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So remember when Tony tests the mark 42 suit and how the parts fly onto him from all over the room
Well he recorded that test right
Now imagine: Peter Parker in the lab gushing to the Tony Stark about how cool Tony Stark is (like a dork)
And he’s yapping about how awesome the suits are and all the different ones being so cool and he’s asking Tony (who is more than happy to receive all this praise because it makes him happy when peter gets excited like that) all these questions about how he did this and how he did that and eventually Tony is like “hey wanna see the videos of me testing some of them out?”
And Peter is like YES???
so he shows him some videos (which of course start with that video of him testing out his thrusters and getting thrown into the concrete ceiling actually, which Peter finds HILARIOUS. He begs Friday to send him a copy)
And the whole time Peter is constantly either in complete awe, gasping and saying ‘oh my god that’s so sick’ as Tony explains the tech stuff to him or laughing his ass off at Tony absolutely eating shit like he does with mark 42 (because there has to have been SO many other times when he got hurt while doing stuff like that)
Like I know Peter would make fun of him so bad for when he says “I’m the best.” And then immediately gets wasted when the last part of the suit flies at him from behind and he eats shit
And honestly I feel like Tony would just shrug and accept the teasing because yeah it was embarrassing but also it is hilarious. However mostly just because Peter is just so happy which makes Tony happy for reasons he is not ready to understand
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Most teenage Parker fics make the older superhero interacting with him into a parental figure which annoys me to no end. Give me weird co-worker vibes. That's their weird friend Peter who drops by to eat all the food in their fridge and pass on info about local villains the way cats deliver dead birds on your door step. He spams them with memes they don't understand. Eveyone else assumes he's their younger brother when they see him loitering around, but if asked directly he insists he's their carer, or their his probation officer, or estranged father that worked out on him and they're only just now building a relationship after years of neglect.
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"Can't you just be normal for once!" Tony yelled at him, the words made Peter flinch more than the tone "No, I can not" he said, he could feel a lump forming " I am never normal".
"I'm always not normal, I'm the freak among the freaks, I'm the nerd even among nerds, I'm always the weirdest among the weird"
His voice betrayed him and shook a few times, he took a breath trying to master what was left of his voice "Asking me to be normal is like telling me to stop being myself".
"Pete, I didn't mean.." his words faded, Tony tried to reach for him but he stepped back, he bit his lower lip trying to stop the tears, he couldn't look at him it hurt to think that the man he thought of as a dad saw him as any other adult in his life except for May.
He turned around and started running away, he just wanted to get home, he was tired and sick of everything he didn't care for Tony's call for him he just kept running.
When he got home he opened the door slowly, and he saw his aunts' shoes She must have made it home from her shift, he walked through the apartment looking with his eyes to see her setting on the couch reading a book.
He couldn't help it the moment he saw her the tears gathered in his eyes, he felt the tiredness of the day, of the weak, like every harsh word he heard this week echoed in his ears.
He found himself between her arms sobbing loudly on the couch while she stroked his hair and tried to comfort him, he felt like a child crying his sadness away and when he finished they would get ice cream to cheer him up.
#idk#this is the worst thing i ever wrote#irondad#iron dad and spider son#tony stark#peter parker#incorrect irondad and spiderson#irondad and spiderson#iron dad#may parker#aunt may
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If you guys would like me to write something about irondad like an au or some scene I would be 💯 interested to explore each other's ideas
#iron dad and spider son#peter parker#irondad#incorrect irondad and spiderson#iron dad#irondad and spiderson
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A peaceful evening what Tony was wishing for, a second of rest, or at least to lock himself in the lap .
He spent all day fake-smiling, being polite when he wished he could give them the middle finger, his day was supposed to be over, he got in the car, and let Happy drive him home, he closed his eyes all the way half sleep.
The car stopped and he opened his eyes, his vision was a pit foggy, and he blinked multiple times to fix it, he opened the door of the car he was so ready to crash into his bed and sleep all tomorrow.
He looked ahead and saw a small figure sitting in front of the building, he had his backpack on his shoulders and was looking at his fingers, Tony rushed to the boy "Pete?" He called for him, and he was panicking, 'he is hurt' Tony's mind screamed
A Stab wound? Or gunshot? Or maybe worse both of them he had done that before, The boy in question snapped his head in the direction of the voice, and a smile grew in his face like always.
He stood up and almost fell on his back because of the weight of the bag, but Tony reached him in time, "Are you okay? Where are you hurt? How bad is it ?" He rained Peter with questions while checking his body with his eyes.
"I'm not hurt," he said but he always says that, This time Tony didn't find anything visible, Is he drunk? High? Tony thought that even if Pete was a perfect boy but yet he is still a teenager, he took a breath he prepared himself for this.
He gets to remember to tell Peter he is not disappointed " Listen Peter, it's okay if you had a bottle or two, I'm not disappointed it's all right" fuck he forgot everything he prepared.
"What? I'm not drunk!" He said his face turned pink, Tony could smell his breath it smelled like cheap mint candy ( he had to put real food in this kid ), "Then what are you doing here? It's almost midnight and I don't think Aunt Hotty agreed to you being out at this hour"
He looked at Peter for a second then looked around him It wasn't that empty of people "You could've entered the penthouse"
"Aunt May is at work, and I did want to enter your house without permission" he was judging the kid's ability to make good decisions, he sighed and looked at him "Let's go up" he turned Peter around wrapped an arm around his shoulders, and walked him to the elevator.
Peter was quite unlike himself, he didn't want to rush him he didn't look uncomfortable "So.." Peter said after they got out of the elevator into the penthouse, "So" Tony replied moving to the kitchen he can't wait to set but he has to give the kid something to eat.
He opened the fridge got out two boxes of pizza and loaded them into the microwave, Peter sat on the stool in the kitchen staring at Tony
"Aunt May has a shift all night," Peter whispered but the penthouse was quiet so it was easy to catch, Tony sat next to Peter "I hate being alone" he whispered again his voice shaking, He leaned on Tony, resting some of his head on Tony's shoulder.
"You don't have to be you can stay tonight," he said softly the same volume the kid used, "She tries her best not to take the night shift for me but .." He lowered his voice more with every word he said, and he wiped a tear escaped his eyes.
Tony felt his heart crushed, like it was hit by a bus, and then smashed by the Hulk, and he wrapped his arm around his shoulders again but this time he squeezed his shoulder trying to comfort the boy a little, Peter started sobbing quietly like he was used to crying in a low voice.
Tony felt like he wanted to cry too but he had to put himself together for Pete's sake, The microwave dings as Peter's sobbing started to quiet down, "Do you want to watch a movie and eat pizza? " he said while rubbing his back.
Peter nodded wiping his tears, "Why don't you go pick the movie while I bring the pizza" Tony ran his fingers through Peter's curls looking at him and how small he looks right now.
"Okay" his voice was a bit harsh from crying he got up and went to the living room.
Tony got the pizza out with some more food he found in the fridge, when he made it to the living room Peter had the movie paused and waiting for him.
He looked at him and Tony couldn't help but smile at the young boy, he set everything on the table and took his place next to Peter, he snuggled closer to him resting his body weight on him "thanks dad" he whispered.
"I'm always here for you Pete"
#iron dad and spider son#peter parker#irondad#tony stark#incorrect irondad and spiderson#iron dad#irondad and spiderson#may parker#i just want to sleep#but irondad is more important
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I have in my head a vampire au for irondad, and it is so sad it makes me cry and it's well built too.
But I never wrote it cuz I know it will be too long and I'm sensitive to commitment (I'm already writing 2 fics)
At times like this iam too tempted to write it.
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Lol I agree, and it's always Aunt May hating him and kicking him out or she is dead.
peter being adopted by tony is on a similar wavelength to y/n getting sold to one direction hear me out-
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Little winterdad headcanon/senario for all the hungry people out there (heavily based on myself and my dad lmao :D)
Bucky (without really realizing) tends to copy others mannerisms and any phrases they say often, maybe because its his way of building himself back up from the soulless robot he used to be.
He copies the way Steve holds the front of his belt when standing still for to long, the way Tony bounces his leg while super focused on something, he copied the way natasha sends people little ":)"s as the end of messages and even stole the way clint says "cool beans"
Then Peter was added to the list, with his ADHD brain he constantly made references like "road work ahead? Uh yeah I sure hope it does.." (he died laughing the first time he said that)
But this headcanon is about the way Peter will randomly meow in dead silence.
When it first happened everyone was relaxing in the common room, it was so quiet you could nearly hear the heartbeats of everyone.
Then all of a sudden he just heard "meow" right next to him, and for some reason nobody acknowledged it??
It happened again and again and everytime everyone didn't seem to care? Maybe it was just because he did it so often
Then one day in that same silence Peter did it again, this time not even intentionally Bucky meowd back.
Everyone turned to him and Peter just snorted before pointing at him.
"Grown ass man"
Bucky crashed tf out as Peter just laughed at him.
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Peter: *Changing the names of Tony's Iron man protocols*
Tony: Hey, Friday. Zoom in on that building over there.
Friday: Old man protocol activated, boss.
Tony: What the fuck did you just say to me?
Tony: Friday, alert the team that I can't fly because my suit broke.
Friday: Activating, I've fallen and I can't get up protocol.
Tony: PETER, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS!
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Tony was sitting in the back of the car while Happy was cussing at the drivers in front of them. He was checking some emails on the tablet in his hands, and he looked up they were next to a flower shop. He probably should get Pepper some flowers.
Something or more like someone caught his eyes, he knew these brown curls everywhere, he was buying flowers from the shop, Tony smirked the kid finally getting dates, huh? Maybe he should give him a ride to impress his date.
"Happy stop next to the flower shop," he said. "Alright boss" Happy parked the car next to the shop. He opened the window waiting for Peter to walk out.
He finally did, holding four flowers in his hands. He was smiling faintly, but there was sad shine in his eyes, something twisted in his stomach. The kid should never have that sad look in his eyes.
"Hey Pete, wanna raid?" Tony said to Peter, the kid was a bit surprised for a second but then a smile "Hey Mr.Stark!" Peter replied cheerfully the sunshine he always is.
"I don't know maybe it's too far from your destination" Peter continues his cheerful smile turned into an awkward one.
"Nonsense, I'm done for the day anyway" Tony was done for real, but mentally not schedule-wise, "Get in" he gestured to him, Peter hesitated for a second but he entered the car anyway.
"Hey Happy" Peter greeted the grumpy man, "Hello Peter" Tony knew he was a softy, "Where to?" Happy asked him, "Ahh, to the apartment actually, thanks"
"So kid, who's the lucky girl?" The kid looked at him a blush starting to cover his face and ears, Tony couldn't help but chuckle at that "No it is nothing like that!" He dismissed the idea fast,
"Relax kid, then what is it for?" Tony looked at the boy he couldn't help but feel fondness worming his heart.
His hand reached out to move some of the kid's curls away from his face, he needs a haircut, well unless he is trying to grow it out Tony can give him some tips too.
"It's Father's Day," Peter said in a small voice, Ah right Tony doesn't keep track of those holidays he is not a dad ( not really ).
"We were going me and Aunt May to cemeteries, I wanted to get uncle Ben and my dad a flower, but then I felt bad so I brought one for my mom too, and the fourth one well ..." he looked away and rumbled a little, Tony felt bad for asking, he sometimes forgot how much the kid had lost in his short life.
They stopped in front of Peter's apartment building, It was a bit awkward, and the kid didn't get out of the car. He picked one flower and stared at it, took a deep breath, and looked at Tony's eyes like he was gathering his courage, he shoved the flower in Tony's direction.
"Happy Father's Day Mr.Stark," he said so fast, Tony was lucky he caught it, and he left the car quickly before Tony could reply.
He held the flower and smiled "Thanks kid" he whispered.
"Congratulations boss, it's a spider boy" Happy said, he looked up and saw him smirking.
"Just drive" his words had no real heat in them, he was happy more than happy actually.
#iron dad and spider son#irondad#peter parker#incorrect irondad and spiderson#tony stark#iron dad#irondad and spiderson#idk
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This is my fav irondad+ fic about the Avengers on general.
It's well written, the characters are perfect and fantastic i deeply recommend it.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56384143/chapters/143264083
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Wish we would collectively agree to stop putting Peter and Harley against each other and just let them live happily as twin brothers. Cannot take another fucking fic where either of them are mischaracterized for the sake of angst. STOP IT!!!!!! HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!!!!

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I don't like drawing cuz i am so inpatient, but sometimes i wish i could so i fan draw some irondad and spiderson.
What a bad day to be unable to draw i guess
#iron dad and spider son#peter parker#irondad#tony stark#incorrect irondad and spiderson#iron dad#irondad and spiderson#idk
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