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[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Does reality bending yourself count?

How many languages do you know?

Not enough.

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

How many languages do you know?

Not enough.

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Min.

Min. Why would you go into Founder's basement.

-Ash

For five USA dollars!

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Annoying you, probably.

...longer stick

;p

[Annoyed mask noises]

What are you accomplishing from this?

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Many times, I am forced to confront the reality that some believe sex exists. I did not expect this from you, however.

I was. Drunk. I am so sorry.

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Oh, wait–

Ash, why-?

No reason.

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Ash, why-?

No reason.

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Places *NOT* to have sex on the farm

The grain silo (do u want to die)

the cow pasture (they will crowd and ruin the moment)

anywhere NEAR the hay

If I so much as touch hay I get covered in hives. Hay is not sexy. Hay is itchy.

In the hay field during baling season

Why do so many cowboy romance novelists make their sex scenes involving hay. One that’s someone’s dinner. Two you will get hives in your asshole.

In the milking parlor (come on man we have work to do)

In the chicken coop (do u want to be pecked)

In a pig pen

In the corn field 

On top of a tractor (you’ll bump something and make it run probably)

In the milk storage room (the inspector probably won’t like that)

Back seat of the farm truck (you will get stuck with a dirty needle that was probably used to lance an abscess)

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

► reblog to let your mutuals know that... YOUR RP BLOG IS NOT TIME-SENSITIVE!

...That there is NO time limit or expiration date on asks, memes or threads.

...That your partners NEVER need to feel they have to apologise for not responding to a thread or ask yet.

...That you welcome replies to "OLD" threads and memes, even if they've been sitting quietly untouched for weeks or months.

...That there is NEVER any pressure or obligation for your partners to reply until they feel the drive and enthusiasm to do so.

...That YOU will happily respond to things at YOUR OWN leisure, and you would like your partners to feel comfortable doing the same.

Not everybody enjoys running their blog this way and that's a-okay. But removing the idea that RP interactions are something that can "expire" or that the asks in your inbox have an unspoken "due-date", takes the pressure off of both your partners and yourself and can help bust feelings of stress/anxiety from the hobby. Reblog to let your partners know that you're just jazzed to receive new writing from them, whenever it comes.

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

The opposite of “bonfire” is, presumably, “malice.”

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

//OOC: Aislingcore

Ash: "Oh, I like it."

--

//OOC: Trespassercore

Tres: "I was expecting more 'no trespassing' signs."

--

//OOC: Dustycore

Dusty: "Oh, c-creepy..."

@ask-sparkly-heart @guns-and-botany @k05h3k

Tag Game

Guys over at TMA made a thing and now I'm curious on the SCP OCs so let's have some fun.

Basically, search up "[CharacterName]core" on pinterest and show the first 9 pictures.

[\\ooc:Abirtcore]

It feels nostalgic yet foreign.

[\\ooc: Simoncore]

i... didn't expect the first thing to pop up would be that. though i suppose there is some truth to the cooking too

[\\ooc: Atticuscore]

I don't like the ones in suits. I hate suits. They're so stuffy!!! And why isn't there any pink????

[Tagging: @mossthefarmer69 @probably-in-a-tree @ask-the-anomalous-linguist @earth-b0y and anyone else who wants to join! I'm just too nervous to tag people....]

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

//OOC: Aislingcore

Ash: "Oh, I like it."

--

//OOC: Trespassercore

Tres: "I was expecting more 'no trespassing' signs."

--

//OOC: Dustycore

Dusty: "Oh, c-creepy..."

@ask-sparkly-heart @guns-and-botany @k05h3k

Tag Game

Guys over at TMA made a thing and now I'm curious on the SCP OCs so let's have some fun.

Basically, search up "[CharacterName]core" on pinterest and show the first 9 pictures.

[\\ooc:Abirtcore]

It feels nostalgic yet foreign.

[\\ooc: Simoncore]

i... didn't expect the first thing to pop up would be that. though i suppose there is some truth to the cooking too

[\\ooc: Atticuscore]

I don't like the ones in suits. I hate suits. They're so stuffy!!! And why isn't there any pink????

[Tagging: @mossthefarmer69 @probably-in-a-tree @ask-the-anomalous-linguist @earth-b0y and anyone else who wants to join! I'm just too nervous to tag people....]

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Hah.

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Hm. Well, would you look at that.

I didn't see that this was an ad at first, and I thought it was Kri shitposting.

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

I didn't see that this was an ad at first, and I thought it was Kri shitposting.

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Hello!

Oh. Uh, hi. Can I help you?

-A. Gallagher