agirlfromanotherworld

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Chuuya: Help, someone at prom has been killed!

Dazai: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.

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Dazai: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Chuuya: What the hell!?

Dazai: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Dazai, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?

Chuuya, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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Chuuya: Don’t be sad!

Dazai: Why not?

Chuuya: ...

Chuuya: I don’t have a good answer.

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Dazai: We have a problem.

Chuuya: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Nikolai: Fedya has only knocked me out three times this week. Our friendship is really developing.

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Dazai: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.

Chuuya: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.

Dazai: It sucks.

Chuuya: That's not constructive criticism, Dazai..

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A quick drawing of Xiao-Mei from Fullmetal Alchemist

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Drew sleepy Dazai

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Jouno: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Tecchou: We could attack them with hummus.

Jouno: I stand corrected.

Tecchou: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Jouno: Tecchou, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Tecchou (dryly): Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Jouno: How would you like your coffee?

Tecchou: Black, with black pepper

Jouno: ...Why did I even ask..

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Nikolai: I can't do this. It's against my moral compass.

Fyodor: Nikolai... Your moral compass is a roulette wheel.

Nikolai: ...Your point?

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Fyodor: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*

Nikolai, poking Fyodor's arm: Fyodor. Fyodor. Fyodor. Fyodor.

Fyodor: WHAT?!

Nikolai: ...We're out of Capri Suns..

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Nikolai: I would destroy the world for you!

Fyodor: Okay, can you do the dishes?

Nikolai: No!

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Dazai: Arson? Oh, you mean 'crime brûlée'

Chuuya: ...

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Dazai: Tomorrow is garbage day

Chuuya: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you

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Chuuya: Dazai, why are you drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Dazai: It says H2O2. That means it's the sequel to water