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Early in G1 iunno

Optimus: *flicking finials* Human: *stares* Optimus: *flicking intensifies* Human: *visible confusion* Optimus: I thought your file said you spoke Finnish? I thought it was strange, given that humans don't have finials or helm fins, but I was excited to find another speaker. Human: Ohhhhh... Yeah not the same Finnish. Human Finnish is more like this. *demon summoning noises*

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So how do a Cassets hang out with Op? Rumble and Frenzy teach him how to fight as we've seen, but what about the others? (Ravage,Lazerbeak ect)

Generally, the cassettes treat baby Nemesis like he’s somewhere between a tiny, chaotic pet and their unofficial baby sibling

Rumble and Frenzy are menaces, so of course they must teach him how to be one too, they instruct him on how to cause small-scale chaos (like harmless pranks or messing with controls) and treat him like their honorary little tagalong. They also like roughhousing with him (gently-ish), toss him in the air like a sparkling frisbee (Nemesis loves it, others don’t). Them babysitting is basically a noise complaint waiting to happen

Ravage is more like the quiet guardian type. She’ll let the chaos go on for a while, but when she decides enough is enough, Ravage is the one who slinks in, curls around him, and calms him down. Nemesis loves cuddling with her, often falling asleep against his plating

Laserbeak treats baby Nemesis like his personal entertainment channel. He watches him constantly, perching anywhere near and tilting his head like “what’s tiny doing now?”. Laserbeak also likes to deliver toys or snacks (most likely something stolen he found interesting enough) to see what Nemesis will do with them

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Ohhh I need more Mama Starscream and baby Op moments! 🥺👉👈

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bedtime stories on the nemesis

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*feral screeching tone* SOUNDWAVE AND SHOCKWAVE ARE GAY ACE MAD SCIENTISTS AND THE ONLY THINGS THEY LOVE MORE THAN EACH OTHER ARE THE CASSETTES AND SCIENCE

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A yes, the traditional nuclear family

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Frenzy showing off his new brother

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Fellas is it gay to literally give your physical manifestation of your soul to your homie to prove your sincerity?

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Fun Autism Trait #320

Don't you love it when you stumble across a damn good comic dub or fanimation and then BING! That's your new hyperfixation for the next weeks!

Just me? Okay then...

Bonus points if it's from a fandom you used to be hyperfixated on before but fell out of only to be VIOLENTLY thrown back in with your blorbos again.

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papa and son communication

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Hey can you do an au from your au where big ol‘ Megs gets sparklified. And plays together with Baby-Optimus in the sandbox. Or will we get this later in the original Comic?

Sadly, Megs doesn’t get turned into a sparkling in the main AU

But if he did they would be adorable and inseparable

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Breeding Card for my Xenolith Subspecies

Updated breeding card for my Xenolith pair!

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Working on a college campus is hilarious.

I was waiting for the bus to get home and a student blasts Never Gonna Give You Up (Bass boosted).

I was able to point them to Toad Sings Never Gonna Give You Up.

Sorry, people still waiting for the bus with them, but also not sorry!

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And so, Chaos' blog is now completely unrecoverable. My old email address is gone and with it the only way to log in.

Farewell, cyborg kitty. You helped me a lot in high school. Thank you.

I do plan on giving her a proper finale story someday on this blog.

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I hate it when you come up with a perfect scene for a fic but have no idea how to make... the rest of it.

Like I really want to do a 5+1 things Wrightworth fic with increasingly silly airport signs that of course ends with "Kilometers Precipiceimportance" because I headcanon Maya giving everyone Nicholas-names and of course Phoenix loves it and expounds even more.

BUT I CAN'T COME UP WITH THE OTHER FOUR SCENES OR THE ONE WHERE MILES IS WAITING FOR PHOENIX WITH THE SIGN

AAAAAGH!!

I was able to turn bloody scutoids into a found family ficlet but waiting at the airport with a sign is too much apparently!

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Who knew all it took to make an asexual to write an explicit rated fic (for violence, not smut) was the fascists winning? Yaaaaaaaay...

Stay angry, folks, and hurt the blorbos instead of each other, and we need to survive the hell that will be the next four years to prove them wrong.

Objective: Survive out of spite

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Getting back into writing and reading fanfic has been so much fun, but it's also cursed me with so many none-shots.

Stories that are so good but they're stuck in my head and try as I might, I can't write them down!

Like the adorable rock shop/garden center AU with soft queerplatonic sapphics.

It's so cute and I have so many ideas for random little scenes in it, but no way to tie them together into a cohesive narrative! Even if I'm more than happy to put out fluff without plot, there has to be SOME logic to it!

AAAAAAAAAAAGH