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Break through a second floor window

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

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Whenever I'm talking to someone I don't like, I can just obnoxiously sip my drink whenever they say something stupid

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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Why do all language learning apps assume you already know the language you're trying to learn?

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Oh.

Didn't know I was that much of a loser.

...

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

FUCK THE CONCEPT OF BEING "COOL" FOR OTHERS

I WANNA POST MY UNFILTERED THOUGHTS AS IF THERE WAS AN AUDIENCE EVEN THOUGH NO ONE LOOKS AT THESE!

I ENJOY MAKING THEM, AND THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH!!

~ and it is ~

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Nice

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HAHA!

A perfectly planned ploy.

Now I can harass my best friend over Tumblr!

HA HA HA HA!

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Holy fuck-

BOOPING TIME!!!

The fuck is a boop-o-meter??

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?

???

:0 !

The fuck is a boop-o-meter??

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The fuck is a boop-o-meter??

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I just had the most validating experience ever.

I am an afab demiboy (he/they). My parents have this family friend whom growing up I called my aunt grandma C (name censored). She, unfortunately, is transphobic and homophobic.

Anyways, C was on the phone with my parents. I walked into the room and said hi to her.

She

She thought I was my brother.

*happy and unholy screeching*

Happy trans day of visibility!

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HOLY SHIT FOURTEEN DOLLAR

YOU ARE GORGEOUS

YOU ARE WORTHY OF PLATONIC AND/OR ROMANTIC LOVE

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'RE WORTHY OF??

*throws a dollar at you*

*throws a dollar at you*

*throws a dollar at you*

*throws a dollar at you*

*throws a dollar at you*

*throws a dollar at you*

*throws a dollar at you*

*throws a dollar at you*

*throws a dollar at you*

*throws a dollar at you*

*throws a dollar at you*

*throws a dollar at you*

*throws a dollar at you*

*throws a dollar at you*

THAT'S RIGHT.

fourteen dollar

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Everything I touch feels like thousands of centipedes crawling on me

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Bar of soap, except it's just a bald hamster.

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Let the worms consume me

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On this episode of

~5:50 AM Discoveries About Myself~

Men.

Large men.

Big men.

Hot.

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Why do I smell like shitty pretzels

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