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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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this is going in my writing prompts folder

Overheard in the office hallway between two older businessmen:

“Don’t you dare pull my shirt up, I have a meeting.”

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Dude this one customer was like MY SON HAS TO GET A JOB AND STOP MOOCHING OFF MY MONEY. And I was like “how old is he?” And she was like “17” and I was like. Holy shit you’re a freak! Lmao. Like teens can get jobs sure but he’s still a child you’re responsible for acting like he’s mooching off you when it’s YOUR responsibility to take care of him. What a fucking freak I hate capitalism lmao

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you cannot be peaceful when you are full of piss

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Hey just a quick check in- now that musk is like severely imploding on trump and their severed ties

Yall won't forget this part right?

Yall won't forget he's still a massive scumbag right? That he's still a nazi right? That won't get lost in translation right???

(I don't THINK it'll get forgotten but I really want to remind people that just because Musk is now bashing trump for all the shit we've known about him for awhile that we don't forget he was complicit. If anything his bashing and airing out trumps laundry makes it worse, because he KNEW all that and still worked with him.)

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everything ok in moderation. exercise pairs nicely with good food (after some hours of rest and digest). grey sludge indeterminate though

i do hate how there’s so many fearmongering articles that decry some food or another. “oh noooo grapes are high in sugar” of course they fucking are??? they’re fruits??? sweet and yummy and delicious fruits??? everything. ok. in. moderation. food fearmongering shut up or face my fist in your face

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me trying to be the scary one of the group that keeps my friends safe but i’m also the second shortest

Ominous..

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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yeah i just checked my inbox it’s been a while

Bitchass.

correct

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SNEK

SNEK (i made it in piskel!)

i really like using it for little icons and stuff

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Bitchass.

correct

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Honestly, as a German I can not quite understand the obsession of the English speaking world with the question whether a word exists or not. If you have to express something for which there is no word, you have to make a new one, preferably by combining well-known words, and in the very same moment it starts to exist. Agree?

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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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hehehe

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Feelings tonight