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Sokka: I actually have a black belt

Zuko: In what, karate?

Sokka: No, from Gucci

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Sokka: hey let’s go to a haunted house this weekend !

Toph: what’s wrong with the one we live in

Sokka:

Toph: goodnight

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Sokka: what if I’m possessed by the sudden urge to eat six bananas at once

Katara: you absolutely are not.

Toph: you absolutely ARE

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Toph, rolling the car window down: is there a problem, officer ?

Cop: how did you get in MY CAR

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Katara: are you this rude to everyone else ?

Toph: yeah you’re not special

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Sokka, sober: I don’t believe in astrology, it’s so stupid and goes against logic

Sokka, 6 cups into uncle iroh’s “special tea”: NO SUKI YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOU’RE A CAPRICORN AND HE’S AN ASPARAGUS

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Toph: sometimes I wonder what butterflies taste like

Sokka: they taste bad

Toph: how do you even know that ?

Sokka: I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

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I firmly believe that sokka would say “pain is temporary, swag is forever” whenever he gets hurt trying to look cool

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no one:

my brain for no reason at all: APPA YIP YIP

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Is an adult gaang series too much to ask for 😔

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Toph: truth or dare

Sokka: truth

Toph: what are your credit card details

Sokka: dare

Toph: give me your credit card details

Sokka: gosh darn it

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Toph: okay, I’ve got good news and bad news. Which do you wanna hear first ?

Katara: just give me the good news

Toph: the airbags in your car work perfectly

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Toph: c’mon when have sokka and I ever done something stupid or reckless

Katara: would you like the list in alphabetical, chronological order or ranked by amount of stress I’ve experienced

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Sokka: ok so you say “wig” if something epic happens

Iroh, listening attentively: ok ok got it, thanks

[Later that day]

Zuko: I DO CARE ABOUT YOU, UNCLE

Iroh, absolutely bawling: wig

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“my child is fine” no your child pretends to be a waterbender every time they step into the shower

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Zuko: *screams*

Toph: *screams louder*

Katara: what are they doing ?

Suki: communicating

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Sokka: heehee I accidentally dropped a knife on my foot

Katara: what makes you think this is a HEEHEE SITUATION