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The Fuckin Story Of Evolution
The Story of Evolution: in the beginning, everything was hot as fuck. Then things cooled the fuck down and a group of molecules tripped acid. **Boom** now there’s tiny fuckers called microbes. They decide to have an orgy, and end up having mutant babies that became other shit. Now there’s mutants fucking and changing more than my ex changed her damn clothes, and we suddenly have a bunch-a crazy shit. Then, like 5 seconds pass and those crazy fuckers decide to chill outside of the water. Crazy shit goes down, reptiles and insects appear then a giant rock crashes the fuckin party. Now the world fuckin froze. Great. But there’s little furry fucks runnin around anyways. Those little furry fucks became humans, and now here we are. I dunno what the fuck electric eels are.
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Come watch Qrow stream VrChat! Currently playing Hide and Seem.
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The Fog Of Depression
There is a fog in my mind, clinging to me. It weighs me down, sticking to every thought I have. It makes it hard to focus, to feel like myself. The fog is my depression, my anxieties, my fears. I struggle each day just to think straight, to stay focused. To stay present in reality. It takes up so much free time just to do this, that I tend to neglect other things in my life. And what I do focus on, is tinted in gray colors by the fog. It’s like trying to see clearly in a thick bank of mist, but you can only really see a few feet in front of you. The rest of the world beyond that space seems so dreamlike, so fake. And what’s the point in trying to move beyond the area you can see? What’s the use in exploring a dreamworld when you know it’s all just fake, and unfulfilling? What’s the point in trying at all? There’s a lot of reasons why I should try. To wake up and start living in reality. But it’s hard. Because life is hard. And I feel stuck.
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My Life Rany
For the past 10 or 11 years (I think), I have struggled a great deal with mental health issues. I have been diagnosed with Depression, Social Anxiety Disorder, Attention Deficit Disorder, Asperger’s and Academic Disabilities. And it really has been a challenge. My time in High School was when my depression became a threat to my life, and it was blinding me to the world around me. My parents did what they could to help me; They got me set up with counseling and psychiatric care, and they got me into a special class for teens who had mental health problems. There were two teacher aides, and a in class counselor. And it’s what got me through High School. I am grateful to my parents for that. But since High School, I have still faced many of the same challenges. I still have no job, and never got one in the first place. I still isolate myself from the world, choosing to spend all my time at home alone instead. My diet is poor, and I barely exercise. I also don’t bathe much, and my oral hygiene is a mess. I have no IRL friends, and romance is always a desperate dream. I have lived this way for so long, become so chained to my own lifestyle choices that I haven’t been able to live the life I truly want. Yes, I’ve done some things I wanted to, and I’ve persevered through it all... But I want to stop simply persevering and start actually living.
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Wisdo has helped me feel less alone by connecting me with people who have been there. Since I care about you, I want to invite you to try it out
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Subtitles
Hey guys! I just got a very nice email from someone in the community and I feel the need to speak up about it.
The email I got was from a person in the community who is hard of hearing and uses subtitles when they watch my videos. They said that while a lot of the times subtitles help in videos, a lot of times they can take away from the viewing experience because of what the subtitles say. Now before I go on, the subtitles on my videos are not submitted by myself, but by others in the community. For those of you who have submitted (legitimate) subtitles and have taken the time to do so: thank you! That is a huge huge help.
The issue that this person was having though was that a lot of times people put in jokes and other text in the subtitles that aren’t actually things that are happening in the video or things that I am saying. if you’re submitting subtitles please do NOT do this. The subtitles are a feature that is used to help those who are hard of hearing or for people who don’t speak English fluently. By adding in jokes or side comments that don’t actually pertain to the video and whats currently happening it can really mess up the viewing experience for someone who needs those subtitles. If you are adding subtitles please be as accurate as you can to what I’m saying and leave the jokes in the comments.
Again, I really appreciate those of you who take the time to subtitle each video correctly, but for those of you making jokes out of it you’re ruining videos for other people. Hate to put it that bluntly, but really at the end of the day that’s whats happening. I want my videos to be able to enjoyed by everyone and I’m definitely going to monitor the subtitles more carefully from now on.
Hope you guys understand! Thanks for being real cool :)
- Ethan
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Come join me on Discord!
Discord is an amazing social platform that lets you meet amazing new people. Theres text chat, voice chat, group direct messages with voice chat and video chat, and a lot more! I have a server I made a while ago you can joim if you want, but there are a lot of other servers too.
https://discord.gg/GQPbmzV
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I wish I had a cute girl to cuddle with 😩
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A dumb fuckin Character
Name: Assphamus
Age: who even fuckin knows?
Race: human? Maybe??
Ethnicity: It changes all the time. He likes to experiment on himself.
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral.
Country of origin: Claims to be from Iron City.
Skills: Dimensional Magicks, Alchemy, Astromancy, Necromancy, Artifice Magicks, Psionic Expert, Cooking Magicks, Illusion Magicks, Herbology, Geology, Painting.
Stuff He Sucks At: Mathematics, Common Sense, Thinking Things Through, Being A Kind Person, Being Likable, Cleaning, Making Friends, Helping Others Altruistically, Being Patient.
Physical Appearance: Standing at 6’ 2”, he is taller than the average person. His hair is usually kept grayish brown, and is always unkempt and filthy. His skin is a sickly pale hue, and he has noticeable bags under his eyes. Steely blue eyes, yellowed and cracked teeth, and an incredibly skinny build. He basically looks a lot like Rasputin from Anastasia. One ugly fucker.
Personality: Crude, rude, and about as likable as a cactus that was on fire and covered in bees, he has a lot of enemies. And yet, despite this, he still helps people(occasionally). If you can call it “helping”. Due to all the experiments he performs on himself, his mind is a bit... Wonky.
Basic background: Crazy wizard that created a pocket dimension and put it inside his ass. Enchanted his buttocks and anus to be super stretchy and durable, so as to be able to cram almost anything up his ass and into the pocket dimension. Makes for a great party trick. He also was apparently exiled from Iron City for something to do with monkeys. Never has said much more about himself. Bit of an enigma, this weirdo. Oh yeah, he experiments on himself a lot. (Totally haven’t said that several times already)
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