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Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

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hrghh another long and difficult day... TUMBLR!! fetch me a photo of The Fictional Character .....

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biblically accurate ashaqarl

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child ward in search of belonging indulges in juvenile fantasies as a coping mechanism. sad!

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brynden + shiera doodles between commissionwork

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you can recognize yourself through the fictional character. but watch out

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ummmm is this yall mutual??? *picture of a trout*

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jaime slaughtering hermione granger in one of george’s livejournal fantasies 15 yrs ago or something and then half a dozen terfs leaping over the fence from hp fandom to condemn Jaime and decry George (a married man) as an incel probably one of the best things that’s happened in my life personally

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my father is the worst man alive and i am his favorite daughter

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sea, swallow me

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all who sleep below

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gf brienne

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first day as a third century prince i sneak into a castle with my team of guerrilla ironborn to minimalize casualties in hopes of impressing my family with my prowess as a battle commander but the castle i seize is so far inland that it has very little strategic value in our naval war and my men all hate it here and are considering mutiny

second day as a third century prince i gather the people of the castle who i've known since i was a child hostage and tell them to swear fealty to me with the promise of treating them well if they obey me so that they know i'll be a good lord and i can earn myself loyal grateful servants but they're disgusted by my betrayal of their original lord and they all obviously hate me

third day as a third century prince i lose track of my hostages and this creepy manservant tells me to kill two random kids to make it look like it was all my plan all along but the people of the north hate me even more now and they're preparing to retake my new castle and i don't have the forces to repel them

fourth day as a third century prince my bitch sister who is cooler and more popular than me arrives at my castle and calls me a loser and says my fashion sense is stupid. i remind her that i'm getting revenge for our dead siblings but she just laughs at me and says that i don't even know how to reave properly and all of my men like her way more than they like me. the enemy garrison is arriving soon and i have no one to help me

fifth day as a third century prince the castle advisor convinces me to surrender and take the black but i don't even know if my wardrobe has enough black clothes for me to serve cunt at the penal colony. thank god my creepy manservant is back with an army to help me out of this. wait that's weird why is he-

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hii about the character requests i would love to see euron or dany in your style 💗

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i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre