vigor that he sent his body into shock again and passed out.

The second time was when he dropped Dick off at third grade. Cliche, of course, but he couldn’t help it. At that point Dick had only been living with him for a few months, but Bruce had basically imprinted on that kid the moment he first held him in his arms, cradling him to his chest so that the boy wouldn’t stain his leotard with his parents blood. Something about leaving that tiny, energetic, tornado of a kid at school and returning to a large, empty manor broke something in Bruce. He shed a few tears in the back of the Rolls Royce while Alfred pretended not to notice.

The third time was when Jason died. There was no shock, no moment of confusion or denial—Bruce just knew, and the fact that Jason was dead hit so hard that he immediately gave into the grief, kneeled over his son’s dead body, and sobbed until his throat was raw and he couldn’t breathe.

The fourth and last time was years and years later, during his 56th birthday dinner. Dick had made everyone show up, Clark and Diana dropped by for a glass of wine and well wishes, and even Jason made an appearance once he was promised half a million dollars and a bottle of the good whiskey. Bruce and his family ate Alfred’s cake and good cooking, sharing stories of good times and old wounds, and when he went down to the Cave that night to prepare for patrol with everyone else, Bruce shed a few quiet tears by the computer console.

Because he hadn’t thought he would ever have this. Have a family.

[the-bat-bros]

Share a moment in comic history that emotionally DESTROYED you. I’ll go first.

“Hey it’s me, Jaybird.” 😭

He’s so real for this

Also the fact that he HELD ONTO ROY’S HAT

[mx-dc-batfaye]

Tumblr sent me down a dc x dp spiral and now we’re here and im in the process of writing a Danny x Jason Dead on Main one shot… when I haven’t touched canon for either of them in a while… and I haven’t yet written a fic for either DC or DP before… so uhhh bon appétit or whatever, here’s this:

A weirdly competent cult hellbent on summoning an evil entity to conquer the world manages to capture the entire Justice League, starting by taking just a few bats as hostages.

Jason is very annoyed, because he could be at home with his boyfriend Danny right now, but noooo. Jason is also a little worried, because surely this means these guys know what they’re doing then, right?

Constantine: So… who are you trying to summon, exactly?

Cult leader dude: The Ghost King, of course! Who better to fix this dreadful world than Pariah Dark himself?

…Jason takes it back. They aren’t competent. What kind of fucking cultists can capture the Justice League but not stay up to date on who the king of ghosts is?

This is so not how he wanted the family to meet his boyfriend, but at least if it’s just Danny they’re summoning he knows there’s no need to worry about the fate of the world.

The oneshot about this idea that I’m writing isn’t done yet, but I’ll probably have it done soon, and I’ll post it on my ao3 once it’s written (you can find me there as mx_nymph but if it’s dc fics you’re looking for there’s a severe lack of those right now, just some zelda stuff currently.) and if I remember I’ll make a post about it here on tumblr too.

Edit: I got the oneshot done! You can find it on ao3 by the name of “Incompetent Cultists (This is All Tim’s Fault)” or just, yknow, click this link to it here: mx_nymph’s Dead on Main oneshot talked about in this tumblr post

[sophiasrant]

The batfam aren't allowed to play hide and seek with each other bc it will get dangerous and life threatening very quickly.

They aren't allowed to play with other people bc the one time they did, all of the bats went missing for a week. The supers ended up having to be called in so they could track heartbeats.

[catgrandpa]

I'm listening to ABBA again and that never means anything good for anyone

Imagine the Batfam all doing their own Bat Things in the cave, just existing in the same space. The kids convinced Bruce to play music over the speakers, he agreed only because he's doing work on the bat computer and therefore has ultimate control over the music.

Chiquitita comes on and Bruce swiftly moves his hand to change the song.

Dick: Ah, actually B, could we keep this song on? ABBA always makes me feel closer to my mom, and this in particular was one of her favorite songs.

Jason: Weird Dickie, ABBA was my mom's favorite band too.

Bruce: Hn. They were my mothers favorite too, that's why I was changing it.

Jason: Of course, Old Man, cant expect you to let yourself feel an emotion, after all, can you?

Tim: Not to interrupt your regularly scheduled make-fun-of-Batman enrichment time Jay, but ABBA was my mom's favorite too. She would play Money, Money, Money every time she got ready for any big business deal.

Duke: Okay, that's really weird? My parents danced to I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do at their wedding. 5 of our moms having the same favorite band is a wild ass coincidence.

Steph: 6 actually.... *narrows her eyes and looks around the room* Well, at least we don't have to worry about The Daughter of the Demon liking ABBA.

Damian: And to no one's surprise, Brown is confidently wrong once again. *dodges a thrown book* Mother never found ABBA as frivolous as other western music, for whatever reason.

Cass: I don't believe Lady Shiva has ever listened to music before so I think I'm out of this one.

Tim: Ahh, sorry Cass but Shiva did actually play music during our training at times, and ABBA was on heavy rotation.

Cass: :(

Bruce: Hnnnn

*music cuts out*

Barbara, over the speakers: Before any of you pull out some ridiculous conspiracy theory revolving around 80's Swedish Pop sensation ABBA, let me remind you that they are literally peak Mom Music. Moms love ABBA, it's not weird. It's hardly even a coincidence. I would be more surprised if your mothers DIDN'T listen to ABBA when you were growing up.

(Bruce is still compiling a file of possible ways ABBA could be used for evil.)

[puppetmaster13u]

Mini Prompt

"It's me or him, Bruce!" Jason screamed, green covering his vision as he held a gun to the Joker's head.

"Pull the trigger."

"What?!"

Batman Bruce His Dad simply tilted his head, voice quiet, emotionless almost.

"I have decapitated that thing no less than three times for what he did to you. Pull the trigger."

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

In an AU where things worked out nicely, each Robin’s first trip to see the new team they would be apart of was a road trip- With the Robin before them (Expect for Dick and Bruce’s trip)

Bruce and Dick’s trip had a bunch of sightseeing because Dick couldn’t sit still for such a long time and he would scare the shit out of Bruce by sitting with his legs over the back of the seat upside down, no seat belt in sight

Dick and Jason played nonstop car games and blare pop music and sometimes instead of stopping in motels they slept in sleeping bags spread out the middle and back seats

Jason and Tim’s trip had the best snacks but the only thing they would get at any rest stop is a singular mocha frappe that they pass back and forth. Tim made a makeshift blanket out of their jackets in the backseat and now his contact photo in Jason’s phone is him waking up with seatbelt indents on his face

Tim and Damian surprisingly spent the whole time talking- Thinking of an idea for a school project or how to fix some details on a new program for WE, or even just show they both like. They also stop in a few parking lots so Tim can teach Damian how to skateboard on the way

[star--bird]

Dick: Hey Jay, since you died before you turned 16, you don't have any form of legal ID do you? How did you go about that after you came back to life?

Jason: Oh so I actually had a fake ID from before I died that I still use. Wanna see it?

Dick: Sure.

Jason: *hands Dick a Hawaiian driver's license*

Dick: ...seriously?

Jason: What! It's a pretty convincing fake!

Dick: Your name is McLovin?

Jason: Yeah I was between that or Mohammed.

Dick: You based your fake id off of a goddam movie?

Jason: I was 13 okay!

Dick: You look like you're 7 in this photo.

Jason: Hey. It worked. And it still does.

Dick: I can't believe this. You are a literal crime lord. You deal fake IDs! They are pretty convincing ones too, good enough to trick both the Gotham PD and Batcave systems.

Jason: It's the principle, okay.

Dick: What fucking principle!

[soupinaboot]

Do you think Batman ever just casually drops the most insane lore to people at random like it's nothing? Cause I do.

[plaguebirds]

that was the last thing i saw, the fractured glass in its downpour

i felt the blood mix with the water and i didnt see no more

Jaydick Week 2025 Day 6: Fairytale/Mythology AU

drifter!jason and courtier!dick,, i have a whole lot of thoughts abt the warframe au but too much to put here

[sodamnbored]

Dick, being dramatically sad and lonely: Hold me.

Jason, blandly: Sorry, the only things I hold are grudges.

[hesztia16]

Promt:

Bruce kept trackers in the people he loved. Ever since Dick was a young boy prone to get kidnapped. Some with consent, some… not so much. But it was a crime he was willing to commit, if only for the way it calmed his nerves when he looked at the little dots on his screen.

Alfred, in the kitchen, working tirelessly on lunch.

Tim, in Drake Manor (much to his annoyance, but he was working on that one), probably enjoying the weekend before school.

Dick, in Bludhaven (again, much to his annoyance) spending his day off with some friends in a coffee shop.

Barbara, in the library, helping visitors.

And the one little dot that always pained him to look at, but couldn’t bring himself to disarm, right above-

Where is it?

There.

Why in all Hell’s name was his son’s body in the hospital instead of the cemetery?