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Y’a see that’s the gambit. They’re betting on no one even attempting at replicating it.

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

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no one knows what words mean on here

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There's only one real way to categorise disorders and it's when you google it and the first results fit into one or more of the following categories:

1. "Is your child-" "Does your child-" "How to cope with the burden of being a parent for-"

2. "How to get better: Step One: have a lot of money!" "How to get better: Step One: simply stop having it!"

3. "10 Ways To Spot Sickopaths With This Disorder So You Can Protect Yourself" "The Bad People Disease -by Dr. Eugene X."

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I put up your boyfriend for peer review and... yeah he's published in a journal now. You can purchase 1 month of access for $32.99, or you can log in through your institution for access. Sorry.

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Survey data was collected on tumblr.com, a microblogging website popular with the lgbt community, where it was advertised ("blazed") to approximately ten thousand users at random, providing a more representative sample. The replies feature was enabled to allow for write-in responses. After removing all write-ins consisting of statements such as "kill yourself" and "get fucked" (~57%), the remainder (128) were indepently coded by two researchers. Coding discrepancies were resolved by the research team as a whole. Survey results are displayed in Table 1

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them: so are u into modelling?

me: hell yeah i am

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Cameron [Unknown]. [@coolkidcam13]. (2023, 01/02). you know what happens next…. [sic] [Video]. TikTok.

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hmm today i think i will treat statistics as infallible knowledge downloaded from planet earth's objectively correct stat counter instead of a summary of information someone obtained in some way and is now presenting to you a certain way

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oouuh, oouuuhhh!! there is a shortage! a shortage of clinicians! we are sooOO desperate for clinicians we will train anyone !! OOUUHH healthcare professional shortage!!!! pleaze let us train you!! ouuUUUHuuuUhh…………….…. Your PhD application has been rejected. You are not what we’re looking for in an grad student at this time. We’re sorry.

oouuh, oouuuhhh!! we are hiring! we are hiring!! we are sooOO desperate for workers we will take anyone !! OOUUHH labor shortage!!!! pleaze let us hire you!! ouuUUUHuuuUhh................ Your application has been rejected. You are not what we're looking for at this time. We're sorry.

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OMG OMG OMG OMGGGG GUYSSSS *SQUEALS* HE SAID HE WOULD BE MY TEST SUBJECT!!!!

[sounds of excited girls screaming]

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HA GET RORSCHACH TESTED DUMBASS, WHAT DOES THIS MAKE YOU THINK OF

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maybe i can gaslight myself into being okay