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and they were roommates!

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SPINNER AND MARCO FANFICS I yearn for it…

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BAKUIIDA RAREPAIR BRETHERIN, any headcanons for BakuIida? It is. Very hard to find stuff for them (Also I’d never thought about Momo and Denki but now I do see it and it’s just so sweet and potentially so amazingly cursed)

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BakuIida Headcanons

ft. a little KamiMomo

- they study together a lot but bakugou it’s the type who studies in the morning and iida is the one who stays up to study so when they study at night bakugou always falls asleep, and in the morning iida never pays attention and just drinks coffee.

- Bakugou is the “coffee drinker” in the relationship and Iida is the “downs 10 5hr energy drinks in 2 minutes” in the relationship.

- Iida can’t cook, he’s a decent baker- but can’t cook.

- Iida is the only one aloud to call bakugou ‘Katsuki’, he says it’s bc he’s the only one whose “formal” enough.

- Iida helps bakugou train in stamina, and bakugou help iida train in resistance… they’re basically the same thing but not

- they got together bc denki said everyone had a crush on bakugou bc he had the aspects of a man, and a woman, man boobs. and Iida said, out loud, “no. i like bakugou bc he’s a man and has manly boobs, not bc his boobs makes him feminine.” and everyone just say there shocked,,, he didn’t even realize he had said it aloud till bakugou yelled “YOU DAMN 4 EYES” and walked out of the room.

- denki takes credit for getting them together and bakugou hates it so much that he ‘broke up’ with iida just to ask him out again.

- Momo didn’t know about their relationship and had thought Iida was hitting on her, she had confronted him about it, telling him about her and denki, and Iida just laughed & left.

- whenever Bakugous would get in a fight iida would grab him by his ear and drag him away

- Deku can win any argument with bakugou by saying “at least i’m not dating my rivals bestfriend.” and he shuts tf up.

- Iida will talk shit abou bakugou all damn day and then bakugou will just walk into his room and give home kiss on the head and iida will switch up and be the most annoying bk fan boy everrrrrrr

- bakugou got Iida into a bad anime phase, like bk watches it on the down low, no one really knows and he does it in his free time it as background noise when exercising. he had Ouran Host Club on one time when iida came over and then iida like became invested and just binged the whole series and then started hxh and binged all of that, it was bad… his grades dropped to an B

- Iidas dad is supper bossy and controlling but his mom is supper sweet and loves bakugou because she thought her son was never gonna give himself time to date

- bakugous mom loves iidas dad and makes jokes to bakugou that he’s gonna ‘marry rich just like his momma’ and his dad is just happy he’s happy

- Iida has a little sister (my headcanon) and Katsuki never knew but now their best friends, Iida thinks it’s adorable but is salty bc she likes him better than iida

- Iida’s social media is full of the worlds most awful pictures of him and bk, like imagine ur moms facebook….yeah it’s bad..

- Aizawa couldn’t wrap his head around the fact that they were dating and was kind of bothered by it bc whenever he paired groups together for projects Iida and Bakugou were his go-to-destruction-crew! they would do amazing on the project but in class they would just fight and throw insults and when they stopped Aizawa was like “i gotta make em’ hate eachother again”

- they still fight like an old marry couple.

- momo and Iida are bsf, and bc of this Kaminari & bakugou have to hang out a lot, Kaminari loves it and bakugou claims it’s torture.

- they have a blanket that was like messed up in production.. let me explain: They we’re making throw blankets of the top 10 Pro-Hero’s and during the first few prints, one of them had messed up the spacing so it’s just a bunch of bakugou and iida and like some random out line of someone else. it’s their favorite blanket.

- they keep a pack of sticker notes in the bathroom and they leave little notes for reminders and cute ones that say ily or something

- the one thing bakugou could always make fun of about iida was his glasses but sooner or later he needed reading glasses and iida holds it agains him for eVER.

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Spidery!Peter Spideypool Fics

Let's do this! I have not read all of these. The ones I have not read have been recommended by those mentioned below + anonymous others. Anything that is explicit will be below the line, otherwise in no particular order. These will be from ao3. Assume completed unless otherwise stated. No dead dove or similar, content warnings prior to each summary. I will continue to add if anyone sends more! List below the break, and this is a long one.

You're gonna wanna be my bestfriend, baby by Firefly_ika

Teen&up. 11,843 words. "Peter’s given up caring about his identity around Wade. They're friends, proper friends, not just the kind of we-trade-banter-and-you've-saved-my-ass-a-few-times allies you tend to make in the vigilante gig. He hasn't exactly taken the mask off yet, but he's given more than enough information for Deadpool to track him down. The way he's going, it's like he'll reveal his whole life before, you know, actually revealing." (or) "Five things Peter exposes about himself, and the one that Wade figures out on his own."

Hunger Pains by X_Gon_Give_It

Teen&up. 931 words. Warning for graphic depictions of violence. "Why does he do this to himself? An angry thought hisses in Wade’s brain. Why does he have to make it so damn hard every time? But the anger is quick. Like a snap, there and then gone. Of course, this is hard on him. It’s easy to see the self hatred when he eats. The disgust at his own desperation. Now that he’s gotten to know Peter, and his sensibilities, it makes sense that this would be so difficult."

My Boyfriend's a Murder Bot by Fredegund

Mature. 55,912 words. Content warning, see tags. "Wade Winston Wilson is ugly. His skin's inside out. It ripples and moves every second of every day, at constant war with the cancer. Vanessa put on a brave face for him when she first saw the changes, but it turns out even she can't stomach the sight for long. He's ugly and alone and nothing will ever be good in life again - If only that were his only problem. But Weapon X is at it again, under crisp new management, turning orphans into super slaves and bringing out the big guns to make sure nobody interferes this go around (namely one Pool comma Dead). So now, not only is Wade alone and ugly forever, but he's got a bit of a pest problem in the form of a black-clad murder-happy man spider with a collar around his neck and an unhealthy obsession with tying Deadpool up. So maybe it's not all bad…"

because i have been lonely by QQI25

Teen&up. 8,591 words. See tag: basically Pete's a spider turned human. "As an immortal person, Wade has never really tried to make friends, save for a giant spider. But when an amulet turns the spider into a person, he has to learn how to live with another person in his life again."

When Instincts Take Over by TheStrange_One

Not rated, but no explicit content. 4,577 words. Not explicitly spideypool, but Peter & Wade nonetheless. "Wade had always had a—fascination, for lack of a better term, with NYC’s wall crawling web-themed hero. Just a little bit. Not a lot. He didn’t collect information of every Spider-Man sighting, or anything (He totally did.) So when Spider-Man started acting strangely, it was really no wonder that Wade noticed first. Of course, it didn’t hurt when he saw the behavior firsthand. Spidey webbing muggers, would-be rapists, and those who thought a little B&E was the best way to begin a day in a thick cocoon wasn’t unusual. However, then whirling and hissing—honest-to-God hissing—was."

Dark Horizons by beforethemoon

Teen&up. 11,215 words. Warning for graphic depictions of violence. Content warning, see tags. "“You—you’re the Spider-Man.” From beneath the mask, a slow smile crept across Peter’s face. Gregory Smith—an ordinary name for a man who wasn’t so ordinary—writhed in his grip. It was so easy to subdue the man; with his superstrength, Peter just had to apply the slightest pressure on good ol’ Greg’s neck and the man was blissfully silent. He liked hearing that line, though: you’re the Spider-Man. The Webslinger. Or, if you were J. Jonah Jameson, the Wall-Crawling Menace. So many names, but all were said with the tinge of fear that Peter was addicted to. They always managed to choke out the words, and he always made sure those were their last."

Better than Beyond Beef by BunsofHoney

Teen&up. 16,313 words. **See tag: Riding the literal bleeding edge of smut. Has a sequel. "Wade took in Spidey’s inhuman appearance. "You look about ready to go hunting." "I… get like this sometimes, when I'm in a lot of pain, or fear, or angry I think. Right now I…I just need a really rare steak, that's all." - When a sudden explosion leaves them both badly injured, Wade discovers that Spider-Man's mutation can make him a little...feral. Wade makes an offer to help Spidey heal faster and satiate his craving. What's a little cannibalism between friends?"

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Songs for the Zombie Apocalypse, a 5-part series by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime)

First work is Teen&up. Second third, and fourth works are Mature, with sexual content. Fifth work is explicit. 50,000 total words. Zombie apocalypse au, they're not superheroes. Warning for graphic depictions of violence. "Peter Parker and Wade Wilson navigate zombies, religious extremists, and each other as they try to survive the apocalypse. What started as a kidnapping morphs into a weird bond between the two but sometimes it feels like only one of them can survive."

I'm Something of a Scientist Myself by fancastical

Explicit. 11,422 words. Content warning, read tags. "Wade decides to start dousing himself in various synthetic spider sex pheromones before meeting up with Spidey, because why wouldn't he? They have some… interesting results. Wade feels downright scientific."

Upside Down by TheOrangeWritingRanger

Explicit. 56,271 words. Warning for graphic depictions of violence. Content warning for an especially spidery Peter. "Wade Wilson is as happy as a chipmunk in a peanut factory, Avenging by day as Deadpool, playing videogames and eating countless tacos by night. But something is missing from his life, or so say the ever present voices in his head. In the course of investigating several gruesome deaths with his teammates Hawkeye and Black Widow, they discover that something large and arachnoidian is terrorising New York. 'Pool follows some clues, and that cute brunet guy who keeps turning up, and finds himself at the spinneret ends of the elusive spider monster. But is he actually a monster, or is there more to his story?"

Babe Wake Up, It's Pumpkin Spice Season by X_Gon_Give_It

Explicit. 7,460 words. "He glances over the thick black lettering above the picture (SPIDER-MAN AND DEADPOOL: PARTNERS?) and focuses solely on Deadpool. The merc has two guns out in an exchange of bullets with a robber inside a bank. This wasn’t long ago. A week at most. Each shot had been calculated, the bullets never missing their mark, as the smell of smoke and gunpowder drifted  in the air, heavy enough to choke on. Peter roamed over the display of muscles covered by a body suit of spandex and leather. For someone who rarely exposed their skin, Deadpool’s suit had a way of accenting every inch of his body. His steady posture didn’t help. Or those rolling shoulders. His large hands. Again, the feeling stirs in Peter’s gut, more insistently. Urging."

Wade Wilson's Guide to Studying Your Spider by X_Gon_Give_It

Explicit. 114,210 words. Warning for graphic depictions of violence. Content warning, read tags. "After months of working with Spider-Man, Wade Wilson realizes there are a lot more to his hero's powers than meets the eye..." (AKA) "The one where Wade notices that Spider-Man has been acting weirder and weirder, and the more he looks into it, the more he realizes that his not-so-normal partner in crime(fighting) is a lot stranger than he thought."

Hurting, Loving by bubblebeezey

Explicit. 11,288 words. Warning for graphic depictions of violence. Incomplete, last updated in January 2024 "Peter Parker finds himself deathly injured alone in his apartment, and in a panic, calls Wade Wilson. Peter's identity gets revealed under some not-so-nice circumstances, but everything is worth it in the end. Hurt and comfort ensues. (And romance, of course)."

you're goodness; i'm what's in between by strawberxi (Tupipsie)

Explicit. 7,416 words. "“I love you, Wade,” Peter stated, said so casually that one might have assumed they were dating. He said them like they were fact– and Peter supposed they were, if he was making proper sense of his feelings. Wade just stilled. Peter didn't move, and his heart sunk deep into his stomach. Even then he couldn't take the words back, and he didn't want to. - a spideypool getting together fic"

Soup and steam - an earthquake waiting to happen by pandafish

Explicit. 9,219 words. "The worst thing about having the flu when you were essentially half spider was that the fever became like ten times worse. No, scratch that. The worst thing was looking out your window and seeing Deadpool sitting there like an oversized cat, eagerly asking if Peter could come out and play, and wanting nothing but to beg him to come inside and care for his sick friend-lover-vigilante partner. But how could Peter do that when they were supposed to be simply fucking for stress relief, not actually stick around for the truly intimate parts?"

Good Enough (To Be Good To Yourself) by jackmischief

Explicit. 221,082 words. Content warning, read tags and chapter notes. "Peter meets Deadpool when he’s in his civvies, and has the good fortune of remaining unrecognized. But with a friend like Deadpool — and his interesting habit of trying to feed his good buddy Spider-Man — he finds it hard to be too worried. When Deadpool winds up coincidentally finding Peter a second and third time, the merc gets attached to the cute brunet. Meanwhile, Spider-Man and Deadpool are a crime fighting duo tackling strange activity on the docks with suspicious ties to an all too familiar organization. A fluffy, angsty, eventually smutty Spideypool romp with an identity reveal endgame and regular updates on Mondays and Fridays. Rating and tags reflect entire fic. Smut starts at chapter 9."

Spider2703 by kingdomclouds

Explicit. 31,166 words. Warning for graphic depictions of violence. Content warning for brainwashed/tortured Peter. There is a sequel. ""When did they get you?" "I was- Peter Parker was 16 when he went missing. Spider turned 24 when he was born." The words come out robotic, practice making the sentence flow quickly and easily. Wade's hand tightens on his neck before it loosens and let's go completely. "So your name is Peter?" Spider shakes his head harshly and pretends his eyes aren't watering- soldiers don't cry. Wade keeps his grip tight on his jaw, ignoring the mess of venom getting all over his palms. "My name is Spider, serial number 2703." "They've really got you brainwashed, haven't they?" "I'm not brainwashed. Spider is my name. Peter Parker doesn't exist." Spider looks away from Wade's gaze- he can't help it. Those eyes can see right through him. --- Or; Peter was apart of the Weapon X program, like Wade- except he never left."

Medium Rare by MargaretKire

Explicit. 24,562 words. Vampire au. Content warning for everything (spidery) vampirism entails. "Peter just can't get full lately. He eats and eats, but he's constantly exhausted and hungry. Wade realizes what's going on before Peter does. And becomes obsessed with getting Peter what he needs- living cells in the form of blood and...other things."

So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by Jenetica

Explicit. 32,894 words. Content warning, see tags and chapter descriptions. "Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately. But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either. Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA."

Tiny Entanglements by MargaretKire

Explicit. 6,875 words. Content warning, see tags. More Spiders-Man then Spider-Man. "Spider-Man has some hidden desires. So does Deadpool. Things get complicated when Morbius claims to have a cure for Peter’s ‘impure’ DNA. Or: Three thousand spiders in a suit fall in love with Wade Wilson. Featuring: Spider interludes"

Weaver of Silk and Dreams by a_stands_for

Mature with explicit chapter. 73,831 words. More ships with Peter than spideypool, see tags. "Some alternate realities are unrecognizable, and some are indistinguishable. This one lies somewhere in between. Peter Parker's life was derailed when he mutated into a strange human/spider hybrid, and he knows that's not the way things went down for him in other realities. Still, he's determined to forge a new path and make the best of it. Sometimes "the friends we made along the way" really is the greatest treasure anyone could ask for."

Strange by smellslikecitrus

Mature with explicit chapter. 34,900 words. Fairy au. "Peter was just trying his best, as a spider fairy would do. Wade stole Ant-Man's suit during a week-long mission in Massachusetts, deciding to see just how big the forest looks at ground height. Wade accidentally discovers fae creatures in said forest. Cue the title."

He is Soundless From Afar. by elastic honey (infernoconcealed)

Explicit. 15,961 words. Content warning, see tags. "Three part story. 100% based on teamup comics. Every time Deadpools wants to kiss him, Peter's spideysense starts going off. He should hate Wade for killing him. He should swing away and never see him again after what he did. Instead, he starts getting drunk off the feeling."

atlas by a_cry_in_the_wilderness

Explicit. 3,143 words. Warning for graphic depictions of violence. Content warning, see tags. "The first time that Wade tells Spider-man that he’s beautiful, the hero laughs in a way that makes Wade realize that there’s a wound that he’s accidentally brushed against. It’s too late to stop the bleeding, but he tries to compress it anyway. Peter Parker alludes to not looking how Wade expects underneath the mask leading Wade down a spiral reflecting on his own insecurities and expectations."

Cicatrices by WaterMe

Explicit. 9,036 words. Warning for graphic depictions of violence. Content warning, see tags. "Spider-Man is falling apart. Deadpool knows how to put a broken thing back together. (also they fuck a lot)"

hit me with your kill shot, baby by Anonymous

Explicit. 6,613 words. Summary is a mature excerpt. See notes: "Peter going feral with spidey traits during sex."

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That's the list... for now. Give me a good ol' bonk if I missed info or cws on any of em, and feel free to give me more to add! Enjoy. Thank you to @disconnected-penguin and @enby-spite for your help!

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DEAR EDUCATIONALLY NEGLECTED HOMESCHOOLERS

I’ve gathered some resources and tips and tricks on self-educating after educational neglect. This is only what I did and what I know helped me. I’m about to graduate college with honors after having no education past the age of 9. I wouldn’t be here without the following. Everything is free, and at/well above the standard for education in the US.

The holy grail: Khan Academy. Nearly every course you could take is available here, in order and by grade level. Their open-source free courses rival some of the college classes I’ve taken. This is your most solid resource.

For inattentive types: Crash Course offers a variety of courses that are snappy, entertaining, and extremely rewarding. They work for my ADHD brain. They also have college prep advice, which is essential if you’re looking to go to higher education with no classroom experience.

To catch up on your reading: There are certain books that you may have read had you gone to school that you’ve missed out on. This list is the most well-rounded and can fill you in on both children’s books and classic novels that are essential or at least extremely helpful to be familiar with. You can find a majority of these easily at a local library (and some for free in PDF form online low key). There are a few higher level classics in here that I’d highly recommend. If it doesn’t work for you, I’d always recommend asking your local librarian.

*BE AWARE* The book list I recommend suggests you read Harry Potter books, and given their transphobic author you may or may not want to read them. If you choose to, I’d highly recommend buying the books secondhand or borrowing from a library to avoid financially supporting a living author with dangerous and damaging views.

TEST, TEST, TEST: Again, Khan Academy is your go-to for this. I don’t personally like standardized testing, but going through SAT and ACT courses was the best way I found to really reveal my gaps so that I could supplement.

Finally: As much as you can, enjoy the process. Education can be thrilling and teach you so much about yourself, and help shape your view of the world. It can get frustrating, but I’d like to encourage you that everyone can learn. No pace is the perfect pace, and your learning style is the right learning style for you. In teaching yourself, be patient, be kind, and indulge in the subjects you really enjoy without neglecting others. You are your teacher. Give yourself what others chose not to.

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I am stupid. Kids my age know so much more than I do. I remember when I was younger and still in school. Sitting down doing my homework with my dad. And him asking “are you slow? Are you stupid?” And even then I remember thinking “well I must be.”

Now I must not be a total idiot if even I know it’s far too late to even try to go back to school. Even if I did I’d be at a 7th grade level while being 15.

And I know what you’re probably thinking “well I tried online school and you didn’t do it ��� I was 11 and didn’t know how to use the website and had no one to help me. Ofc I didn’t use it.

Or even now “you have the notebooks why don’t you use those” when I use them I feel like I’m not retaining any information from them and I’m just copying what I’m reading immediately.

I remember you saying something the other day “you’re almost an adult 4 more years” and I thought to myself “how am I supposed to get a job if I haven’t even graduated middle school? If you think I can’t go to school how the hell am I supposed to work and move out and do adult things.”

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... ♥

been thinking about them a lot lately

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Joshington who I miss every day

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babies

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BNHA moodboard: Bakugou Katsuki/Iida Tenya (requested by: anon)

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Headcanon #10

Bakuiida

At the beggining of their relationship, everyone feared Bakugou would be too "rough" on Iida, but turned out that the uptight class rep was an actual freak and enjoyed leaving marks all over the blond's body.

While Iida only had the occasional scratches and burn marks on his back that were only visible on the changing rooms, Bakugou would often show up to class with hickeys all over his neck, which to everyone's surprise, only made Iida smile proudly.

Bonus: Kirishima actually asked after changing in the locker room if he was fine the first time he saw the hand prints, hickeys and bite marks all over Bakugou's body. Specially on his tights and ass.

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bakuiida hcs bc its about damn time

Iida cusses like a sailor when hes not in the public eye and Bakugo thinks its the funniest thing to be an inconvenience just to hear Iida curse in public

Bakugo makes fun of Iida because his favorite music artist is Justin Timberlake

They constantly switch off as academically second in the class (Momo is first) even though they study together all the time

Even though they are the only ones actually dating, they are in a qpr with Sero

Bakugo makes Sero and Iida orange juice every morning

The amount of times Iida has walked on Bakugo belting Pluto Projector by Rex Orange County concerns him

They annotate books for each other (mostly classics and horrors)

For the longest everyone thought Kiri and Bakugo were dating because Bakugo stayed away from Iida the first week they were dating (he was a scared boi)

Sometimes when Iida will play the piano, Bakugo will purposefully ruin it by playing his drums

When Bakugo has nightmares, Iida wakes him up then reads him a bedtime story

Sometimes Sero will just plop down in between Iida and Bakugo when they cuddle

They both had a fnaf phase so sometimes they make theories about the games

Picnics at night:

Bakugo makes the food

Iida packs it

Iida bought really pretty lanterns so they can see without ruining the view of everything

Sometimes Sero comes and makes them flower crowns