365 doodles from the "642 THINGS TO DRAW 2017 DAILY CALENDAR." Most done during a five-minute break, only using utensils immediately available (why there's sometimes office highlighter shading), some done as time was available, others later with more time to pay attention to detail. All weird. All stupid. All doodles that don't deserve the time of day.
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082422017 - a daily calendar
this was the only daily calendar i could think of. oh, and that one, too. and that one. and that one...
#recursion#recursive#recursive drawing#recursive art#2017calendar#642 Things to Draw#642 things to draw calendar#favorites
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08232017 - a floppy disk
this is a joke about how much (or little) data would fit on a floppy disk. looking back, i think i did the math on this. this is a 3 1⁄2-inch disk that holds 1.44 MB. Combined, 1,763 of them would hold 2.54 GB. so, this is probably a 1080p bluray rip, h.264
#the matrix#2017calendar#floppy disk#floppy disks#kazaa#limewire#torrenting#video encoders#h264#blu ray#1080p#keanu#keanu reeves
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08222017 - a championship ring
got a little wild on the scanner. i think this turned out pretty well for a quick doodle...and considering i’ve never been a champion nor seen the ring i would have been eligible for
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08212017 - a puff of smoke
i know it isn’t very detailed or anything, but gosh if i don’t really enjoy this puff of smoke!
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08192017 - a last dance
danced so long she dead
08202017 - (licking) lip balm
i really don’t know why i added the “licking” part and i honestly wish i hadn’t
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08182017 - cookie dough
honestly this disgusts me
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08172017 - a presidential candidate
anything is possible. plus there are some famous tv logs like Log Lady’s log on Twin Peaks and Log™ from Ren and Stimpy
#log#donald trump#ren and stimpy#presidential candidate#2020 election#twin peaks#log lady#david lynch#american politics#2017calendar
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08162017 - an after-party
you would expect all this to be gone after the party, but no, it’s still there, because that’s not how we party around here. or maybe this is like tommy lee’s after party. he’s ready to wind down after hitting it hard
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08152017 - a griffin
what is a griffin? something from harry potter or something? i don’t know so i just whipped up this awful character called griffin. i should really just redo this; i can draw such better faces now.
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08142017 - an archaeologist
like a really bad indiana jones or something
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08122017 - a garage door
so i know what you’re thinking: “this isn’t a garage door,” and no, it isn’t the big one on the chain, but this is the one that goes into the house from the garage, so it is still a garage door
08132017 - a handwoven basket
i tried to imagine if i hand wove a basket, and i don’t think it would look good
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08112017 - a beanie
i must have not had much free time on august 11, 2017...
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08102017 - the Grateful Dead
i couldn’t think of a lot of ways the dead would be grateful, but then i was like, “well what if they were turning into a zombie and didn’t want to” and their friend finished them off?
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08092017 - a trench
trench warfare
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08082017 - eight acrobats
brain in a vat experiencing a simulation of eight acrobats and transmitting that simulation somewhere
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08072017 - two sawhorses
in love
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08052017 - Chuck Norris in a karate outfit
have you ever bought something online that turned out to not be what you expected while still being what you ordered? imagine if it were also chuck norris
08062017 - a to-go coffee cup
right to the point. i like it
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