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THE HAIKYUU BOYS + THE WAY THEY KISS

feat. kuroo tetsurō, oikawa tōru, iwaizumi hajime, kageyama tobio

warnings. a lot of kissing <3 probably slightly suggestive but nothing crazy

KUROO’s kisses are all consuming. he holds your face in his hands, fingers softly drumming against your cheekbones, and he leans in—always ghosting his lips over yours before swallowing you whole. his hands tend to stray, fingertips following the curves of your face, the pad of his thumb brushing your lip as he finds himself trailing down your jaw. he’d unravel you if he could, and he gets close with his kisses—only pulling away when your lips are red and puffy and you can barely remember your own name.

OIKAWA kisses as if every one is his last. he’s smooth in conversation—every word rooted from his lips as if it were only born to be there—but when your hands are in his hair and he’s pulling you closer than anyone else would ever be, he’s quick and desperate and he drinks you in—the burning feeling of tenderness scorching his skin. he lingers as he pulls away, breath fanning your lips as his gaze runs over your skin and his fingers almost always tug at your jaw, pulling you in once more.

IWAIZUMI kisses as if they’re to remind you he’s there. you can see him in the splotchy red marks upon your lips, feel him in the bubbling bruises throughout your skin. he mumbles your name into your mouth, the pull of a smile dancing across your skin as you feel the heat course through your flesh. he holds your jaw between his fingers, pressing the pads of his thumbs into your skin, and when he pulls away, the stinging of his touch remains planted there, buzzing throughout your cheeks.

KAGEYAMA’s kisses are clumsy. they’re slow and unsteady—the bumping noses, rosy cheeks, sputtering breaths kind that make you tug him by the chin to steady his jaw. he’s warm and kind, a foreign feeling that swallows you whole, and when he pulls away you can see the gloss over his eyes. he murmurs your name under his breath and you smile at him, pressing your lips to the tip of his nose to see the blush dust over his cheeks.

reblogs/interaction is always appreciated ❀

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ok i am going absolutely feral for a haikyuu!! rp right now. i really want to do hinayachi!

i would prefer to be yachi but tbh i could do either! here are some plot ideas:

• soulmate au - there are a lot of different ones i like, so we can pick and choose!

• confessed to the wrong person au (discuss this more in depth!)

• jpop/kpop idol x manager au

• stuck as lab partners for the whole semester

• medieval royalty au

• victorian grave robbing au (discuss this more in depth!)

i like lots of fluff and a little angst just to spice things up. no nsfw unless discussed first!! please feel free to message me anytime, i’m always up for roleplay! thanks, i luv you guys ❤️

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Meaningful Gestures Prompts

Welcome to my side-prompt blog! Ask me anything from writing, to prompt requests, and even join my discord where I can be frequently found!

Smoothing your fingers down your lover's tie, fixing where your lover couldn't tie it right.

Brushing your lover's waist/shoulder as they pass.

Instinctively pressing your hands against your lover's cheek as they passionately rave, only for them to stop talking and gape, completely distracted by the lack of distance.

Hooking your ankles together underneath the table.

Linking your hands together as you walk through school/a building/the streets--finger rubbing over your lover's knuckles softly.

Putting your hand on your lover's chest as they doze peacefully into the couch arm, focusing on the subtle beat of their heart on your hand.

Unflinchingly settling your head into your lover's lap while they watch television/are reading a book/doing their favorite hobby. Then asking your lover to explain what's going on/what they're doing.

On a whim, pulling your lover into an alley and pressing your lips firmly against theirs, getting lost in each other's touch while the streets bustle outside.

Holding your jacket over your lover's head as they hide from the rain, finding their formal outfit more important than your casual wear.

Whispering jokes/loving words in a lecture/school/church/a meeting. Trying not to laugh/flirt back in fear of disturbing everyone else who's trying to pay attention.

Putting your hand on your lover's thigh and feeling their eyes on you as they try to figure out your motives. Whether the touch is teasing or just for fun.

Mapping out your lover's features while they sleep in your arm, smoothing your thumbs down their cheeks, throat, collarbones, chin and nose.

Hooking a thumb into your lover's belt loop/pocket as a crowd surrounds you, making sure that you don't lose them in the people.

Pressing tiny kisses against your lover's shoulder while they're bent over a desk, trying to focus even though your touch is distracting them.

Wrapping your arms around your lover's waist and pressing your forehead against their back/resting on their shoulder, swaying to music only the two of you can hear.

At your lover's complaining, rubbing a spot where they ache, smiling as they lean into your touch and melt at both the touch and warmth.

Standing still as your lover rubs smudged lipstick/lipstick stains off of your skin, catching them off guard by pressing a kiss against their fingertip.

Pushing your lover against a wall after one too many teasing comments, but being met with unsaid tension instead of the quiet. Both of you unable to continue with the jokes.

After coming home from work/a long trip, finding your lover sobbing on the couch/in bed after a hard day, wiping away their tears with soft touches and gentle words--trying to convince them it's okay, and that you're there for them now.

Softly resting a hand on your lover's shoulder as they face something more difficult than ever, not bothering to exchange words as the touch does it all the same. You've got this in the bag.

Having your lover list everything they're insecure about, and responding with gentle caresses, kisses, and compliments about those areas.

While someone demeans your lover, standing up for them. Either in word, or by physically placing yourself right in front of them as a protective barrier.

Carding your fingers through your lover's hair after a bad nightmare, not caring that it's sweaty or matted, but just that they'll be able to get a good night's sleep, even if it's at the sacrifice of your own.

Protecting your lover's sleep as they doze on your lap, making sure nobody bothers them as they entrusted their peace to you.

Reading up on the things your lover enjoys so that when they talk about them, you'll understand a little better and be able to hold a conversation.

Tracing invisible shapes on your lover's skin as they're busy doing something stressful, keeping their attention half on what they're doing, and half on you.

Very softly placing butterfly kisses on your lover's skin up the length of their arm, either stopping at their neck, or drifting back down to their pulse point.

Reassurance in the form of food/movies/games, forcing them to take a second away and relax with you.

Not accepting that it's time to start the day, and pinning them onto the mattress with either your whole body, a leg, or more risque touches.

Visiting them at work, either with lunch, or just to spend the afternoon with them as they try to get things done. Whether they actually get things done, or thing devolve into flirting/romantic gestures is up to you.

DIALOGUE

"Hold on, let me fix this for you."

"God, you look so good."

"I'm... uh, dammit, your lips are so distracting. Are you doing this on purpose?"

"Your hands are always so warm."

"Be real with me, love. Do you really care about what I'm doing, or do you just want me to talk you to sleep?"

"If we get caught kissing in a small, dark, kind of shady alleyway, it's on you."

"Couldn't you wait to kiss me at home?"

"Please, I don't want the rain getting both of us sick. I volunteer to be tribute--take my jacket."

"Stop, stop! We're going to get in trouble, and I refuse to be yelled at because of you!"

"I am trusting you with that hand, darling. I hope my trust isn't misplaced."

"I promise I'll stay close."

"You know, I am trying to focus... but I can't deny that it doesn't feel good. Keep going, please."

"Take a small break, for me?"

"Never thought I'd have someone to sway with me in the kitchen... I'm glad I was wrong."

"You have lipstick on your cheek, here let me-- oh."

"I-- you-- where we we?"

"Kiss me, please."

"It's going to be okay, I promise."

"Let yourself cry, I'm here now. You're safe."

"You may think differently, but I love this about you."

"Every part, no matter how you feel, is amazing to me. I could spend all day explaining everything I love about you."

"You want to get to them, you go through me."

"Don't worry, I'll keep you safe."

"They're just a jerk, why don't we just go somewhere else?"

"I won't let them put their hands on you."

"I'm right here; I won't leave your side. Go back to sleep, darling."

"C'mere, I don't mind letting you sleep on me."

"Hey, leave them alone. They just fell asleep."

"Don't you dare wake them up."

"Wow, you really did your research, huh? That's amazing..."

"Next time, we can talk more about--"

"You know, you make these kinds of things not so painful, so thank you."

"Hmm... I don't whether to appreciate or complain that you're distracting me."

"I love how your pulse races for me..."

"Do I make your heart jump?"

"Come on, watch this movie with me. I promise it won't be as bad as the previous one."

"I bought this really cool game. Come and play it with me?"

"Hey, I got some food. Why don't we go eat in the kitchen for once?"

"Hrmg, I'm not moving. Don't make me."

"It's far too early for this..."

"Please, we need to get up."

"Touch me again, and I'm pushing you off the bed."

"I'm staying here, and I'm not moving. I do not care about your empty threats! Hey-- wait-- what are you doing?"

"I bought two sandwiches... by total accident, of course. Thought I might come give one of them to you, and maybe while I'm here spend some time with you, hm?"

"This... isn't doing work. But I don't think I mind."

"Thank you for joining me, love."

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Things I wholeheartedly believe Mic has said:

“You say that again, I’ll replace your windpipe with a kazoo.”

“Boil your teeth? No, those are a garnish. I’m going to boil your GUMS!”

“‘Your sunglasses are stupid’, they’re supposed make people underestimate me! Which you’re currently doing! Watch out!”

“Listen, if you don’t like my music choices, I’ll sing you a song of your choosing! Pinky promise I won’t use my quirk!”

“Why’s Aizawa always tired? Oh, that’s easy! Once he and I had a contest to see who could come up with the most unsettling threat and he’s had sleeping problems ever since!”

“‘Sleep with one eye open’? You’re going to need both of your eyes to see me coming!”

“Hey, if all of you do well on your next test, I’ll teach you how to curse in English!”

“Nedzu and I have this thing where we each try to unsettle the UA staff and, at the end of the year, we go through the tapes and whoever made them flinch the most wins!”

“God, it’ll only take like four hours. That’s child’s play!”

“Thirty minutes?! No, that’s too long!”

“No one can tell when I bring in a book with a fake title cover. No one. They just assume I’d read something called ‘ethical cannibalism’. Which yeah, I would, but that’s not the point!”

“You like my outfit? Thanks! I was trying to make it as ugly as possible!”

“Pray to whatever god that will listen that you did NOT just say what I thought you did.”

“Sometimes, I like to remind Sho that if I had been in his class, he would’ve expelled me multiple times! His reactions are great.”

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Things Overheard While Working At An Escape Room Starters (part 2)

“E=mc scared, that’s what I am right now.”

“Frick this thing!”

“Fuck!”

“Three dollars for a chocolate bar!? Are you kidding me?!”

“You’re not focused and it’s stressing me out.”

“You trying to mess with my balls?”

“I’m turning off the lights!”

“There’s a safe in the oven.”

“Wait, why are we doing math of the weekend?”

“I’m getting tired of this!”

“I need your smarts over here.”

“I don’t like these numbers.”

“That’s a lot of math.”

“What am I? I’m dead inside.”

“Oh, you don’t have a hand.”

“I’m gonna ballroom dance with the skeleton.”

“Nah, we ain’t losers.”

“How about you fucking open it?”

“It’s longer than the fucking stick!”

“Pull that bitch.”

“We gotta read the cum stains on her face.”

“I can’t see!”

“I’m gay, I’m not good at math.”

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well I’d like to see you look better after having your balls stolen Tatsu

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when one-half of the bamf otp goes "you hurt [lover's name]. you shouldn't have done that" in an eerily calm voice and proceeds to give their lover's aggressor hell before snapping their neck off, i lose. my ever-loving shit. every time. this is my ride or die. i will move mountains for this otp. i will give up my lungs

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Send in Some Symbols for Headcanons

(A bunch of headcanon asks suggested by my friends.) 😩 - Does your muse like memes? Do they like the dankest, or do they only know dead memes? 😀 - What is your muse’s favorite emoji? 🏋️ - Does your muse even lift? Do they work out at all? 💻 - How often does is your muse on their phone/their computer? What do they do? What kind of phone/computer do they have? 🤔 - What does your muse’s Google search history look like? 🐈 - How does your muse hold a cat? Do they hold it like a baby, or as far away from their person as possible? 🐕 - Would your muse try to lift a big dog to make them feel like a small dog? 🍎 - Does your muse take part in brand wars? (i.e. Apple vs Android.) 👨‍🍳 - Would your muse make pudding at 3AM because they’ve lost control of their life? 📱- How does your muse text? Do they use emojis or type everything out perfectly? 💔 - How often does your muse drop their phone? 👶 - Does your muse like babies, or do they have a strong urge yeet/kick/punch one? 🍍 - Does your muse like pineapple on pizza? If not, what’s the weirdest topping they like? 👔 - Does your muse know how to tie a tie? How did they learn? 🎮 - What genre of video game does your muse prefer? Do they even like video games? 🕶️ - Does your muse like virtual reality? Does it make them motion sick? 👊 - Would your muse fight someone in a Denny’s parking lot?

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Person A: “You look disappointed.”

Person B: “Yes, I would have much rathered you remain gagged, but I suppose we can’t always have what we want.”

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i check tumblr, like, once every 3 years lmao

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Turning Red Starters !

Taken from the 2022 Disney movie, Turning Read! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! There may be some light spoilers for some parts of the movie!

“Be careful. Honoring your parents sounds great, but if you take it too far, you’ll forget to honor yourself.”

“A very enterprising, mildly annoying young lady.”

“I am my own person. But that doesn’t mean just doing whatever I want.”

“Who are these hip-hoppers?”

“Okay, his shoulders are kind of nice, I guess. His eyes are… fine.”

“Oh, see, see! This is what happens when you don’t wear sunblock and do drugs all day!”

“You are their pride and joy, so act like it!”

“(Name), I know that this is upsetting, but we are going to get through this together.”

“(Name) is an insecure jerked. Words were changed. Slightly uncomfortable secrets were revealed. End of story.”

“I’m just really excited about math.”

“Don’t look at me! Stay back!”

“And what was a blessing became an… inconvenience.”

“I thought that if I watched you like a hawk, I’d see the signs and be able to prepare.”

“I’ve always wanted a tail.”

“It’s just some, you know, inconvenient genetic thingy that I got from my mom. I mean… It’ll go away. Eventually. Maybe.”

“We’re like a warm and fuzzy blanket.”

“Look at those glittery delinquents with there… Ugh, gyrations.”

“Mine called it stripper music. What’s wrong with that?”

“If they don’t trust us anyway, then what’s the point?”

“Forget that. I need lunch! I’m starting to blackout!”

“What’s the point of getting there if you’re too exhausted to enjoy it?”

“Are you a triangle? Because you acute!”

“Look, I’ve done you a favor keeping my mouth shut. All I’m asking is for one back.”

“It sounds like a boy-girl party. Are we allowed at boy-girl parties?”

“They just think of my love for them, and it helps them stay calm.”

“It feels so good to let it out. So free. But each time you do, the stronger it gets. And then you’ll be bound to it forever.”

“I know. But you’ve really changed, and I’m proud of you. Just don’t get rid of all of it, you know?”

“This will be a piece of cake. And mostly painless.”

“People have all kinds of sides to them, (Name). And some sides are messy. The point isn’t to push the bad stuff away, it’s to make room for it, live with it.”

“I couldn’t take losing it, but losing you guys feels even worse.”

“I like boys! I like loud music! I like gyrating!”

“Sorry, I’m not perfect! I’m sorry I’ll never be good enough! And I’m sorry that I’m not like you!”

“I’m changing, (Name). I’m finally figuring out who I am. But… I’m scared it’ll take me away from you.”

“You try to make everyone happy, but you are so hard on yourself.”

“The farther you go, the prouder I will be.”

“And I’ll beatbox. Maybe I’ll bleach my hair too!”

“And yeah, sometimes I miss how things were, but nothing stays the same forever.”

“We’ve all got an inner beast. We’ve all got a messy, weird part of ourselves hidden away. And a lot of us never let it out, but I did.”

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since i’m having a lot of fun making these quizzes, i’m just going to put them on this post, and just add to it whenever i make a new one. will link it in the pinned post so its easy to find: 

what shatters you?

how does your story end?

which flower represents you?

how do you need to be comforted? 

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🌙 E R A S E R J O K E 🌞

10 reasons to ship Eraserjoke

| 𝓘𝑭𝑨𝑵𝑪𝒀 𝒀𝑶𝑼

First argument. She crush on him. We don’t really know if she use to make those kind of jokes to other guys but well, we see Joke ask Eraser. So we don’t care about the rest !

Actually I totally understand her 🥺

Did you see that- well, next point.

| 𝓘 𝑨𝑵𝑵𝑶𝒀 𝒀𝑶𝑼

Second argument. Technically we annoy people that we appreciate so the argument that says that she doesn't really crush on him, I don't really believe it. Then, Aizawa seems to be annoyed by noisy people but also appreciates them (like all his entourage)

His reaction is everything 😭

| 𝓘 𝑨𝑴 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑳

She is a teacher just like him. Well, you will tell me that it’s not a real argument but where it is interesting is that they are both passionate about their profession. I don't know, she gave me the impression of being very serious, especially after THAT look when Aizawa proclaimed that Yuei were definitely the best.

| 𝓘 𝑪𝑨𝑵 𝑩𝑬 𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑺

Sooooo, she’s annoying sometimes but they still seem to spend most of their time conversing in a serious way with a rather good atmosphere. It was friendly

Come on and date her !

| 𝓦𝑬 𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑷𝑨𝑺𝑻

As you all know they worked in neighboring agencies and helped each other. He's so cool when he fight omg, that’s why she fell for him (actually I have a little theory that I will share with you in the end of this post)

| 𝓘 𝑨𝑴 𝑰𝑵 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑴𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑺

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Please look at this ! When he remembered his heroic career she was there 🥺 mah heart mha soooooul

| 𝓔𝑹𝑰

This is an argument. Yes. 🙄. Like ... they want her to smile ... WHY CAN’T YOU JUST CALL HER AIZAWA ? She is perfect for that role. The Joky Mama and Dadzawa for that little Eri ~~ Perfect family and you can’t tell me anything about it !

She told him : « If I was your wife your life would be filled with non stop laughter »

Maaaan, she's the woman for the job, she's meant for him now that there is Eri in his life, I am soooooorry

Definitely a proof that it will be canon !

What do you mean by it’s not real ? 🥱

| 𝓢𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑺𝑶

Do you remember that scene ?

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Well ... he just listen to her.

And that means everything !!! More seriously, it seems like they share the same values and heroic way because both have non-physical quirck.

| 𝓣𝑯𝑬𝒀 𝑯𝑨𝑽𝑬 𝑨 𝑫𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑮𝑼𝒀𝑺

Can’t wait for that training session 😭😭

I don’t care it’s a date for me.

And my LAST argument is 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

| 𝓣𝑯𝑬𝒀 𝑯𝑨𝑽𝑬 𝑨𝑵 𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑪𝑰𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑷𝑷𝑬𝑹

Thank you Mina ... thank you 🤧

| 𝓜𝒀 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑶𝑹𝒀

It’s quite simple but i think Ms Joke was a fan of Eraserhead before even knowing him. Given that he was at UA and therefore publicized (much to his misfortune) well I can't help but think that she somehow recognized herself by being given that both have non-physical quircks. Maybe he even gave her hope and vice versa.

Sorry for my english guys ! *kiss kiss kiss*

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I think we all agree that the presence of so many 'My hero academia' ships that fall into one or all of these tropes (grumpy-sunshine, introvert-extrovert, fair haired-dark haired, short-tall) is embarassing.

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AMDJAHDHDJHDHSH

this is straight up THE funniest thing i’ve ever seen

via @ijessbest​ on insta 

bonus panel: