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シーツを敷くとやってくる https://nekonavi.jp/catblog/archives/60859 https://twitter.com/kyuryuZ/status/1410795387536003075
#why do they like this so much#my cats are thrilled when I change the bedsheets#it's like that rainbow parachute thing we used in group play when we were kids#oh boy oh boy#Mothur is peeling the furniture#cats
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🦇Service Mindset🦇
Don’t be rude to whoever has the midnight shift at McDonalds
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Is that a health bar? Do they need to defeat the fish as part of the curriculum?

this single frame from the tng episode "rascals" just annihilated me
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#you right#girl knew what she wanted#honestly Neji probably would have married Hanabi#Tenten#hyuuga neji#hyuuga clan
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Unfortunately for Nader and his family, these futures have been taken from Gaza. Bullets fly all around them, and the occupation uses aid as a weapon while children starve. My friend Nader @abdalsalam2000 needs our support now to save his family and survive. His campaign is #4 on the gazavetters list, and the need is urgent! If you cannot donate, PLEASE share! https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-nader-alanqar-and-his-family-overcome-this-war-in-gaza
#lmao#really got me with that poll#anyway#good luck#i can't give much but thousands of stones can still build a bridge#don't look away#free gaza#free palestine
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Shigaraki: buy us some time, Spinner, just distract him!
Spinner: How?! He can turn me into a handbag and a pair of shoes before I can do anything!
Shigaraki: He's a nerd! Think of something!
Spinner: Wait!
green explosion
Deku: Don't move, Spinner, I don't want to cause you harm!
Spinner: uh, yeah, me too, coz... we're so much alike!
Deku:... we are?
Spinner: Yeah! I, uh, heard you really looked up to Eraser Head, and... I also think he's cool!
Deku:... He is cool.
Spinner: Yeah, even Shigaraki thinks he's awesome, he has some security cam stills taped to his - I mean, taped... somewhere.
Spinner: I kinda wished, ya know, there were more heroes with scary mutation Quirks?
Deku:...
Spinner, sweating:...
Deku: WELL YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT GUY
Deku: WE CAN START WITH THE TOP TWO -
Spinner: Hundred?
Deku, beaming: THOUSAND!
Deku: I have sketches!
Deku: We're going to have a blast!
Spinner: I... I mean...
Froppy, from the ceiling: Get adopted, ribbet.
#smash cut#to Himiko fuming because Shigaraki told her to start the car#deku had him for two hours#cops arrived thirty minutes in#but any attempts made to complete the arrest got them hooked into demonstrations#incorrect mha quotes#my hero academia#my hero academia incorrect quotes#spinner mha#mha deku
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I am dissolving into the sluttiest pile of goo this side of June
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You know how some kids argue, where they declare something sucks entirely, and if you like it, you suck? And you have to debate with yourself whether you have the energy to explain that everyone can have their opinion even if it's different, or to just drown the little fucker in a nearby puddle and call it a day.
Anyway, Lord Byron can suck my swampy armpits

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at times when the world's wretchedness threatens to overwhelm, i remind myself firmly that despite all else, it is within my power to go to the chinese grocery store frozen section and buy an utterly enormous bag of dumplings. and that helps
#dumplings really do fix everything#hungry?#dumplings#thirsty?#soup dumplings#sleepy?#sleep on dumplings#someone being mean to you?#suffocate them with dumplings#love someone?#yeah but also you love dumplings#sad?#a dumpling for that#happy?#coz you have dumplings#dessert dumplings?#bitch that's a donut
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I just remembered the time my partner actually tried to pull the ol' fake gamer girl on me and tried to catch me out on my knowledge of Portal lore
Now, for the record, the fake gamer shit is not my jam. You can exclusively play Candy Crush, and while I wouldn't call your experience extensive, I would still call you a gamer. A person who plays games is a gamer, regardless of gender or what the game is.
But he didn't even know the right answer himself. Lucky he owned up to it immediately and is pretty funny when he's laughing at himself, or I might have actually felt bad
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Fanfiction writer. In front of you is a canon asexual character. You have to refrain from making them fuck nasty with a bland twink. You must not give me the justification of "aces can still have sex." If you fail to do so, I will literally beat you up irl. Your time starts now
#well#since they need an activity anyway#here#take this ring#drop it off at my mate Elrond's house#nah it's round the corner#can't miss it#shady types in the neighbourhood though#keep your head down#No don't fucking wear it!#ah beans
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The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence started when three friends banded together to dress as nuns and recite a loving and forgiving liturgy to drive homophobic evangelists off of Castro Street in San Francisco. It worked. The organization quickly expanded as an advocacy group for gay rights.

When asked why they are dressed as nuns, the answer was, "We do all that traditional nuns have done for centuries. Our look might be unique, but our ministry is common. We serve our community. We have raised lots of money for AIDS and other social causes. We visit the sick, feed the hungry, clothe the naked, and sometimes disrobe the clothed! We are 21st Century queer nuns."
The Sisters primarily made a name for themselves through their AIDS activism. In 1982, The Sisters published Play Fair! which was the first humorous and easy-to-understand sexual health and safety pamphlet specifically intended for gay men.

The Sisters also used their presence to shame homophobic public figures, performing "exorcisms" on Phyllis Schlaffey, Jerry Fallwell, and Pope John Paul II, as well as on the steps of the U.S. House of Representatives.

In 2023, The Los Angeles Dodgers caused a huge controversy by selecting the Sisters to receive a "community hero award" on their Pride Night game (again, the Sisters are a legendary charity group that has literally saved lives), but then they gave in to right-wing pressure and cancelled it. Eventually, they realized how badly they had fucked up and re-invited the Sisters to their game.
The sisters remain active today with many chapters across the U.S. and Canada. Membership is open to all genders and sexualities.

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#i was thinking#oh yeah#my younger sister is het#no wait#she's in a long-term relationship with a woman#she's just the straightest queer I know
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*glides by on roller-skates* Bakugo calls Kirishima shitty-hair because redheads make up 1-2% of the global population, compared to Quirkless 20%, and Bakugo is afraid of minorities
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Remembering Elon Musk exists while daydreaming about fictional future tech is like a mental piss-shiver
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I'm a changed women, Henry.
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