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aaltilis · 8 days
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Esteban: All of my team shirts are gone. Again!
Pierre: *wearing alpine shirt which 2 size bigger* Yeah? So creepy.
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aaltilis · 9 days
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He isnt even that funny
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aaltilis · 9 days
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The way his mouth hanging open and how he's looking up. Ohh, he's such a bottom ☺️
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aaltilis · 15 days
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Daniel: Look at that idiot!
Yuki: *looking at Max maxplaining to Checo* Yeah?
Daniel: That's my idiot :)
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aaltilis · 19 days
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Charles: Jezz Pierre, your room is so messy.
Pierre: *lying on the floor* Don't mind it Charles, my life is messier.
Charles: Ohh mon chou 🥺
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aaltilis · 27 days
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conspiracy theory: alpine is purposefully being bad so estaban and pierre have a common enemy and learn to be friends again
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aaltilis · 2 months
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Charles: Where are you two going?
Pierre: We're about to dig a hole in the parking lot -
Yuki: And then call it 'love'
Charles: But, for what?
Yuki: So we could see people fall in love.
Charles: ...
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aaltilis · 2 months
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So, today I'm receiving my first ever f1 driver cards. And it's from Williams 💙
I'm just gonna leave it here...
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aaltilis · 3 months
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Charles: Can we go to cinema?
Pierre: I don't think they would allow you to go into the cinema tho.
Charles: But why?
Pierre: You know, we can't bring snack into the cinema.
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aaltilis · 3 months
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Max: *rolling into a live*
Max: *humming* More passion, more passion. More energy.
Checo: *pointing at Max* My life is in the hand of an idiot.
Daniel: No no. *pointing at himself* TWO idiots.
Yuki: Well actually-
Checo: OK. Got it.
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aaltilis · 3 months
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Fernando: Hi Lance, would you help me for my new year's resolutions?
Lance: Depends on what resolution.
Fernando: I want to go on a date with this person I've been crushing on.
Lance: Okay, what should I do?
Fernando: Say yes.
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aaltilis · 3 months
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Charles: I wasn't that drunk!
Pierre: You called Uber to drive you home.
Charles: Well, I had a drink. I couldn't drive.
Pierre: Cha, the party was at your house!
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aaltilis · 3 months
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Daniel: Mate, can I borrow your jacket? I'm cold.
Max: Your tongue had been on my mouth. Stop calling me mate!
Daniel: *clears throat, tenderly cups Max's face* Maxy baby, my hubby bubby, can I please borrow your jacket before I freeze to death?
Max: *blushing, taking off his jacket* Mate is fine.
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aaltilis · 3 months
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Carlos: What does bee create?
Lando: Honey?
Carlos: Yes, dear?
[Meanwhile]
Charles: What does bee create?
Max: A fucking annoying sound. What do you want?
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aaltilis · 3 months
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Nico: Do it or you're straight!
Lewis: *loud gasp* How dare you-
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aaltilis · 3 months
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Daniel: Do you guys have any tea?
Yuki: I have green tea.
Checo: I have tea-quila.
Max: Well, I have anxie-tea.
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aaltilis · 3 months
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*Redbull asks Checo to do PR stuff with Max*
Checo: Will Daniel be there?
RB team: No, just you and Max.
Checo: Will Charles be there?
RB team: Leclerc? No, why would he?
Checo: Yeah, just making sure you know, bad experiences.
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