We're getting magical up in this shit. I'm smoking that Terminid egg zaza. This shit ain't nothing to me man. Hulk looked at me funny, now he's fuckin dead. I smoked a Tanks exhaust pipe, while it was still runnin. They call me Charger the way I'm extorting colonists for evac operations. I can't buy shit cuz I've smoked 13 super samples today. I don't give a shit. Got my DNA test back, turns out I was BORN in Malevelon. Shriekers wish they were as fly as me. My C-01 forms were filled out by Super Aphrodite herself. I don't need a fuckin hellpod, atmospheric entry don't mean nothing to me man. They call me Noah's Arc Thrower, way I threw that cow into a bug hole. I'm a one man TCS. Caught a broke Raider tryna steal my Super Credits, so I skinned his ass alive. AAAAAAAAAH.
Thanks to the latest patch you can now take out those goddamn chargers with a single rocket to the brain with either the EAT or the recoilless rifle and man does it feel good. I was expecting them to make their butts a weakpoint instead, but I'll happily take this. Anti-tank weapons now feel like proper armor eaters.
Okay with the official tumblr blog teasing the Illuminate happening at the exact same time some of the models leak I’m 100% convinced it’s the devs leaking shit on purpose to drum up hype.