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archangel749 · 2 years
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I’m coming back to see how much this place has changed. Just in case twt becomes unusable, I wanna see if this place is a viable backup
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archangel749 · 4 years
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adhd mood: that feeling when u forgot something but like u Just forgot it so theres this fuzzy place in ur brain where it was 2 seconds ago and u try to grab it but u cant quite get it and its like trying to grab mist 
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archangel749 · 4 years
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Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at ¼ speed”
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archangel749 · 4 years
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Ah yes. The good old ‘reverse uno card’.
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archangel749 · 4 years
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archangel749 · 4 years
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Two churches located across the street from each other.
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archangel749 · 4 years
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archangel749 · 4 years
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archangel749 · 4 years
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robert pattinson hearing the news
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archangel749 · 4 years
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Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭
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archangel749 · 4 years
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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
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archangel749 · 4 years
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archangel749 · 5 years
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When you catch him jacking off with your Shea Moisture
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archangel749 · 5 years
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The penguins of Madagascar “smile and wave boys” shaped a generation
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archangel749 · 5 years
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someone my age with money: yeah so I just bought this new car and-
me: that’s cool. I can’t really afford to buy anything for a while because I bought gum yesterday
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archangel749 · 5 years
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Trump won't stop tearing up official papers so the White House archives employ a staff to tape them back together for the National Archives
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Trump is notorious for his “filing system”: when he is finished with a piece of paper, he tears it into tiny pieces and throws it away, which is fine if you’re a CEO (maybe), but is radioactively illegal under the Presidential Records Act, because the President works for the public, and is required by law to archive their official papers and save them for public scrutiny.
White House staffers gave up on trying to explain this to Trump, who just kept on tearing up everything, from official letters from Senators to letters from constituents to notes and other paperwork.
The staffers – paid nearly $70,000 year – ended up with full-time jobs retrieving scraps of paper from Trump’s trash-can and piecing them back together with clear tape so they can be filed in the National Archives. Some of these staffers were eventually fired; they’ve spoken to Politico about their year in the Trump administration as paper-tapers.
https://boingboing.net/2018/06/11/presidential-records-act.html
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