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1stprototype · 8 hours
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The Illuminate are coming! I warned you, prepare to die PATREON: patreon.com/devovas
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1stprototype · 1 day
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Malevelon Creek is calling for liberation!
Avenge our fallen Helldivers!
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1stprototype · 3 days
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We're getting magical up in this shit. I'm smoking that Terminid egg zaza. This shit ain't nothing to me man. Hulk looked at me funny, now he's fuckin dead. I smoked a Tanks exhaust pipe, while it was still runnin. They call me Charger the way I'm extorting colonists for evac operations. I can't buy shit cuz I've smoked 13 super samples today. I don't give a shit. Got my DNA test back, turns out I was BORN in Malevelon. Shriekers wish they were as fly as me. My C-01 forms were filled out by Super Aphrodite herself. I don't need a fuckin hellpod, atmospheric entry don't mean nothing to me man. They call me Noah's Arc Thrower, way I threw that cow into a bug hole. I'm a one man TCS. Caught a broke Raider tryna steal my Super Credits, so I skinned his ass alive. AAAAAAAAAH.
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1stprototype · 3 days
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Need a light?
I really like it when games make your character yell like a complete psychopath when you hold down the fire button.
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1stprototype · 4 days
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Protip: do not stand next to the ICBM when it is taking off or else you're going to be in a world of hurt.
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1stprototype · 6 days
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1stprototype · 10 days
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1stprototype · 11 days
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B2: “I’m scared, P3.”
P3: “Bullshit, you ain’t afraid of no Automaton.”
B2: “There’s something out there, waiting for us, and it ain’t no Automaton. We’re all gonna die.”
Just saw a fellow Helldiver die in front of my eyes to one of the mysterious blue lasers I hear people talking about.
We really are being hunted...
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1stprototype · 11 days
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The Black Hand has arrived.
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1stprototype · 11 days
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Just saw a fellow Helldiver die in front of my eyes to one of the mysterious blue lasers I hear people talking about.
We really are being hunted...
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1stprototype · 15 days
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So Doom Eternal might be getting official mod support soon.
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1stprototype · 16 days
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Uh, command? I don’t think the termicide is working as intended. It’s doing some weird things to the bugs…
🚨 NEW MAJOR ORDERS ⚠️
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1stprototype · 16 days
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Thanks to the latest patch you can now take out those goddamn chargers with a single rocket to the brain with either the EAT or the recoilless rifle and man does it feel good. I was expecting them to make their butts a weakpoint instead, but I'll happily take this. Anti-tank weapons now feel like proper armor eaters.
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1stprototype · 16 days
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Hell yeah.
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1stprototype · 16 days
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AW YEAH
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Wait... anti-aircraft weapons? Uh oh...
NEW STRATAGEMS
Take a look at the upcoming new options.
Discuss your thoughts in the replies!
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1stprototype · 18 days
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Okay with the official tumblr blog teasing the Illuminate happening at the exact same time some of the models leak I’m 100% convinced it’s the devs leaking shit on purpose to drum up hype.
It’s working.
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1stprototype · 18 days
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Illuminate first contact with humanity, 2084 (colorized).
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