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Eddie Munson as your older brother hc 🧑‍🎤🎸🦇💀🕊️

Warrings- swearing. Also the reader is gn ;))

ALSO IF THERE'S ANY SPELLING ERRORS I'M SORRY

. TACKLING

. Even though he's like 19 or 20 you guys still play fight all the time

. He has no mercy either until he breaks your arm or something 🦇🦇

. Since you guys live in a small ass trailer sadly you guys have to share a room

. You guys probably have bunk beds

. Your room smells like ABSOLUTE BUTT CHEEKS though. Probably the reason why Chrissy died tbh😢......

. Eddie has been into fantasy type stuff since he was little (heavily influenced by Lord of the ring books). So when you guys were younger you both would pretend to go on all these crazy magical adventures with each other

. One time you guys were sword fighting (aka just whacking broomsticks at each other) and he hit you in the face so hard you lost your first tooth 💕💕💕

. He probably also stole your tooth fairy after that too 🧚✨

. You guys have a lot of inside jokes about those times

. When he was like 13 he played you happy birthday on the guitar ( it was so "good" it left you speechless with this face 😀)

. When Eddie discovered d&d you didn't really have a choice on whether you wanted to play or not, so let's just say you now know a lot about d&d

. Whenever Wayne has his day off the three of you would sit on the living room floor and play for like an hour or two

. Wayne didn't even know what was going on half the time, he was just there to make you and Eddie happy

. This is also how hellfire kinda started btw

. PRANKS!!!! YOU GUYS PRANK EACH OTHER 25/8

. And not just "draws on your face while you sleep" no he'll pour a bucket of water on your face while you're asleep

. Sorry but this man sleep talks/ snores so have fun falling asleep or whatever

. Sometimes you call him "Edward" and it annoys the shit out of him

. To be honest you're probably just used to him playing his guitar all the time but if it's really bothering you, he'll either stop or you'll just have to go in another room

. And he'll only stop playing if you're like screaming/ throwing up/ dieing/ crying/ rolling around on the floor or giving him millions of dollars

. I imagine he gets pretty touchy when he's close with someone ( IN A NON-SEXUAL WAY OF COURSE OF COURSE)

. So he'll mess up your hair, hug you, playfully hit you all that stuff

. Eddie can't cook for shit and if you can't cook either Wayne leaves money on the counter before he goes to work so you guys can buy dinner, groceries or whatever

. SCARY MOVIES ALMOST EVERY NIGHT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT 🤭

. "Munson Freaks"

. Will rant to you about everyone he hates at school *cough cough Jason cough*

. Dustin is like your second brother 😌

. Will throw you across the room as a joke and then laugh about it

. Gives you his old clothes, jewelry, battle vest whatever, as either a gift or just cause he doesn't know what to do with it

. "You want this?"

"Sure"

* Throws at your face*

. Okay but if you want to make your own battle vest he'll be so happy. Like he'll be squealing and jumping up and down like every other Joseph Quinn fangirl 💀

. He'll spend every last penny buying you patches, pins, graphics or he'll give you his old patches, whatever you need

. If you want to use any of his 🍃 or anything else it really depends

. By that I mean if you're like under 16 it's gonna be a 10000000000% no and if you steal his 🍃 he's gonna throw his guitar at you

. BUT if you're over 16 and give him a thousand dollars he MIGHT let you use his 🍃 sometimes and only when you're with him and NOTHING ELSE

. He just doesn't want you ending up like him is all 😕

. If Eddie is ever "mysteriously" gone for a couple days he's probably in jail😒

. VERY IMPULSIVE and if you're impulsive too THEN SHIT GOES CRAZY AND Y'ALL HAVE LOTS OF FUN TOGETHER

. NOT ONLY DO Y'ALL PULL PRANKS ON EACH OTHER BUT ALSO RANDOM ASS PEOPLE TOO

. You guys make each other laugh all the time ☺️

. If you're fruity (like him) he was probably the first person you came out too

. "Ooohhh woooowwwwww I tooootally had no idea *smiles wink wink*"

. He already knew babe 🤭🤭

. If he was in a life or death situation and it came down to either you or his guitar...... I'm so sorry but 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇💀💀

. If you're a heavy sleeper he wakes you up in the morning by playing his guitar at max volume

. He'll drive you to school and stuff

. If you need a ride to somewhere else, it depends on how he's feeling. Like if he's really bord then he'll gladly take you somewhere. But ya know if he's in the middle of doing something it's obviously gonna be a no

. Sometimes at night you guys sit on top of your trailer, stare at the stars and talk about life until like 7 in the morning ✨

. Definitely takes ANY OPPORTUNITY HE HAS TO JUMP SCARE YOU

. No matter if you're at home, school, public literally just anywhere (you do the same back)

. He makes EVERYTHING a damn competition too. Like who can get to the house first, eat the fastest, yell the loudest, get kicked out of the store first all that kind of stuff

. Sorry but you have no control over the radio, unless if it's your radio then you might have a little bit of control over it sometimes 🙄✋

. He'll also embarrass/ annoy you at school in front of your friends, whether you share the same friend group or not. Because he just loves you that much 😍

. Overall he might be the biggest asshole ever but he loves you so much 😌😌

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Fluffy Nagito Komaeda x gn reader as parents hc👶

☘️okay so first off he LOVES YOU GUYS SO MUCH. Like the first time you brought up kids with him, he started crying tears of joy (he still cry's about it every once and awhile)

☘️ Because of his luck he's extremely protective.

☘️ Example: If you live like a block away from your kids school or something either you or Nagito is gonna have to walk them there. Even if the kid is like.

"But dad I'm old enough to school by myself now, can't I just PLEASEEEEE walk by myself!!! I promise I'll be EXTRA CAREFUL!!!!".

"hmm.. maybe when you're 25 I'll let you walk to school by yourself 😇."

Of course he's joking....(I hope)

☘️ Also if you guys are going for a drive or something Nagito will ALWAYS make you drive (unless if you literally can't like you have a broken ankle or something). Nagito just it doesn't trust himself when it comes to driving and that kind of stuff.

☘️ Nagito will do anything for his kid or kids(except let them walk to school by themselves). One time you guys went shopping together and your kid started throwing a fit like a little bitch because they wanted a toy and you were like.

"No you're being bad, why would I buy you that?"

When you guys got into the car Nagito turned around and gave them the fucking toy and you were just like -_-

☘️ CUDDLING!!! Nagito loves to cuddle so much. I imagine Nagito is a light sleeper so if you're kid runs into your bed in the middle of the night he'll wrap his arms around them and it's so cute!!!

"Did you have another bad dream?"

"yeah.."

"aw I'm sorry, do you want a hug?"

"mhm"

☘️"Um excuse me sorry to bother you guys but they said no pickles..."

☘️ I can't express how much he just loves you guys. He just feels so lucky and loved.

Sorry if this was short, I might make a part two or something but I gotta go farm for artifacts so yeah👍

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