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I honestly just want to go to some sort of Gothic library and study random languages and history facts while drinking iced coffee. 

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Me: I want a crime novel with a female detective and her male sidekick.

My brain: Okay, we can do this ...

Me, some time later writing a crime novel about a Kenyan male panromantic asexual detective inspector and a German male pansexual detective sergeant: So, I have no idea how that happened ...

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So I found this post on Instagram and it made my day, because I thought I was one of the rare people who noticed this :)

@peachy-pumpkin

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I kinda loved somebody once.

Then my mental issues said: “No!” and I listened. 

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Relatable song

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The instructions for drawing in simple steps always go like this:

1. Draw a circle 

2. Draw few lines

3. Change this lines a little bit

4. Use your talent and finish the picture without help, you idiot 

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My brain at midnight: I have an idea for you book. Some fluffy smut you could include. *plays the scene in my head*

Me: I like it, but ...

My brain: But?

Me: Those two people aren´t dating.

My brain: Come on, you cannot make them act like that and say that they are just friends!

Me: Yes, I can. It´s called bromance.

My brain: But they would be such cute couple!

Me: I know. But that would ruin the whole "two not-straight men can be friends" point I´m trying to make.

My brain: That´s true. But is there really no chance that they could be together?

Me: No.

My brain: Why not?

Me: Because I hate romantic subplots. And I can´t write romance. So if I include romance, then I´ll have to either kill one of the characters or make him move to another country.

My brain: Okay, okay, I give up. But I do love that scene, tho. What are you going to do with it?

Me: Do you want me to write fanfiction of my own book?

My brain: YES!!!

Me: Okay, maybe I will. Just stop bothering me.

My brain: Deal.

My brain:

My brain: But can I just tell you idea for this really great handjob scene?

Me: What part of bromance, queerplatonic partners or friends you do not understand?

My brain: Is that a no?

Me: STFU

My brain: *plays the scene* If you are going to write fanfiction of your own book, at least make something out of it.

Me:

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I hate when people say “This is you book, you can make characters to be whatever you want.”

Like, no, I´m not sure what I wanted my characters to be, but now I´m stuck with two middle-aged men, one from Kenya who loves theatre and musical and cooking and another from Germany who is soft pansexual boy. 

I know nothing about people, men, middle-aged people, Kenya, theatre, musicals, art or Germany.  

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Everybody says that Johnlock is the main gay ship of the crime novels and TV shows but than there´s Rizzles aka the non-canon lesbian ship on the gayest straight TV show ever. 

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Play time 

(via)

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I usually do not really like smutty fanfictions and I do not ship Ariadne and Felicity but Apples and Lemons by  swagatha_christie is legendary! Honestly, you must read it! 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/6633490

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