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Hey Conker! Have you kept in touch with anyone from windy? Franky? Or Rodent, maybe?

conker: im still king…………so i see them regularly…..

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Honker why the hell do you hang around Conker like a lost puppy huh?

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*claps hands* lets get some asks answered

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(To the mun, what is your favorite Rareware villain?)

ooc: favorite huh? hrmmmmmmm honestly.....i hate to say this but i enjoyed the great mighty poo, its so god damn stupid but its so iconic SJBKBFJKSBJKF

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hahahah bro what if we kissed? just kidding,,,,,,,,,unless?

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Are you still friends with Rodent Conker and what's your opinion on him Honker?

conker: rodent still bothers me from time to time, the guy can’t seem to take a hint but whatever. he’s a good guy i guess

honker: ......................

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Honker? more like HUNKer. as someone who DOES swing that way. conker my good sir,youre missing out

conker: if you want him. take him. PLEASEhonker: >:^V

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conker is a fucking angel hes done nothing wrong

you;re absolutely right. he never did anything wrong. ever. look at that, he even has a halo and everything

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Honker did ever try using a love potion on Conker?

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Honker do you try to redeemed yourself by fixing your mistake you did in the past back in pocket tales in order to get on Conker's good side?

Honker: as for how i got on his good side...

Honker: i gave him a small push.

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honker, have you ever done anything to test whether conker does or doesn't "swing that way"?

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conker: uh.......your welcome??

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honker: he says he doesnt ‘swing that way’, heh i’ll be the judge of that

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honker: he shouldn’t even be allowed to drink anymore. we drink on a regular basis but when he gets wasted i tend not to stick around, i prefer to smoke anyways.

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honker: no hard feelings right ??? conker: ...

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conker: i dont fucking know. ask him yourself !!!

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conker: does that answer your question ???