ask-thenightguards - Tumblr blog

[ask-thenightguards]

Tfw someone blocks you for actually doing nothing

[ask-thenightguards]

Ashes To Ashes - Dust To Dust

*Even with your hand on my head, Grillbz…

*I’m still BONE cold, hot stuff…

[Even in death, Sans still finds time to joke around.]

[ask-thenightguards]

Bumping up my undertale Flowey role play blog, I will probably draw the Angry flower as well in any ask I get so what are you waiting for!?

[SEEING THIS BLOG FILLS YOU WITH DETERMINATION]

[You’ve fallen quite a long way into a sea of golden flowers, only to be greeted by one with a warm beaming expression towards you as you approach.]

* Howdy! I’m Flowey, Flowey the Flower–

[The strange talking flower drops his act suddenly knowing why you’re here.]

* Ahem! Well, looks like you know what’s going on here already, don’t you?

* You I D I O T S.

[His expression has change to that of a warped and almost demonic smirk before he waves one of his leaves around towards you.]

* You’re not worth my time right now, you little flower following F R E A K S, but dependent on the paths you take, well, maybe we’ll get on JUST fine.

…

* Though I doubt that.

[You watch him suddenly disappear into the undergrowth and you’re suddenly alone in this new world filled with monsters.]

« Hi guys! I’m the mod here and I’m a roleplayable blog for Flowey, though role flexible as well, so don’t be surprised if you see me as Sans as well! Anything goes and hey, I’ll even upload tidbits of my art as well. So feel free to ask questions and send starters!~ I’ll be tracking the tag; ‘Flowey’s Mod Lookie’ -Mod M »

[ask-thenightguards]

Jesus fuck, this took forever, but have an Omega Flowey, a gift for @ehnila (Because IPhones are taking over our cities ;D)

[ask-thenightguards]

*I would come up with something good right about now

*But it wouldn't be a very Sansible idea

[ask-thenightguards]

*Mal blocks your way! *If you're following this blog for the trash meister, then you're gonna have a bad time *If you're following for the content though

[ask-thenightguards]

Ah, just in time too, we're having spaghetti Tuesday's now on a Friday.

[ask-thenightguards]

Wait, when was there 1,371 of you following me!? Jesus that's a helluva lot of people to disappoint during these months, which have been really hard lately regarding home life, but I will try and stay with you guys more

[ask-thenightguards]

I was wondering when you'd be back. I miss seeing you on my dash.

Awww!~ Come off anon for me bud, I'd like that for Christmas ;v;I sure as hell missed you guys

[ask-thenightguards]

When the admin comes back to tumblr

[ask-thenightguards]

You notice the person you follow on tumblr returns.

You are filled with DETERMINATION.

[ask-thenightguards]

Merry Christmas to you awesome person!~

Advanced Merry Christmas Everyone!!!

BATCH ONE!!!

@lalondin @sketchbunnies @lifeis-nt-wonderful @offictime @tonycrynight @amylogyroot @shawnwasabi @vivireblogs @vivilartista @ikimaru @separate-the-earth-from-fire @neko-kate-19 @reirimeku @shacklefunk @abigailmisalucha @my-cute-animals @grosser @hugdealer @fartgallery @kixwilman @dark-squishy @luvoyagin @askacavalreaper @kawaii-style-inspo @-yaoi-lover- @prinnay @fuschiafins @fairlymetalart @brostriderplushrump @christmas–skeleton @animegamerthecreator @ectobiologisteb @ask-the-strider-prince @wildstylewizard @the-technomancer @teremzi @chubsintubs @ask-oppositestuck @everythingfirealpaca @cryaotic @cruxitedowel @poke-dorable @homestuckpicturesblog @herblesbians @hsladies @homesmuck @danizntonfire @pitch-centric @godlytier @nonsettled @homestuck-arts @homestuckaesthetic @seadwellerempress @therealjacksepticeye @aradiiaa @calm-space @vriskar @fashionlovingeyes @anna-cattish @msrandombookworm @mewlinofhope @gamegrumps @fefjane @amazingphil-gifs @algrolo @homestuck-scribbles @breaking-the-meta @andromedid @fimukisza @carrececile @markiplier @xagave @danisnotonfire @clock-heart @endlessspaceuniverse @a-vodka-mutini @askprincessmanaphy @appl-juice42 @the-wolf-and-moon @springy-chan11 @bestpickup @pedantricks @phobso @astrofanatic @axylhart @back-to-the-stars-again @celestial-infinity @justbadpuns @into-theuniverse @the-imperfect-therapist @universe–stuff @denaesketch @thefirststarr @sadstuck-and-headcanons @creepyspotlight @shadowheart13 @astronomybird @just-shower-thoughts @child-of-thecosmos @robertozod @northernbeachespsychology @nebulastuff @just–space @danarune @toastyhat @gracieux-en-infiltra @sketcholivia @cost8801 @babyfuncrown @mmcoconut @seasaltinecrackers @ask-barista-tweek @twistedoccultism @askcraigg @taiwanmelay @ask-thenightguards @i-am-nono @p-aurisan @askstotchandtweak @askmarshandbroflovski @shweezyliz @66lulu @pyayaya @dav-19 @ask-chris-the-janitor @shitthesignssay @mechanical-virtuoso @incorporatedmii @ask-jere-fitzgerald

[ask-thenightguards]

Hallo, Hallo...?

“I-I think I might die… Help m-maybe?”

[ask-thenightguards]

Ik this ain't FNAF related guys But seriously This is fucking amazing I miss this creepypasta, when people weren't writing porn of him ;v;

On another note, I love this creepypasta C:

Some Lost Silver for ya’ll

[ask-thenightguards]

Rudechard - Charlestorm

undefined

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICHARD ask-the-nightshift

[ask-thenightguards]

Peter Capaldi be like; “Deal with it.”

[ask-thenightguards]

Anyone for chicken nuggets?

(ALL HAIL THE JESUS BIRB)