#william sinclair

[classicfrunchmisrableice]

1300 a.d cult of ice

[samsdei]

Jamie Flatters

[macabrebatz]

WHAT THE SLASHERS SMELL LIKE

Except I get too realistic and carried away

Author’s Note: No seriously. I got carried away. Didn’t intend to write for this many slashers but the thoughts kept coming. If you all want a part 2, let me know!

Characters: Jason Voorhees, Bo Sinclair, Vincent Sinclair, Lester Sinclair, Rufus “RJ” Firefly Jr., Baby Firefly, Otis B. Driftwood, Captain Spaulding, Pinhead, Hannibal Lecter, Will Graham, Bubba Sawyer, Thomas Hewitt, Art the Clown, Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Ash Williams (I know he’s not a slasher, shush), Billy Lenz, Brahms Heelshire, Mitch/The Ghost, The Driller Killer

Warnings/tags: Realistic takes on the body odor & hygiene of various horror characters, mention of sex on Freddy’s part (and alluded to in Otis’s part), gender neutral reader, not beta read

Word count: 1.7k

Jason Voorhees

Jason smells bad. Like really bad. He smells like mud, mildew, blood, and a rotting corpse that’s been soaking in lake water. It takes a long time to be in such close proximity to him. Personal hygiene isn’t his strong suit at all. But once you come along he’ll definitely try. His clothes can be changed and washed but Jason’s body stinks in a way that a shower and soap simply can’t fix (at least not fully). It’s possible to get the smell toned down to somewhat tolerable levels. But realistically I think he’ll always have a bit of a smell to him.

Bo Sinclair

Bo, for the most part, smells fine. He takes regular showers, washes his hair with a generic shampoo, brushes his teeth, etc. When he hasn’t been working, he’ll smell like cheap cologne and whatever scented soap you keep in the shower. But if he’s been working at the mechanic shop he’ll come home smelling like sweat, oil, and gasoline (and blood if he’s killed someone that day). There’s also always a faint smell of cigarettes. The smell seems to have seeped into his clothes permanently after many years of smoking. You don’t have to coax him to shower, he heads there without a fight. After a long day, a shower can make him feel better anyway.

Vincent Sinclair

Vincent doesn’t smell too bad but he doesn’t always smell great. He often smells like beeswax, which isn’t a bad smell. But he can get quite sweaty as well and doesn’t shower as frequently as Bo. So it’s not the best smell combo. I mean, he’s constantly working in a hot basement/workshop…in a sweater…in a mask…with long hair……in Louisiana. Yeah, sweating is a common occurrence. He’ll probably increase his amount of showers for you. He gets so caught up in sculpting that he forgets sometimes though.

Lester Sinclair

Lester is the worst Sinclair brother when it comes to smell and hygiene. When you first meet him smells like roadkill, sweat, and dirt. His hygiene isn’t great. He doesn’t shower often, nor brush his teeth often. But when you come along he definitely starts caring about his hygiene more. He’ll take showers and brush his teeth. Maybe he’ll wash his clothes more…maybe.

Rufus “RJ” Firefly Jr.

Rufus smells fine for the most part. He showers regularly and uses deodorant. By the end of the day though he might have a slight musky smell to him but nothing too bad usually. Sometimes he would stink after working on cars all day in the Texas heat. He’d come home smelling like sweat and oil and you might have to ask him to take a shower. Occasionally he’d have a faint smell of beer or whatever alcohol was lying around on his clothes.

Baby Firefly

Baby takes frequent showers and bubble baths (when she’s not on the run with the family). She likes soap with a fruity scent, often opting for something that smells of berries. Sometimes she’d smell like blood but usually, she’d smell rather good. She has a variety of different perfumes snagged from the luggage of different victims. Just like her soap, she often goes for things with more of a fruit scent.

Otis B. Driftwood

Otis doesn’t smell good often. In fact, a lot of the time he smells straight-up bad. Like corpses, blood, alcohol, and tobacco. Otis does take showers though so the smell is temporary. He doesn’t take them often though and sometimes you’ll have to ask him (or mildly threaten him) to shower. If he’s being stubborn and you really, really want him to shower then you can coax him by getting in the shower and asking him to join you. He’ll never say no to that offer.

Captain Spaulding

Captain Spaulding smells okay usually. He’s not the best smelling out of the Firefly family but he’s not that bad. He often smells like fried chicken from making it so often at his shop. There are some faint hints of alcohol, blood, and maybe even cigarettes. His dental hygiene isn’t great but he does take somewhat regular showers.

Pinhead

Pinhead smells like blood, leather, and metal. It’s not an overbearing smell like some of the other slashers but it’s there. You can smell it when you hug him close. I don’t think he gets very sweaty. Honestly, do Cenobites even sweat? He doesn’t shower, doesn’t brush his teeth. Hell, he barely even removes the leather he wears. He’s not human and he doesn’t care about human concepts of hygiene.

Hannibal Lecter

Hannibal smells really, really good. He takes regular showers, wears deodorant, and brushes his teeth twice a day. He sometimes splurges on more expensive shampoos, soap, and cologne. He goes for colognes with woody scents. Sometimes there’s a small hint of vanilla thrown in. A majority of the time he smells really fresh. He doesn’t often smell like blood because he takes the cleanup process very seriously. Occasionally the smell of whatever he’s been cooking might linger on his clothes.

Will Graham

Will also smells good for the most part. He often smells like the outdoors and cheap cologne. He obviously has a big sweating problem so that can make him not smell as great. But he takes regular showers, especially when he’s been sweating a lot. He likes to smell good but he doesn’t give it much thought.

Bubba Sawyer

Bubba often smells like sweat, meat, and a heavy dose of decomposing bodies. Showers are infrequent but not nonexistent. When he does shower he smells fine but that smell can quickly disappear in the Texas heat, especially if the Sawyers are dealing with unwanted visitors. He doesn’t really notice the smell unless it’s pointed out and he’ll shower and change clothes if needed.

Thomas Hewitt

Much like Bubba, there’s often a smell of sweat, meat, and blood. In fact, those smells are stronger on Thomas compared to Bubba. He’s a rather musky guy. He doesn’t shower frequently. It’s a rare occurrence. But when you’re in the picture he might do a little better hygiene-wise, especially after a heavy dose of scolding from Luda Mae. And he’ll smell better (probably never great though).

Art the Clown

Oh, don’t get me started. Probably one of the worst-smelling slashers out of the bunch. Art smells like shit. Literally. And blood. And not just a little blood. The smell can be so strong sometimes that you swear you can taste iron on your tongue. Sometimes he’ll have faint scents of gunpowder and oil but those smells are often overpowered by others. Surprisingly though, Art isn’t that opposed to showers. He does the absolute bare minimum though, just standing in the water and rinsing off the remnants of his victims. He doesn’t mind getting all of that off of him but he’s not doing it to smell better. If anything, he likes the smell.

Michael Myers

He smells bad. Whether we’re talking about the OG or the RZ version, I can’t imagine this man smelling good when you first come across him. He smells like a corpse. It overpowers any other smell there could be on him. He doesn’t shower, he’ll wear the same coveralls for years if they last him that long. Hygiene is the last of his priorities and he’s not easily convinced at all to bathe or wash his clothes. Maybe (and that’s a very strong MAYBE) you could entice him to do something about the smell. It’ll definitely be a trade-off. He won’t give in easily.

Freddy Krueger

Freddy doesn’t smell great. He smells like ash and burnt skin. He almost smells like a campfire but with the added smell of blood and death. The smell is always there. It’s kind of permanent. And no, he won’t be showering. Don’t even suggest it because he’ll laugh in your face. It’s not that he’s against it, he just doesn’t want to nor does he feel the need to. The only way he’ll get in the shower is to have shower sex and that’s it.

Ash Williams

Ash smells good 90% of the time. He smells like pine shampoo, aftershave, and whatever cologne he wears. It’s not expensive but it smells nice. The other 10% of the time (when he’s hacking away at deadites), he smells like a mixture of gasoline, oil, blood, and whatever hellish smells come out of deadites. It’s not great and he’s aware of it. The last thing he wants is to be covered in brains but it’s just another day in his life. He honestly can’t wait to shower it all off.

Brahms Heelshire

Upon first meeting him, Brahms didn’t smell good. He smelled like a combination of sweat, dust, mothballs, and mildew. A direct result of constantly staying in the walls and lack of showering. If the smell bothers you though, Brahms is more willing to bathe than most slashers. He can be stubborn sometimes but he rarely puts up a fight.

Billy Lenz

Much like Brahms, Billy has a strong odor of dust, mothballs, and whatever other lingering smells are in an attic. Old boxed-up books, cardboard, mildew, the faintest smell of cologne (not sure if it’s his or it's just rubbed off from some clothes in the attic). The smells have stuck to his clothes and he doesn’t wash that sweater. He won’t put up a fight if the smell bothers you though. He’ll happily take a shower for you.

Mitch/The Ghost

Mitch smells fine…usually. He showers regularly, wears deodorant, etc. He usually smells of whatever soap is in the shower. The only time that he ever really smells bad is after long nights of running the Haunt in October. On those nights he’ll smell strongly of blood, corpses, and whatever acid they use to dispose of all the unlucky haunt visitors. Other than that, he smells fine the rest of the year.

The Driller Killer

The Driller Killer smells like cigarettes, leather, and blood. He smokes often. It’s not like he’s going to get sick from them (not 100% he can even die). Sometimes when you hug him, you swear you can smell the faint scent of a woody cologne. Or maybe it’s his hair gel. You’re not fully sure. But there’s definitely something there.

[hunimo]

Some emotes I did for a discord server!

[canontypicalgoblins]

in honor of invincible season 3 ending today take some shitty textposts i made in like 2 minutes each

[0leandermulch]

⚠️⚠️Spoilers in caption⚠️⚠️

i’ve been mourning rex so hard it’s not even funny 😞 also peep the wall art my husband did of Invincible for our room! I’m making him draw Eve next

[a-fragile-little-teacup]

Dress for the job you want (all of my outfits go through a “would a companion in Doctor Who wear this?/has a companion in Doctor Who worn this?” test)

[nightmaredazzling]

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 😂☠️🗡️

[headcanonsandmore]

Doctor Who companions summarised in ten words or less (2005-2022 edition)

Rose Tyler: Working class girl unionises outer space.

Martha Jones: Hypercompetent doctor treated like second choice, understandably leaves.

Donna Noble: Woman finds platonic soul-mate in angsty alien mess.

Amy Pond: Scottish lady becomes mother-in-law to alien she fancied.

Rory Williams: Hypercompetent medical professional treated like moron for no reason.

River Song: MILF becomes her own parents' childhood friend.

Clara Oswald: Schoolteacher develops co-dependency issues with caretaker.

Nardole: Bald man insists on telling boss he sucks.

Bill Potts: Local lesbian falls in love with puddle.

Graham O'Brien: Retiree goes on gap year in time machine.

Ryan Sinclair: Dyspraxia be damned, my boy sure can run.

Dan Lewis: Scouse himbo is best third wheel ever.

Yasmin Khan: Pining sapphic accused of queerbaiting for not snogging crush.

[comickergirl]

If I titled these comics I suppose this one would be 'Death Flag for Cutie' ha ha ha haaaaa....I'll see myself out.

[daydreamsandcloudnines]

I just love how the core four in stranger things is composed of:

1. Eldest Child - Lucas

2. Middle Child - Mike

3. Youngest Child - Will

4. Only Child - Dustin

[tac-the-unseen]

Random Slasher Headcanons X Reader

Micheal Myers:

•Surprisingly soft kisser (That doesn't mean gentle, that just means gentler than what you expect)

•likes to hold your hand

•If you asked to be picked up, he’ll act like you're a big baby while picking you up, because he secretly likes to hold you

•will 100% throw you over his shoulder to run away from cops and/or Loomis

•As a kid you were his only friend, so he kind of followed you around like a stray puppy (But more aggressive…so…a guard puppy???)

•His mother loved you, his father harassed you :(

•Micheal would do his best to protect you from his father

•Wears your socks and stretches them out

•Devourers any little debbie within minutes

Billy loomis & Stu macher:

•Stu collects cans/can tabs

•Billy collects movie props

•Both collects knives

•(I’ve said this many times) If you gift them anything they collect they will Do anything you want

•They love to surprise tickle attack you

•Both insist on having you wear their clothes

•Stu purposely leaves out his softer clothes just in the hopes you'll steal it and wear it

•Billy will just (without saying anything) put his jackets and sometimes jewelry on you

•Stu loves to take pictures of everything you guys do

•Wants to make scrapbooks, buys all the supplies, but never gets around to making them

Thomas Hewitt:

•Loves animals so much but is terrified of touching/holding small animals because when he was younger he accidentally crushed a kitten while petting it

•He felt so bad, he buried it near the woods and still brings flowers to the grave once in a while

•has a stuffed bunny plushie, named Fufu, his mom found in the backseat of a victims car

•It once white soft fur became a stiff brown, lumpy, balding mess

•as a gift you cleaned it up, washed it with detergent and fabric softener, brushed it out (gently so it didn't pull out anymore fur), and crocheted a little green sweater for it

•after a few hours of work it was back to it (almost) former glory

•Tommy was overjoyed when you showed him his cleaned up Fufu

•He had a bounce in his step for the rest of the week

Bubba Sawyer:

•Eats your cooking no matter what, no matter how bad or burnt, he'll eat it happily

•Kicks his feet and giggles while you get dressed

•Bubba can only say a few words and one of the words he can say is your name

•Everyone (mainly You, Him, and Nubbins) got excited when he said your name for the first time

•He didn't stop saying your name that day, no matter what was going on

•He has made friends with the rats living in the shed by feeding them leftover bread

•Made you a bracelet out of bones (Cattle, Human, Rats, and sheep bones)

•Likes it when you sing to him and typically ends up falling asleep

Bo Sinclair:

•Drinks a lot less when he started getting serious with you

•If you have a car he will always be working on it to make sure it runs properly

•is secretly jealous of Vincent’s artist talent so if you are also an artist he will pout a bit (he'll be nice...or at least as much as Bo can be)

•Jealous as Jealous can ever be

•If he was just a little more crazy, He would bark at passersbys looking at you

•If someone gets you a flower, He'll make a whole bouquet for you, Just to prove he's the better ‘provider’

•Even with his major mommy issues he kept all his mother's cook books and hides them in the tallest cabinet all the way in the back

•If you find them and make something from one of them, He will refuse to say anything to you but will quietly eat what you made

•If his mom (and parents in general) was a better person he would have been the biggest mama's boy in both a good and bad way

Vincent Sinclair:

•He’s very jealous of Bo charisma, especially when he started to like you

•Feels like a bad boyfriend for not going outside with you more often

•Will want a heads up before you come in the basement so he can hide his ‘projects’

•Refuses to let you touch any wax

•Seeing you holding wax or lightly coated in wax (if you dipped you hand or fingers into the melted wax) just doesn't sit right with him

•No matter how long you've been together, he will always tense up when you remove his mask

•If you have a pet, he doesn't want it anywhere near the basement (Jonesy knows better)

•He’s scared the pet, his art, or you will end up hurt/damaged

•If said pet dies, he'll offer to persevere it with wax (if that isn't how it died)

Lester Sinclair:

•Is just so excited someone chose him

•He’s so desperate to make sure you keep liking him that he'll let you walk all over him (figuratively and literally)

•Tries to find out what you like first so he can look up facts and basic knowledge to contribute in the conversation

•You like dead things? Well what a cowinky-dink, so does he!

•You don't like dead things? Psssh, neither does he. W-who would ever enjoy such a thing?

•Wants as many pets as he can take care of

•would listen through the walls to his mother’s bedtime stories. She only read them to Vincent even though Lester begged her to read him the shortest book in the house, she never did.

•So if you even happen to read out loud (even if it's not to him) he'll sob

•Does his best to get you presents, because he was told that One of the best ways to keep someone around is to give them stuff

Billy Lenz:

•Begs you not to leave him alone

•Needs constant verbal and physical validation

•finds comfort in your smell and uses your dirty clothes into bedding

•Loves to crawl into your lap despite the fact that he does not fit there

•Loves to eat with you, no matter what you're eating

•Will harass the sorority girls until you pay attention to him

•Calls you all the time (He comes up with an excuse every time)

•doesn't like living an attic (has previous trauma of being locked in an attic) and will occasionally have a panic attack. He begs you to let him sleep in your room

Brahms Heelshire:

•Loves old movies (40’s-60’s kind of old)

•Can’t handle being yelled at

•Because of his limited interactions with people, he only knows how to socialize from books…And the result from that is outdated views and interaction.

•His parents used to let him shower when everyone was out of the house (including them). He keeps as clean as he can for you, but feels really self conscious when cleaning himself

•Wants to show you his face but would honestly rather die (He couldn’t handle rejection and might actually kill himself if you left him)

•Would simply pass away if you kiss his mask

•If you give him a stuffed animal he will treat it like his child (unknowingly repeating the cycle his parents started)

•loves to pull harmless pranks on you

•loves to pull harmful pranks on others

•Would hate having a pet around, to him that's just competition (and he WILL take out the competition)

•Tries using his kid voice to get what he wants from you

Hannibal Lecter:

•Draws/Paints you often and in several scenarios

•No matter what his home is always open to you

•Loves to feed you by hand

•Takes you to museums in art galleries often

•Texts like an old man (more of a call person)

•Has a picture of you in his wallet

•Like to answer all your dumb questions

•Will make a mental list of all your favorite foods and make sure he always has the means to make them

•If you want a new tattoo he’ll draw you some

Will Graham:

•uses his imagination to figure out how you when about your morning

•Loved watching documentaries as a kid and wants to watch them again with you sometime

•Doesn’t like pet names (thinks they're demeaning)

•Fishing AND Camping trips as often as his jobs will allow him

•Tells you random survival facts/tips

•Defends you from Hannibal often (Mentally and Physically)

•Constantly requests to speak to you while in the physic ward. Eventually makes a deal with the FBI saying he will spill some deets only if he gets to see you first

•First question he asks you, “Did you miss me?”

The Lost Boys:

•If you don’t have a bike they take turns letting you be their backpack

•Love bites like no other (of course)

•People on the boardwalk Can NOT stop staring at you guys, specifically you. They are so shocked that anyone was able to worm their way into their tight knit gang

•Despite all the fun they have most nights if you’re drink/smoking/doing to much they WILL cut you off for the night (No back talk)

•flying around the beach on a full moon, every full moon

•Cuddle pile

•They don’t talk about it but they all have a a weekly read aloud near the fire pit

•they have matching pajamas bottoms (It is hello kitty because of course it is)

•They like going on weirdly themed high-fantasy dates (Think; Underwater kingdom, woodland fairy, return of the clowns, zombie uprising,dragons lair)

•Dwayne & Paul Write poems (separately) about you, their feelings, and wishes in your relationship

•David & Marko likes to read the poems and tease the two of them before making requests for them to write a poem featuring their thoughts on you

Thanks for reading

[issues-oclock]

[macabrebatz]

HORROR MASTERLIST

Notes: I write for so many horror characters that I gave most of them their own masterlist. Some characters are grouped together by source material (like characters from the Saw films) while others get their own individual masterlist. Never did I expect to be writing for 30+ horror characters but here we are.

Multiple character posts

Pinhead & The Cenobites

Hannibal Lecter

Will Graham

Bubba Sawyer

Thomas Hewitt

Art the Clown

The Sinclairs (Bo, Vincent, and Lester)

Jennifer Check (no longer writing for her)

The Fireflys (Baby, Otis, Rufus, Spaulding)

Candyman

Steven Wilkins

The Driller Killer

Billy Lenz

Brahms Heelshire

Michael Myers

Jason Voorhees

Harry Warden

Freddy Krueger

Valak & Malthus

Ghostface

Pyramid Head

Ash Williams

Patrick Bateman

Pennywise

Jack Torrance

Tiffany Valentine & Charles Lee Ray/Chucky (human vers.)

Saw Characters (Mark Hoffman, Peter Strahm, Adam Stanheight, Lawrence Gordon, John Kramer)

Repo! Characters (Pavi Largo, Luigi Largo, Nathan Wallace, Graverobber)

The Lost Boys

The Haunt Actors (The Ghost, The Devil, The Clown, & The Zombie)

Asa Emory

Yautjas

[cas-is-queer]

Does anyone else get a deep, all-consuming, all-encompasing sort of nostalgia and grief for old eras of Doctor Who? Like, I mourn for the characters and the ends of their stories in ways I cannot describe. I grieve for the stories we could've seen, for the adventures they deserved to have. I miss every single era of this show in ways I cannot find the words for. I crave more content for all of them, endlessly. I have an overwhelming need to just be able to watch my favorite characters interact forever. I want to watch all those relationships, platonic, romantic, and familial, unfold across the stars forever. I miss them all, every single day. In the wise words of the Doctor, I hate endings.

[bloodismymedium]

These are all of my all time favorite horror and horror leaning characters. These all range from my biggest fictional crushes to just characters I vibe with to the point of obsession ❤️❤️❤️

How would you rate my tastes?