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( * There are no skeletons in his closet, only fashion. )

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(labrodory... omg...) are you the only one handling the explosion mr. papyrus? where is everyone else? it's a good thing no other explosions are happening!

* ( YES, THE RUMBLING DOES APPEAR TO HAVE STOPPED, THANKFULLY. ) * AND NO! NOT AT ALL! * I AM SURE YOU WILL BE RELIEVED TO KNOW THAT EVERYONE IS ON THE CASE! * ( ER, EVERYONE SANS ONE, THAT IS. )

* MS. YELLOW DINOSAUR REQUESTED THAT I COME WITH TO SURVEY THE DAMAGES ON THE UPPER FLOOR. * THE OTHERS SHOULD STILL BE DOWNSTAIRS.

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Well why thank you for asking back :> my day has been very hot and humid but I bet that’s something you know all about considering where the lab is xD

* OF COURSE! I AM, AFTER ALL, A SKELETON OF IMPECCABLE MANNERS!

* BUT INDEED, THE INESCAPABLE HEAT OF THE SURROUNDING MAGMA LAKE IS! QUITE FAMILIAR! IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING SIMILARLY VOLCANIC WEATHER, REMEMBER:

* STAY HYDRATED! (ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT IF YOU ARE A FISH)! * REMAIN IN THE SHADE! * CHECK ON YOUR FAMILY PETS! * DO NOT TOUCH THE LAVA! (ALSO VERY IMPORTANT FOR FISH!!)

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what kinda jokes DO You like, then?

* PERHAPS SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE...

* HUMERUS! * ( NYEH HEH HEH! )

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[ Theme and next page navigation should now be working correctly! If anyone has any more trouble with it please let me know! c: ]

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To the mod. I noticed a problem with navigating on this blog. When I'm reading through the posts, when I scroll down far enough, pages stop loading despite there being more posts to go through. This also happens with the chronological link. And I don't see something saying next page to click on if that's supposed to be happening. I don't know if it's connected to your theme or not, but you may need to look into it so that people won't have to constantly use your archive to locate older posts.

[ Oh! Thank you sm for letting me know! There's supposed to be a "next page" button on the sidebar, but you're right in that it doesn't seem to be showing up, hm. I'll try and see if I can fix it! Sorry for the trouble ^^'' ]

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Papyrus, what's your favorite food?

* WHY, ONLY THE GREATEST OF FINE CUISINE FOR THE GREATEST OF ME(S)! THE ANSWER COULD NOT BE SIMPLER AND MORE OBVIOUS!

* IT’S OATMEAL!

* ( WITH THOSE COLOURFUL EGG THINGS! )

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yo papyrus why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? because it's pointless. why can't a bicycle stand on its own? because it's 2 tired. what do you call a shoe made out of a banana? a slipper. what happens when a frog's car breaks? it gets toad. what does a skeleton tile his roof with? shin-gles. i'll be back with more hilarious jokes later.

* I’VE CHANGED MY MIND!!!!!!!!

* TODAY IS THE WORST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So, why do you want us to send you queries? Is this part of an experiment, or is this just a fun project you're working on? Also, more importantly, how is your day goin? I hope your day is as great as you are!

* WELL, YOU SEE - WE USUALLY USE THIS RECORDER FOR RECORDING.

* ( THE TESTS, THAT IS. )

* HOWEVER! IT WOULD SEEM AMIDST THE CHAOS IT HAS... TURNED ITSELF ON? AND... STARTED STREAMING?????

* NATURALLY, I TOOK IT UPON MYSELF TO GREET YOU, SMALL HORDE OF ODD, GREYFACED OBSERVERS, AND TO ANSWER YOUR MANY QUESTIONS OF NO DOUBT ABSOLUTELY CRITICAL IMPORTANCE.

* ( AS FOR THE LATTERMOST PART: THANK YOU, RANDOM CITIZEN! I SUPPOSE ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, TODAY COULD BE WORSE. TRULY, IT IS A CHALLENGE TO HAVE A BAD DAY WHEN YOU ARE AS GREAT AS I. ) * ( I HOPE YOURS IS GREAT AS WELL. )

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Hello Papyrus, how has your day been going so far?

* GREETINGS, UNDERNET STRANGER! * TODAY HAS BEEN... DECIDEDLY! MORE EXCITING! THAN ANTICIPATED! * BUT AS EVER IT IS NOTHING THAT I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CANNOT HANDLE! * . . . * HOW’S YOURS?

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Oh goodness! What exploded?

* AH... ER... W- WELL, YOU SEE--

* WE WERE ONLY RUNNING SOME VERY STANDARD AND BORING AND ENTIERLY UNREMARKABLE TESTS ON THE CORE'S POWER OUTPUT, WHEN THINGS GOT A BIT MORE... EXPLOSION-Y THAN THEY USUALLY DO. * NOW PARTS OF THE LABRODORY IS IN SOMETHING OF A D- DISARRAY.

* B- BUT! FEAR NOT! EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL! * THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO NEED FOR ANYONE TO WORRY! * AT ALL! * ESPECIALLY ME!

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Hey Papyrus, what sort of experiments do you do and who usually leads them?

* AHA! YET ANOTHER SPLENDID QUERY!

* AS SCIENTISTS, WE ARE RELIED UPON TO DISCOVER NEW AND EXCITING WAYS TO IMPROVE THE LIVES OF ALL THE MONSTERS IN THE UNDERGROUND!

* NATURALLY, THIS REQUIRES VIGOROUS AMOUNTS OF EXPERIMENTING (USUALLY WITH MAGIC, MACHINERY, MONSTER PHYSIOLOGY, OR ALL OF THE ABOVE IN VARIOUS PUZZLING CONFIGURATIONS.)

* THESE TESTS ARE RUN BY... WHOEVER! OUR RESIDENT EXPERT IS ON THE SORT OF SCIENCE INVOLVED!

* THAT TYPICALLY KEEPS THINGS FROM SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING. * OR, ER, MOSTLY.

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Papyrus you look cute.

* . . .

* T- THANK YOU, UNDERNET STRANGER!

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[ ooc note: If your question’s not yet been answered, never fear! Several questions have been recieved, answered, and are presently sitting in the queue. They will be posted periodically as so to not clog up anyone’s dash! ]

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(scientific voice) what's going on here, papyrus? what're you doing? i like your shirt!

* AHA! I SEE YOU ARE A SKELETON OF IMPECCABLE TASTES AS WELL. * THE GREAT PAPYRUS GRACIOUSLY ACCEPTS YOUR COMPLIMENTS! * AS FOR THE OTHER QUESTION: * I AM THE ROYAL LABORATORY’S JUNIOR ENGINEER! * (THOUGH CURRENTLY I AM RUNNING DAMAGE CONTROL.)

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Well, for the first official query, who are the members of The Science Team?

* EXCELLENT QUESTION, MY ANONYMOUS GREY-FACED COOL-GUY FRIEND! * WHY, THE ROYAL LABORATORY IS HOME TO ONLY THE GREATEST OF SCIENTIFIC MINDS IN ALL OF THE UNDERGROUND, AND I WOULD BE POSITIVELY DELIGHTED TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING THAT I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, KNOW ABOUT THEM!

* THERE ARE 8 MONSTERS ON THE TEAM AS OF CURRENT! * THERE’S DR. FLEDGER, THE MAGIBIOLOGIST-- * -- AH! WAIT! * PERHAPS I SHOULD’VE STARTED WITH THE ROYAL SCIENTIST (WHO! NATURALLY! NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION!) * AND THEN OF COURSE THERE’S THE ROYAL ENGINEER (ME) (NOTE: NOT YET THE ROYAL ENGINEER!) * (NOTE 2: RECENTLY APPRENTICED TO THE SITTING HEAD ENGINEER, MR. C-- )

* (C- CALZONE ???)

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it says [0] days since last incident in the bio, what kinda incidents are included?

* SCIENCE-Y ONES, OF COURSE!

* MOSTLY EXPLOSIONS.

* B- BUT N- NOT ALWAYS! * ( SOMETIMES IT'S JUST A COFFEE SPILL. ) * ( ALTHOUGH THAT MIGHT BE WORSE, ACTUALLY. )