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Bishop: I like that we use โoh manโ to express disappointment.
Bishop : Because men are disappointing.
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El : When I get murdered, make sure my case goes unsolved.
Mike : What?
El : I want to be on Buzzfeed unsolved.
Mike : Letโs go back to the โWhen I get murderedโ part.
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Robin : [sees a cute girl] Im not even gonna talk to her until i know for sure she's gay!
Steve : [walks up to the cute girl] Hi, so sorry but what colour lipstick are you wearing?
Cute girl : Oh, i dont wear lipstick just chapstick.
Steve : Thank you so much.
Steve : [walks past Robin] Gay.
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That was a good job, babe.
Don't call me babe.
Babe?
Mm.
Babe.
do co-workers act like this... and justย not fall in love with each other?
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as a Slytherin myself, i approve of this text post.
Slytherin: I may look calm but I've already killed you three times in my head.
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Max Mayfield : Do you take constructive criticism?
Will Byers : Not without crying.
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๐๐ข ย ๐๐๐๐ ย ๐๐๐๐
hereโs a few people i mainly stan so... hmu if we have mutual stans :)
1. sadie sink
2. sabrina carpenter
3. malina weissman
4. millie bobby brown
6. jennie kim
ใโง๏ฝฅ๏พ: *โฌย iย have a lot of other stans but if these are some main ones!!!
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Special Agent Nick Torres has two (2) brain cells, one dedicated to fighting crime and the other dedicated to impressing Special Agent Eleanor Bishop.ย
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