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Not One of Us | Daryl Dixon x Zombie!M!Reader | Imagine #2
Note: Another one of my random brain blurbs that came to me at midnight and that might turn into a series one day. This is another 2nd POV because I'm trying to get more comfortable with it but it's honestly still unfamiliar for me and I might not ever get used to it...  Also, the whole zombie thing doesn’t really make sense with the canon of TWD but I honestly don’t give a shit :3 Additionally, this is set at the end of the Prison timeline and the reader has blue eyes to signify his “zombie-ness”.
This piece isn’t proofread sorry.
Fandom: The Walking Dead
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Warnings: Gore, Angst, Death, Violence
Summary: Y/N is ambushed alongside Hershel and Michonne and taken hostage. This leads to the sudden reveal of the secret he has kept hidden for so long. 
Word count: 4,117
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It happened unexpectedly.
To tell the truth, you weren’t as vigilant as usual, most likely due to Michonne’s presence.
The woman was like an anchor, not just for Rick and Carl but for you as well. So you let your guard down and you didn’t take your Kevlar with you to protect your head from any unwanted contact. 
You ended up regretting it. Deeply.
Although you heard something snap behind you, you weren’t fast enough to turn and one hit to the back of your head and you crumbled like a puppet. And due to your nature, you stayed unconscious for quite a while...
"...take the fucker's mask off."
You blinked slowly, your eyes had yet to regain focus. You were laying on your side, your hands tied behind your back, facing the wall of what seemed to be an RV or something.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you. His whole face is badly scarred from an accidental fire. It's unsightly."
You didn’t recognize the first voice, but the second one belonged to Hershel and it didn't take you long to figure out what the two men were talking about.
Hershel's words echoed the ones you had told your friends months ago when you had tried to tell them a plausible reason to why you would never take off your black balaclava in their presence.
The fact that the old man was trying to protect your privacy warmed your heart. But it was not enough to make your anxiety disappear.
"Really? How bad can it be?"
You heard someone shuffle closer and your back tensed. You didn't know if you could stop the stranger if he wanted to unmask you. 
Your limbs still felt weak and your arms were restricted so the worst case scenario would be that the secret you had hidden for so long would be exposed. What would come after that... You had thought about it enough to know that it was probably a bullet in your forehead.
"It's really horrible, we saw it once and three of us threw up."
"You really don't want to see that" another familiar voice added.
Relief washed over you in waves. Not only because the stranger seemed to be deterred by Hershel’s words but also because Michonne was here with you. They didn't seem hurt based on Michonne's calm tone. 
This fact gave you the opportunity to think about what to do next.
Listening closely to any movement, you contemplated about what happened.
If your brain didn’t deceive you, you were ambushed by the Governor. 
The hit to your head knocked you out cold but you didn’t know for how long. The fact that you could’ve died if the hit was just a bit harder wasn’t something you could easily forget. 
It just reminded you that you should never again walk around without your helmet no matter how ridiculous it looked according to the others.
Good thing you didn’t have to worry about the heat or cold anymore.
Someone opened the door to the RV and you tried to relax to make it appear as if you were still unconscious.
“What are you doing in here?”, asked the newly arrived man and you bared your teeth.
It was indeed the Governor.
“I-I was just checking on the prisoners”, answered the other man and based on his nervous voice you guessed that he had to be pretty young.
“Go wait outside.”
You heard shuffling and the click of the RV door told you that you three were now alone with that bastard of a man. Your shouldres tensed again. If he hurt your family...
Michonne was thinking the same thing but she restrained herself from lunging at the man before her. Her hands were tied and she didn’t have any weapon. Her anger was currently unhelpful, so she tried her best to ground herself.
She watched the man with the eye patch before her closely as he tilted his body to check you out. 
When your capturers pushed you into the AV, she had to watch how they roughly dumped your body on the bed.
The fact that they had to carry your limp body throughout their treck towards the RV and how they manhandled you like a dead person scared her. 
It didn’t seem normal that you were unconscious for that long. This combined with your insistence of wearing that military helmet all day long made her question if you had known that this could happen if you were hit on the head.
Her thoughts turned even more anxious but she ignored it. There was nothing that she could do in her current state.
“I see he’s still out cold.”
Hershel visibly frowned and she clenched her hands into fists.
“You hit him quite hard.” 
The tone of the old man next to her was neutral but his eyes showed disapproval and she knew that the doctor of their community was worried about your state as well. If he could he would be by your side right now, checking for any damage at the back of your head. 
Philip Blake barely acknowledged his words. Instead he grabbed something in his pocket and presented it to them.
“You should eat. It’s gonna be a long day”
She took the food ration without thanking him and he turned away and continued to talk:
“Nobody’s gonna hurt you.”
Michonne almost snorted but she held herself back, now was not the time to be antagonistic towards the man who captured them. Hershel would do the talking and hopefully they would come to an agreement.
“I’m sorry but I can’t believe that. What you did with Y/N... You already hurt him.”
The Governor sat on the couch and rifled through the first aid-kit there.
“That was a necessary act. He’s too skilled. We didn’t want him to start a fight.”
Michonne knew he was right. You would’ve found an opportunity to attack during the treck to the RV and it probably wouldn’t have ended well.
In the back of the van, you were burning with anger. 
When I get out of these cuffs...
But the opportunity didn’t come.
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They took Michonne, Hershel and you to the prison. Not together however, they knew it was safer to keep you separated. They dragged you out of the RV first and you couldn’t speak to your friends.
Just a quick “You okay?” from Michonne when she saw that you were awake when they dragged you away and you responded with a nod, that was all that you could exchange before you got shoved out of the RV. 
They led you to a blue truck and forced you into the backseat. Your hands were still tied behind your back so you leaned forward as if you were in pain. 
“Are we going to the prison?” you asked the driver though you knew the answer already.
“Don’t fucking talk to me!” was his response and the man tapped his pistol on the steering wheel. He seemed nervous. Like you.
You knew what the Governor’s goal was. And you had the bad feeling that not all of you would make it out alive.
With growing anxiety you watched how Michonne and Hershel were led out of the RV and to the back of a red car. 
You didn’t know if you would survive until the next day but one thing was for sure, you would protect your family. 
And hey, you already died once, right? How bad could the second turn be?
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When you arrived at the prison, the cars lined up next to the tank and you had to watch helplessly how they shot a round at the building from the M60 Patton. 
The fact that these bastards were using military property against your friends and your base made you grind your teeth in anger.
The explosion of the tank’s main gun’s cartridge interrupted Daryl’s and Rick’s talk with Tyreese inside of the prison and the three of them hurried outside to see what the hell was going on.
They met the others whose eyes were already fixed on the six cars that flanked the tank, on which Philip Blake, the Governor was standing. 
Daryl registered in the back of his head that neither you nor Michonne were present. But his focus snapped back to man with the eyepatch who was calling for Rick.
He glanced at his friend at whom he had been angry just a few hours before, but now he trusted him to solve this. The man always knew how to fix things. And if he didn’t, Daryl was there to help him to clean up the aftermath.
He shielded his eyes against the sun to check out the men and women who stood opposite of their prison fence. 
All of them held weapons in their hands and he wasn’t the only one who knew that luck wasn’t particularly on their side.
“It’s not up to me!”, Rick shouted, “there’s a council now! They run this place!”
The Governor’s response made Daryl’s stomach drop. And the sharp inhale of the Greene sisters signalled him that they were definitely at a disadvantage now.
One of the Governor’s followers, a woman stepped towards a red car and lead the doctor of their community towards the front of the tank where she made the old man kneel.
“What about Michonne?” the Governor taunted and Daryl could feel the anger pulsating from Rick beside him when the woman who had become like a mother to Carl was led out of the car, her hands tied behind her back. 
She got shoved to the ground next to Hershel.
Rick opened his mouth and almost at the same time as the Governor he spoke:
“I don’t make decisions anymore!”
“And what about fucking Y/N L/N?”
Daryl’s breath stopped for a second when he saw how a man forced you out of a blue truck and dragged you next to Hershel. 
You still wore your dark green cargo pants combined with the black combat shirt that you wore a few days ago and your face was still hidden by the black balaclava. You didn't seem to have any visible injuries but that didn't stop Daryl's chest from constricting.
You got shoved to the ground, Hershel knelt next to you and he appeared to ask you something. 
Of course, they were too far away to hear anything but the man behind you kicked you and you toppled over. Michonne leaned towards you but the woman behind her grabbed her to stop her from moving and you ended up getting dragged into an upright position again by the fucker who hurt you just seconds before.
Daryl stepped up to the fence but Rick held up his hand. Their eyes met and the other nodded slowly.
The archer breathed in deeply. There was nothing he could do right now, he had to leave it to Rick. He mimicked the gesture and his eyes didn’t leave your form while Rick turned towards his son and mumured a few words.
Then he walked towards the fence and Daryl helped him open the gate that separated the court from the field with the outer fence.
All eyes were on Rick as he slowly made his way down to the fence line.
You watched him as well with clenched fists. But your eyes wandered behind him and you found Daryl’s form immediately. He seemed to watch you too but he was too far away to actually tell though.
The archer had turned into your closest friend in the last few months and although you two got off on the wrong foot at first, your relationship was now different. It had turned into something dangerous even and in the last few days you had avoided him. 
The growing tension between you had led to more body contact and you were scared that he would find out how cold your body was even through the many layers of clothing that you wore, what that meant.
You liked him, yes. 
Fuck, you liked him more than you should and the fact that you couldn’t be together was hurting you more than you thought it would.
But the insurmountable fact was that you were dead and he was alive. 
Your body was slowly rotting away while his would remain.
You knew that there was so much more that separated you, that made it impossible for you to tell him about your feelings, but on the other hand you felt awful that you couldn’t tell him.
Somehow you knew that today would change things forever and you regretted all of your actions.
If only...
Rick stopped in front of the inner fence, the former police officer's eyes glued on Michonne and Hershel. 
They exchanged a look and you smiled weakly when his eyes met yours, not that it could be seen through the cloth that shielded your face from curious looks.
Don't worry about me you tried to tell the older man with your eyes.
It didn’t look like he deciphered the meaning though.
The position of kneeling with a guard behind your back gave you a sense of déjà vu. 
Only that a few years ago, you had been the one who shoved people down on their knees during negotiations. Back then, you thought what you were doing was the right thing. 
The Governor was probably thinking that too right now.
But he was wrong. And you would make sure that he knew that.
-
The negotations began and Daryl was pacing at the gate, watching Rick and you. 
The man who had ignited something in him in the last few weeks was kneeling with a straight back, his head facing straight ahead. 
He could almost see your defiant eyes and he smiled grimly before turning towards Sasha and Tyreese, trying to plan a way out of this situation.
He distributed the guns to Bob, Maggie and the others, all while trying to calm the storm of thoughts in his mind.
Rick was in danger. Hershel, Michonne, you were in direct line of fire. The Governor was a crazy son of a bitch and who knew what he would do if negotiations failed.
Suddenly shots were fired and he and Carl raised their weapons immediately, watching how the Governor killed some appearing walkers. 
Rick witnessed how Hershel jumped in surprise and fear settled in his stomach. 
What was he doing here? Could he really talk this maniac out of shooting them down like pigs?
His eyes found yours and once again he was surprised how calm you looked behind the black makeup that covered the only skin that wasn’t hidden behind any kind of clothing. 
But now that he stood closer to you, he realised that there wasn’t exactly calmness in your eyes, there was certainty. But he didn’t know what kind. That you would die? That you would protect your friends?
Your eyes found his and you blinked slowly and he knew.
Gulping he turned to the governor.
“We can all live together”, he began and he wasn’t exactly pleading but it sure felt like it. 
That certainty in your eyes haunted him. He didn’t want it to happen. He couldn’t let it happen. Not when his son and daughter were living in the building behind him. 
The Governor shut him down almost immediately.
No, no, no... echoed in his mind as he continued to talk. No, no, no!! when his talk of peace turned into threats. They wouldn’t leave. Either they live together or die. No, fuck, please!
The frown on the Governor’s face deepened and Rick watched with growing dread how the man grabbed Michonne’s katana and held it against Hershel’s throat. 
The shift in the atmosphere was almost tangible and the stares of the people behind him burned into his back. His shoulders sagged, the expectation of saving lives weighed heavily on him but he couldn’t crumble now.
His mouth tripped over his own thoughts but he formulated them into sentences and tried to plead with the other men and women who Philip had brought here. 
Not all of them looked like they followed him with 100% faith. If only he could persuade some of them... If only he could persuade the Governor...
“I know we all can change.”
Hershel smiled at him and in that moment a thought bloomed in Rick’s head.
“Liar.” 
It was as if time was suspended for a moment when the Governor’s face distorted and he took a swing, only for you to lunge at him.
Rick, Michonne, Carl, Daryl, Maggie, Beth, Bob, Sasha, Tyreese and the people who Philip brought with himself bore witness how the katana slashed across your chest and then sunk into Hershel’s neck only to get stuck because of the missing force behind the swing. 
For a milisecond everyone was frozen but then screams erupted, Maggie's pained wails drowned out her sister's and Carl began shooting, hitting the Governor in the arm,   forcing him to let go of the blade that was still stuck in Hershel’s neck.
His father screamed furiously and began to shoot as well while retreating behind the fallen bus.
Daryl blinked and watched in horror how you slumped over, your body crumpled like a puppet and you fell over almost in sync with Hershel.
Pain erupted in Daryl’s chest, combined with the clawing fury in his throat, and he grunted and let himself get taken over by the pain of losing you.
-
The moment the Governor left his position on the tank you knew your group was doomed. 
Had it been any other guy beside the Governor, Rick’s words might have reached them but that bastard was already too far gone. 
Throughout the talk you had nestled around with the sole of your combat boots. It was hard to find the small slit you had created in the rubber months prior, but your fingers soon found the tip of the razor blade you hid in there. 
The guy behind you was listening closely to Rick’s words so you had the chance to start working on cutting your restraints.
But it took too long. 
The moment you saw the Governor move his hand, you moved subconsciously. 
Your hands were still tied, so the best you could do is try to headbutt him before he could end his swing but although you used your body as a weapon, it still wasn’t enough to weaken his swing and the katana sunk into Hershel’s throat.
Blood spurt from the wound onto your face and you fell over. Blinking, you tried to get rid of the liquid in your eyes.
You didn’t feel any pain but you had lost your balance and now laid face down in the dirt. 
Gunfire erupted over you and you heard screams and cries of pain. 
You were numb.
Lifting your head you saw Hershel just a few feet away from you and you pushed your body towards him. Michonne’s katana was gone, you didn’t give a shit though. 
Crawling over the grass you reached him and with a bit of an effort you forced your hands apart, tearing through the nylon of your restraints. 
“Hershel-”, you breathed, forcing yourself into a kneeling position to lean over the man who was drowning in his own blood. He gargled and sputtered and you knew it was only a matter of seconds until he was dead. 
A howl gathered at the back of your throat.
“I-”
Before you could say anything a familiar blade pierced your chest from behind. 
“You bastard-”
You blinked and rose to your feet. The man behind you tore the katana out of  your body with a squelsh and you turned to face him. The Governor looked at you, then the lack of blood on the blade. 
“You- what are-”
Before he could continue, your hands found his throat and you flung his body against the side of the tank like he wasn’t a grown man but a mere puppet. 
His head collided with the tank with a loud thud and he wheezed in pain. Your fingers digged into his skin and he couldn’t breathe. With a howl you knocked his head against the tank again and again and a bloody smear began to form on the metal. 
He clawed at your hands but you held onto him with a vice-like grip and he ended up grabbing your head. 
In your anger you ignored how he pulled on your balaclava and ended up tearing it off your head. 
His pained expression changed into one of shock but before he could say anything you heard a shout from behind you over the continuing gunfire and you lost your balance for a second. 
You turned around and came face to face with the guy who sat next to you in the truck. The one who asked about your non-existent face scars from a fire. He held a smoking assault rifle in his hands. You turned your head back to the governor. His body was limp in your hands and his dark blue shirt was dyed black with blood.
“What the fuck-”, began the other guy but you interrupted him by hurling the governor’s dead body at him and then charging at him in anger. 
The man toppled over, the dead body to heavy for him to carry and within a second you were on him and grabbing a fistful of his hair you bashed his hand repeatedly onto the ground. 
Since you were essentially standing on grass it ended up taking a while to kill him but you didn’t care. You grabbed his assault rifle and put a bullet through his head when his body started to move again and then you sent another spray of bullets into the tank who had begun to move towards the fence. 
Some guys stood behind the tank and they spotted you.
“Look out!”
“Fuck, what-?!”
You mowed them down without hesitation, in your ears only a low humming sound.
You don’t hurt my family. You don’t hurt what’s mine.
-
On the other side of the battlefield stood a certain archer frozen.
Daryl gave Rick fire cover as soon as the man was behind the fallen bus. He concentrated his fire on the shooters who stood on the cars and witnessed how Michonne moved herself out of the line of fire. 
He was glad she was safe, but that feeling was only a twinge in his side, overshadowed by the loss he felt when he saw you fall to the ground, certain that you had died.
There hadn’t been a lot of blood but he couldn’t really judge that from the distance and your body had remained motionless on the ground. 
He couldn’t look at you.
So he didn’t. He fired at the cars at the left side of the tank and exhaled shakily, Maggie’s bellow of sadness in his ears.
He bit his lip so hard it started to bleed and the metallic smell forced bile up his throat. 
Carl next to him paused shooting and his quiet “Huh?” stopped Daryl in his tracks. He followed the boy’s line of sight and watched silently how a figure he knew all too well knelt over the dead body of Hershel, only to be impaled by Michonne’s katana. 
Daryl’s brain couldn’t process that you weren’t dead after all, because now you certainly were. The blade pierced your upper torso but you rose to your feet like nothing happened. Even when the Governor tore out the katana, you didn’t falter.
A moment passed between you and the other and in the next, you flung the man around with an inhumane force. 
Daryl lowered his rifle, even though at the back of his head, he knew that right now certainly wasn’t the moment to do so but his eyes were fixed on you.
You didn’t seem like a person he knew. 
At first he thought you had turned into a walker, the way you lunged once more at the governor, your hands outstretched as if you were ready to take a bite out of him. But instead your hands began to choke the man.
Daryl knew that anger could give someone enough adrenaline to perform seemingly impossible tasks but the way you manhandled the Governor, a guy who possibly weighed around 165 lbs, it didn’t seem human at all. 
And he was right.
When walkers began to flood through the fences that were taken down by the tank and Daryl had a moment to turn back, he saw you. 
You, standing amongst the advancing masses of walkers. He knew it was you because you looked straight at him and the black smear of makeup around your eyes gave you away. 
Beth grabbed his arm.
“We have to go!”
You lifted two fingers and performed a little salute. Walkers passed you to continue the onslaught on the prison.
And in that moment he realized that you were different. 
You’re not one of us.
He lifted his crossbow.
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unadulterated-syd · 2 years
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Warnings: Mention of death, nothing heavy. Prison-Carl and reader. Un-edited
Synopsis; Just some fluff. I wish Carl was my best friend irl, so I write instead.
A/n: Sorry for so much Carl writing he's just comfort rn so. :) <3
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What was the point? It breaks out. Things change. Your mom was gone, your father barely alive by now, a war created for no reason. A fight you wished would've ended before it began. But it didn't.
Life wasn't that easy, especially not now. All you needed to do was stay close to those who meant anything to you.
But you hadn't realized how broken this could leave you. When you'd watched him take your fathers life before you, all you could do was sob. It was loss, after loss. You couldn't bare another one.
But as the prison was ruined you were separated with Rick, and Carl. You being the one to find Judiths empty babyseat. Their reactions only made it all more surreal. This was the end, wasn't it.
Rick was badly injured, which led you all in a hurry to scramble for a secure place. Carl was angry, that much was rather obvious. Rick was defeated, you knew he blamed himself.
Sometimes it felt like he gave up on himself, that's why Carl resented him so much. Rick gave up, and Carl was left to build himself back up without his dad. You got both sides, really.
You settled in, you and Carl clearing the place after convincing Rick to rest. You'd been fortunate to find a small first aid kit, which you'd given to him.
And, after barricading everything the three of you decided resting was best, Rick sleeping on the couch after lots of convincing, whilst you and Carl sat on the floor in front of it.
You could feel his eyes on you, you didn't want to talk about your dad, and he didn't want to talk about Judith. But, you both knew it was healthy to. And you'd rather it'd be between the two of you, than someone else.
You and Carl had gotten along well, really well in fact. The two of you were close friends by now, you both being close to the same age, and having similar experiences by now.
You'd been lucky to be sheltered, but you'd been the only one to tell your sisters and dad that the walkers needed put down. You knew that biters were no longer the people they once were, you couldn't be in denial if it was something that could kill you.
But, you'd both lost your moms, though you'd argue Carl's experience must've been horrifically different. Your dads both put everyone before them, it was something you both struggled with. You were similar. He got you, and you got him.
You sighed, looking at Rick, who was fast asleep now. You then, turned to face Carl, meeting his eyes. "Are you okay?" You felt your face falter as you asked the question.
"No. But you aren't either." He said shrugging, looking you up and down, before looking at his hands, folded in between his bent knees. "Do you think everyone's okay?"
You looked at his hands, "No. But I hope they are. My dad would've told me to pray now." You laughed weakly, Carl smiling at that. "I guess you aren't going to then?"
"God, no." You smiled, it fading as you thought about Maggie and Beth. You hoped they were okay, them and Judith, and Glenn and Daryl, and everyone. Your family.
"Yeah, I never really believed in that stuff." He shrugged. "Me neither, definitely not now." You continued, looking away from his hands. "Even if god was real, he'd owe us an apology now." He nodded, "Yeah."
"Do you want to talk about it?" He looked at you again, continuing on your previous conversation. "About my dad? No. Maybe. I don't know." You sighed, looking at him to see a smile on his face. "What?"
"You're weird, that's all. " He said, shrugging, before slumping down more, pushing Rick's hat further down over his face. "We should probably sleep. We can be boring tomorrow." He joked.
"Yeah, alright." You sat up a bit, leaning your back against the couch as you found a comfortable spot to sleep. Finally, your stirring slowed down and you fell asleep.
The next morning you woke up to sunlight hitting your face, the most blissful way you'd awoken since the beginning of all this. You looked to your side, seeing Carl and Rick still fast asleep.
You quietly got up, careful not to disturb them as you did so. You made your way through the backdoor, moving the furniture from it before doing so. You shut the door carefully, walking to the steps as you sat down on them. You enjoyed mornings, you couldn't believe you used to sleep through them so often.
Time only began to matter when you couldn't tell it, it only mattered when life was barely livable. You recalled a lot of things you'd always taken for granted, including your dad. He had been such a great soul, if only evil had refrained from taking him.
His kindness would be the death of him, really. And that's what made you regret the people you walked the planet with. There was only so much good left, and you were just glad to be with some of that good.
You heard rustling in the house, you quickly moved your hand to your thigh, pulling your knife from its holder before standing up. You opened the door, quickly worried for Rick and Carl. But, as soon as you opened the door you found yourself staring down the barrel of a gun.
"Y/n?" Carl sighed, putting his gun down. "Carl, what the hell?" You whisper shouted at him as you put your knife away, giving him time to slip out the backdoor and shut it back. "I woke up and you were gone, I was just trying to find you."
He slid his gun back in its holster, before looking back at you, "What are you doing out here anyway?" He pushed his hat down slightly, so he could see through the sunlight. "It was just nice out, sorry I scared you."
"I was going to go search for food and stuff, you wanna come?" He looked at you, as he began walking down the porch steps. "Yeah, is your dad up?" "No."
You followed him around, both of you going through little obstacles here and there, but overall living to tell the tale. Your day ended on a roof, with a huge can of pudding.
"Beth would've killed us if she saw us up here." Carl grinned, looking at you as he ate a spoonful of pudding. "Oh my god we'd never hear the end of it." You agreed, chuckling at him.
"I know.. this all sucks and everything, but, I mean. I'm glad we met, Carl. You make it more.. worth it I guess?" You looked out over the other houses, hoping it didn't become awkward. "Me too. I mean, but you." He smiled, "Don't get too sappy, we have like.. a lot more pudding."
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kawotari · 4 months
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Merry christmas @splashzix ‼️
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shtetlcore · 1 year
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It’s Chanukah, and Hershel of Ostropol needs to outsmart a string of goblins who are trying to stop him from lighting the candles. On the final night, he must face the King of the Goblins himself.
Anon’s great-grandmother Babushka Riva grew up in a shtetl outside Vinnytsia. She changed her name on her passport twice and used it to lie about her age. She worked in a liquor store so she learned all the swear words but the only time she swore was when she lost her dentures. She claimed the mice took them, and wouldn’t you know it, she was right. She fed the squirrels in her yard so much that you could tell them apart from other squirrels because they were so fat. She probably had an affair but nobody knows with whom and nobody will ever know. When she died, she had “well, that’s that” written on her gravestone.
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perky89 · 9 months
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WILL GOOGLE DOCS STOP AUTO CORRECTING "HERSHEL" TO "HERSCHEL"
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the-toybox-general · 7 months
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Throwing some art I've done ( mostly ) for @romancetickets ! ! ! Some finally finished art I've been owing them and a chibi I threw in just because I want to practice my chibi work again hehe... the other two are my guys! They're labeled appropriately ヾ( ̄▽ ̄) !!!
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galaxymindart · 3 months
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soooo i recently got into Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective thanks to my sister so i decided to draw him
spoilers for the game btw
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i imagine he's kinda like Danny Phantom except instead of being half human half ghost Sissel can be more physical or more ghost and he can also turn into a cat if he wants to sneak around but doesn't care about being seen
i plan on drawing a picture of Sissel being a ghost but making himself visible to freak them out body horror style(i had this idea during the "prison break" part of the game)
and Phoenix and Joe are there because 1. they're also Capcom and 2. i like the idea of Sissel, Phoenix and Joe knowing each other. and Hershel's there because he crossed over with Phoenix
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simsnot · 10 months
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HES SO CUUUUUTEEEE
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weenierufu · 8 months
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I DREW A GOOD HANDFUL OF OCS AGAIN :3C
I lovea them all...........
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lilmish · 8 months
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my son
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futurebird · 9 months
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:: “The Pentagon people are disgusted with this entire situation. First contact with the first verifiably intelligent aliens we’ve encountered and who are we sending? A second rate peacenick academic!”
I was momentarily distracted from the whole “disgusted pentagon” issue by the sheer insolence of the direct (if somewhat true) insult about my career.
“Um excuse you!” I said, angrily.
“I didn’t say anything you haven’t told me yourself!” Hershel was really horribly worked up— but, I stuck to nursing my pride.
“Well, I don’t care if I did tell you! What kind friend calls you ‘second rate’?”
“The kind who is trying to save your life. These military types don’t play. Do you realize I just had to talk them out of assassinating you? I still haven’t gotten them of their second favorite idea.”
“Assassinate-- Second idea!?” “They still think it’d be 'prudent' to brainwash you.” "Brainwash me!" "The good news is: I don't really think they know how to do that yet."" "I thought they worked it out in the 1970s." "No, oh no... though not for lack of trying." "OK. I guess I'd better try to pay attention to whatever you're trying to tell me." "Wow." "Don't look hurt. I'm listening!" "Alright. What it comes down to is intelligence. Ever since they realized that Myrmecos isn't like the Slug Planet and the Bat Planet, that is, ever since they've realized that there are creatures there with minds and culture and economies and... most important armies--" "They were shocked that ants would have armies?" I said with a derisive laugh. "I mean, yes. I think the other first contact planets put them on their back foot a little." "But, anyone who knew anything at all about ants would know that they love their armies." "I don't think these military guys know much of anything about anything but munitions and battle plans." "Why do we even have an army? There hasn't been a war for ages. And everyone hates war!" "That's just what I mean. You aren't their ideal candidate." "I'm still not seeing what the army has to do with picking a candidate to visit the Ant Planet." Hershel was getting frustrated again. He took a deep breath. "Listen. If the ants have armies that's the kind of thing that the Pentagon finds ... very alarming. They would much rather have someone go who can asses the size of their forces, who can give the proper sort of perspective." "Like a spy?" "God no." "So I can't be a spy?" "No. No spies." "Are they going to say I can't go?" "No. I don't think they have any choice in the matter." "Then why are you telling me all of this?" I laughed which caused Hershel to get a little red-faced, but he managed to recover. "I'm. Telling you. This. Because. It would be. Prudent. To make some agreeable gestures to show. That you understand. The importance. The Military Importance. Of this mission." "I'm on a mission now?" I was excited. Doing a research trip was one thing... but a proper mission sounded much more exciting. "No! Or rather, yes. But, not officially yes." Hershel looked like he was going to cry "I don't know." He went on. "Can you just... just..." "Yes!" I said saluting. "Just... No. No, don't salute. Listen, we'll talk more about this later." Hershel rubbed his eyes then huffed off. When he was gone I smiled quietly to myself. He was so easy to work up.
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bewilderingbog · 8 months
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um um u m............ i just think they're neat
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meravalemoi · 8 months
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never getting over the walking dead. because what do you mean you made characters love eachother and become like family and build relationships just to kill them off and make the survivors vengeful for a time but ultimately have to deal and move on and have little to no time to grieve. what
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kawotari · 11 months
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Layton redraw collab with @spidyjade !! (go see her Luke or Hershel will come for you... with puzzles of course)
(original artwork under the cut)
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shtetlcore · 1 year
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Shtetl Swag Competition Round 2
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Round 1 | Masterpost
ROUND 2:
1. The Golem of Prague vs. The Little Goat WINNER: GOLEM
2. Leah (The Dybbuk) vs. The Rabbi WINNER: THE RABBI
3. Manke (God of Vengeance) vs. Tevye (Fiddler) WINNER: TEVYE
4. The Wooden Shul vs. The Klezmer WINNER: THE KLEZMER
5. Yentl/Anshl vs. Dybbukim WINNER: YENTL/ANSHL
6. The Feldsher vs. The Zogerke WINNER: THE FELDSHER
7. Hershel of Ostropol vs. Anon’s Great-Grandmother Babushka Riva WINNER: BABUSHKA RIVA
8. The Wise Men of Chelm vs. And They Were Chevrusas WINNER: CHEVRUSAS
Polls are tagged as "shtetl swag competion"
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skepticalarrie · 1 year
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just saw this thoughts?
Hi! Yeah, that’s a thing. Way back, Harry used to call Jeff Jerome and Jeff called Harry Hershel. I think Harry went by Hershel Azoff in some situations. I’m adding the full picture below, and I’m assuming the second one is from behind the scenes of LOT. I didn’t know he was still going by that name! It’s interesting
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