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When the whole squad looks good

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me: callout culture is so toxic

me, cc'ing my boss, your boss, and God on my reply all: NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOUR SHAME

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1. Kankuro bout to fight an elderly man for his baby bro

2. Gaara, king of wit, single handedly burning his shitty ass dad post Mortem? An icon

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Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No questions, just do. It'll make sense later.

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Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

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tony: i dont go down on women but i expect them to suck my dick and thats how KINGS live

thor a feminist:

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the Drake and Millie situation? why is this being allowed to happen. I know it happens all over the world but here - right in the public eye it’s happening and nobody is thinking anything of it??? Or are turning a blind fucking eye??

((Source

https://www.facebook.com/1885503711697761/posts/2146402772274519/ ))

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So I was drunk on snapchat last night crying

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A Deal With The Devil

The deal was simple, we’d get to ask him a couple of questions and he got to ask us a couple of questions. A bit odd if you ask me. What could The Devil possibly want to know from us? I couldn’t tell you.

“Is heaven real?” I asked.

“Yes,” he replied, his voice like dying embers in a fireplace, “and so is hell.”

“Who goes to heaven?”

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Athena blessed her with the ability to protect herself and men beheaded her for it.

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Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

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“Sometimes, the people who are thousand of miles away from you, can make you feel better than people right beside you.”

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i hope i make it. im rooting for myself.

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Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”