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I wonder if anti-vaxxers would get vaccines if we called it something else

Like if doctors just said, "Hello ma'am! I know you have some concerns about the vaccine, but I have some great news for you. We have something brand new, called a Gloinky-Shploink. It increases the likelihood of getting better from diseases, and possibly will keep you from contracting them in the first place. They've been proven (wink wink nudge nudge) to be twice as effective as vaccines as well as being twice as safe. There are no harmful chemicals used in the production of Gloinky-Shploinks, and many people who have expressed concerns with vaccines have said Gloinky-Shploinks are a safe and effective alternative."

Medical malpractice? Maybe. Would it work? Also maybe.

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Oh look! Someone has a service dog, how cute– ope, nope, that's a child.

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Here's the best political take:

https://youtu.be/bNvlaXSqrII?si=ugeKKSSytDwGaWiK

It's not a Rick roll. Just straight facts.

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I feel like for every good thing I come across, there's 15 other soul crushing, anger inducing, trauma inspiring things to put me in my damn place.

How dare I be happy, ig

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How much did y'all get paid for putting teeth under your pillow? This is scientific inquiry. I'm trying to find out how much a human jaw would be worth to the tooth fairy.

I was paid a dollar coin and a bunch of square shaped gold glitter.

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Who the fuck made phone calls the norm? I'd like to speak with them. ... Well, I'd like to text or email them.

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Help

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Someone get me alcohol, I hate the election

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Whenever I see a celebrites name somewhere, I internally ask myself:

"Are they good? They're good, right?"

Then I look it up, and it's either:

"They're a child molester and serial killer."

or

"They're an angel. They can do no wrong. If you talk shit about them, I will literally dox you and send an assassin after you."

This post was written when I found out Beyonce endorses the correct choice: Kamala Harris.

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I think global warming would suddenly get a lot better if all the goth dommy mommies and daddies complained to the billionaires about how they'd have to stop dressing goth because it was too hot.

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I got top surgery six days ago!

Here's a picture of my weirdly prominent nipples and my cat

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Not quite cannon, but close enough

obligatory stolitz after latest helluva short... side note, i did NOT know i could draw this fast..

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I just had a moment

I'm getting top surgery in early October, and it just hit me that I'll be able to wear what I want by Christmas, if not earlier

I'm doing great 😃👍

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Just saw a restaurant/bar that was called BJ's

*insert funny haha joke here*

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Imagine presidential debates, arguably the most professional debates in the United States needing to mute the candidates like a fuckin discord chat.

Imagine.

Oh wait- you don't need to imagine it because its

already happening.

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I stood on a rock today.

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I just saw a retail weed store right next to a church.

~Colorado~