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OMFG stop I can’t 🤣

Vax, staring lovingly at Percy: He can infodump so deep inside me. I'll have trivia running down my thighs

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Wait wait wait…

HOLD. THE. PHONE.

A 2022 study published in the journal PLOS ONE by researchers from the University of Sydney and other institutions documented wild octopuses (species Octopus tetricus) in Australia throwing shells, silt, and algae, a rare example of tool use among invertebrates and was seen mostly among females.

The researchers noticed that females, particularly during mating interactions, were more likely to direct these throws at males who were harassing them or attempting repeated copulations.

While not all throws hit the male, many were deliberate and forceful, and some males altered their behavior afterward.

This study challenges the earlier belief that octopuses are mostly solitary and non-communicative by demonstrating octopus intelligence and social behavior, including the capacity for what might resemble frustration, communication and socially corrective behavior.

IM FUCKING DEAD FEMALE OCTOPUSES ARE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL AND I DONT CARE IF PEOPLE ARENT SAYING THAT ANYMORE KISS MY ASS

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this is peak Craigslist

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Oh, fuck me, this is AMAZING. And twist the fucking knife on Vax, discovering that addict Percy’s drug of choice, Orthax, that he lost him to, is here in this life, but dug its claws into Percy as a literal demon seeking to devour him, taking him from Vax all over again…? On the one hand, it’s even more horrifying, but on the other hand, this is actually an enemy that he can fight to protect and save Percy from…!

VOX MACHINA IDEAS THAT I PROBABLY WON'T WRITE, LOG 16

Welp, I’m back and I had this idea for so long and won’t leave me alone, my brain always come backs to it because it ticks all my boxes of my guilty pleasure for angsty with impossible happy endings stories, is becoming an obsession so I need to get this out to finally be at peace.

This one has a dark beginning and would be more of a unofficial pseudo-sequel for an alternative bad ending of the beautifully sad fic Addiction by Ahmose_Inarus, Ahmoseinarus if you are reading this, love all your stories, you are always a big inspiration to me.

I’m going to give a brief summary of the fic, so go read it first to avoid spoilers (is such a good story but very emotional impactful, seriously, read the tags)…

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You are back? Good.

TL,DR Addiction is very heave story about Percy being an addict to drugs (obviously) because of trauma and how his addiction affects all his friends and love ones, specially his boyfriend Vax. It has a hopeful ending, by the end, Percy comes back after being missing for months, but he is rejected by Vax and the group, so he attempts suicide by throwing himself from a bridge into a river, but Vax manages to save him before is too late, and Percy wakes up at the hospital with Vax by his side.

But then my brain, the little bitch, was like “But what if Vax didn’t make it in time?”

Well, obviously, Percy would have died, sad and alone, thinking it was his own fault that he ended this way, for being so weak to turn to drugs to cope with his traumas, and a disappointment to everybody who still loved him.

And Vax would have blamed himself for not being there when Percy needed him the most, for listening to Vex and his friends that it was useless to help him at this point. Vax would grieve and visit Percy’s grave for years.

But it can’t end like this, right? that would be too sad.

The years go by, Vax becomes an old man, he never recovered, never fell in love again.

Then there is an accident, maybe a car or a truck (wink, wink) hits him, and he dies.

But this is not the end of him, but a new beginning.

Turns out reincarnation is real here, so his soul is sent to a world of fantasy and magic, he is reborn in Exandria.

At some moment of his infancy, Vax remembers his past life, the modern world and technology, who he used to be, his friends and family, etc. Vax is very happy that Vex is with him in the new world. More years past, canon events from the series/campaign happen, and slowly VM is formed. Vax is the only one that remember his past life so far, and keeps that a secret. He is ecstatic that his friends and family have all reincarnated, and somehow found their way back together, so Percy has to be around somewhere, right?

VM travels through Tal’dorei, months pass by, but there are no signs that Percy was even born into this world. And with the months Vax gets more depressed. Was Percy’s death so tragic that his soul refused to reincarnate? Has Vax really lost his chance to make things right again?

Until one day, when another rival band of mercenaries that tried to take the same job, attacks them, and among the chaos of the fight, Vax sees him. Percy, as a recent member of the other band, his eyes are dark and full of rage. Vax can feel it, this new world has also been unkind to Percy.

But Vax will find a way to bring the light back to Percy’s eyes, to give him the happiness he deserved. Vax is not giving up on him, not again.

Aaaaand that’s all! I’m so sorry guys that you read this rambling disguised as a fanfic idea, so many cliches and tropes, and for highjack Ahmoseinarus fic, but the temptation of making an isekai sequel from a bad end of that lovely story was to much for me!

Hope that at least this was entertaining to read haha now I can concentrate in my other stories  :D

Again, giving all the credit to Ahmoseinarus, is thanks to their stories that I was introduced to the perc'ildan ship :)

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Here’s the whole thing. Take ‘em to freakin church…

From a state hearing in Texas

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😳 oof! Hello there!

Clasp Membership by Chong Hwa Kian (Bad Moon Art Studio)

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Fuck yeah!

It’s been a hot minute since I drew my boy. Some No-Mercy Percy for your dash 💀💙🔫

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Wait For It -- Scanlan Shorthalt

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Grovekeeper's Authority by Bad Moon Art Studio

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Percival de Rolo III, Vengeful Sharpshooter by Bad Moon Art

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Percy de Rolo sketches <3

Made a few sketches of Percy, based on Tal's face, while I was rewatching one of the cr:1 episodes.

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Links and info | Commissions are OPEN

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OMFG IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER I FUCKING CANT 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Percy: guess where I am right now? Why yes! In the pet carrier! Still think I’m not the victim here? Watch: It gets better! … Oh… oh, by the nine hells!!! He’s doing his own theme music?! Uhg… big, dumb and tone deaf! Oh, I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this…

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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Sylas blinks and turns to look… ferret!Percy two cages down in a full on war dance complete with fighting dooks aimed at Sylas. Briarwoods staring at him.

Sylas: … ‘lilah… I really wanna keep him! 🤩

Delilah face-palms.

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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there are so many words to use in place of “penis” in regards to smut. there’s dick. or shaft. we got cock. member. organ. length. hell, even manhood! all are acceptable replacements.

but what do we have for the testicles? nuts? no thank you. ballsac or, lord forbid, just sac? i’d literally rather be tarred and feathered. using their government name and just calling them testicles? take me out back and gimme the ol’ yeller treatment.

how has the english language evolved so much yet we have no acceptable word for testicles in a sexy context? how can we claim we’ve advanced as a society when the best word for describing when two characters are fucking nasty and the noble and mighty testes are swaying about is balls?

BALLS

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@rebelxwriter OOOOMMMMGGGGG LMAO!!!! I've corrupted people with this damn fic!!!! This post came across my dash the other day and I shared it in the Perc'ildan Discord cuz I DIED cuz of COURSE I immediately thought of Yzma!Delilah and Kronk!Sylas and Ferret!Percy and I have promised that fan art WILL happen!!!

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE

Percival de Rolo is the little spoon.

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Fuuuuuck me

Demon form Percy AU

Y’all can thank @ahmoseinarus for this particular brain worm, cause it’s their fic Demon Within that gave birth to it.

(TW: Body horror, self harm)

Percy gets stuck in a demonic form. That's the thought.

Maybe it happens when Percy gets resurrected after Glintshore, because his soul hadn't gone to the Divine Gate like others did, since Orthax snatched it up, and it is canon that time in other realms moves at a different pace compared to the Material Plane.

And when it comes to a brief conversation that happened after the ritual.

And while that can be chalked up to Percy just losing track of time, but I like to imagine that whatever pocket dimension Orthax had was removed from the flow of time in the Material Plane. So, who knows how long Percy was really within Orthax's domain?

But, imagine the relief everyone feels when Percy is brought back to life, only for it to die seconds later as his confusion turns to agony, as his form splits and shifts, horns growing from his forehead, wings ripping through his coat, teeth falling out to make room for sharpened ones as the front of his skull shoves forward to form a beak and claws pushing fingernails out as they grow in.

Imagine the temple Pike had been building showered in Percy's blood and skin.

Imagine Cassandra bursting through the door, half-expecting to see her brother's corpse, and instead sees a twelve-foot-tall demonic creature with smoke rolling from it standing on the shattered remains of the altar.

And Percy, confused and in pain, just takes one look at the weapons being aimed at him, the shouting, the smoke at his peripherals, and the fear, runs.

He doesn't fully understand what is happening, but just that he needs to run.

The chaos that follows is hard to quell as all of Whitestone's citizens remember the Briarwoods. And seeing a demonic monstrosity with blood dripping off of it as it bursts out of a new temple and begins stumbling through the streets. Panic was imminent and swept through the city like wildfire, forcing Cassandra back to the castle to handle a situation she hadn't even begun to understand while Vox Machina tried going after Percy.

Unsure if what they were following was still their friend.

All while Percy was gone as far as his aching form can take him within the Parchwood, aching and exhausted as his mind finally catches up to what had happened.

He tears at himself, trying to peel away whatever he can grab to try and free himself from the body he'd been twisted into, but only tears out chunks of flesh as bloody ichor spills onto the ground.

And Vox Machina, tired as they are, search the Timberland to the point they all nearly drop from exhaustion, while Percy hides further and further within the vast forest surrounding Whitestone.

This little brain worm is a lot longer than this, might make a part two of this later but we'll see.