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.✦°. • BF INUMAKI TEXTS & TWEETS

warnings: swearing, suggestive, f!reader, kys jokes

notes: ppl wanted this but i STILL cant edit my asks so 🤗🤗

tagging: @sad-darksoul

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My AP environmental class had a slideshow vaguely mentioning old-timey healing stuff including herbs and how people used to use them as medicine.

Teacher: … actually, most of the “witches” that have been killed throughout history were likely just healers.

Classmate I’m vaguely familiar with: Do you think witches are real, Mr. [name]? Me: well, I’m right here, so.

complete silence in the classroom for a second while everyone absorbs that

Teacher: Well, there you go! :D

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vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

hey chat is this like some weird scam

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I cannot believe that there's a new cutscene in Stardew 1.6 where, if you cheat to get to the summit Mr. Qi beats the shit out of you

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youve been given a prophetic vision of what the gods want for the human race

Estradiol,

Testosterone,

HRT?

You want it? It's yours my friend

for free.

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yeah, I’m thinking Sara won’t want anyone to know Sir Pentious has been redeemed and she might even trap or imprison him so no one finds out. She was willing to approve the extermination to keep heaven safe so it’s not too far fetched

Guys, Sir Pentious knows Lucifer isn't the bad guy Heaven and Earth portrays him as, but a tired, broken dreamer who loves his family more than anything and fears Heaven's repercussion as a sign of religious trauma. He most likely is gonna tell Emily and others living in the "perfect" realm about it.

The Elders and Sera are NOT going to be happy about this. Maybe we should be worrying about noodle boi up there.

He isn't safe from danger.

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Anyone who reblogs this post will have their user written on a poster saying "We Stand With Palestine" that I hope to put up somewhere in the village I live in, or the town that the village is next to.

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He would NEVER!... or would he?

All the credit for the idea goes to @meowjings-arsb -blame them for the cursed idea, lmao!

Here is the specific post- Here!

I wonder what they would taste like... magic?

Also I find it really funny that not too long ago I made a wholesome junimo 8th anniversary post before I realized I has this scheduled lmaooo

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✧ it's lover without an l <3

note: this is what clinical insanity looks like. also this isn't angst as the title may lead you to believe hdjsjf OH and jamil is a dorm leader in my eyes anything else is wrong. you can tell by the time i got to vil i exhausted my knowledge lmao. Magic Kitty Town isn't real unfortunately it was a game i made up when i was 8 for school.

characters: riddle, leona, azul, kalim, jamil, vil, idia, malleus

synopsis: in which you break up with the boys for . . . well, you'll have to find out, won't you?

reblogs much appreciated, mwah 💞💓

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new requirement for floyd cosplays

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yes, so yes. I went to get evaluated for anxiety and all it took was 10 questions and I was medicated within the hour. I’ve seen more detailed questionnaires online, too. People who think an online quiz can, in no way shape or form, diagnose you have never gotten a diagnosis.

I cannot stress enough how hilarious it is that psychiatric testing is often just questionnaires on the internet and ppl online are like "UM YOU CANT JUST TAKE A TEST AND SELF DIAGNOSEEEE,,111..1!!1!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" when it's like, if the test is close enough to what the experts are using, you quite literally can, and should if you are part of a minority demographic who's likely to go undiagnosed or underdiagnosed with whatever condition you're suspecting you have.

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🌸, texting: Idk what to say

🌸: You're the most beautiful person I've seen in my life

🌸: You look like a painting from the rain a sauce

🌸: Rainesaunce

🌸: Ressasaunce

🐉: Renaissance.

🌸: Yah

🐉: You are lovely.

🐉: I would like to take your hand in marriage.

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yeah, as someone who’s dabbled in writing apocalypse fiction, you can’t help but imagine if that was you or your family.

doesn’t stop me from traumatizing the characters though! :)

So I always was a fan of zombie movies, right?

I started contemplating just how scary/sad it would be to see your loved one turn into a zombie.

And now that I think about it, it’s pretty horrifying

Imagine your loved one but it’s not really them they’re not alive anymore and you know that, they’re probably rotting already, but their body is moving, living dead, making sounds.

And worst of all?

It’s trying to attack you.

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Remember all you. THIS is the post that triggered Rita's ban.