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I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

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Some days I fall apart, like this cardboard cutout.

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Oooh, I like this 🤩

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Me @ Hux and Kylo 24/7

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Time to shine my armor.

*grumbles*

I really need to hire someone to do it for me. I killed the last ones for negligence because THEY SCRATCHED MY ARMOR PERMANENTLY.

*shudder*

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Party time 💕

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what do you like about girls?

their evil ways

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You truly are a scary and glamorous lady

🥰

That’s what I’m going for. Good to see I achieved it.

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Hungry for more asks. I DEMAND YOU OBEY.

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All my relationships in a nutshell. *eyes Hux*

kiss and make up? no. stab and make out.

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What do you think of Pudge?

She looks tasty.

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Anyone can be evil on my blog ❤️

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss

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They taste like dicks.

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Me: Fuck men, I don’t need ‘em.

Me: *looks at Kylo and Hux arguing at the top of their lungs*

Me: Especially not THESE men, in particular.

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When I found out Hux and Kylo were dead:

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Sometimes I miss Hux.

Then I remember his favorite ‘cologne’ smelled like Millicent’s fur and I’m glad he’s gone.

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Why is there no new content of me? Why must all the glory go to my dead colleagues?

I AM GLORIOUS AND THERE IS NOTHING STOPPING ME.