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[askshadowheart]

#ooc #hilarious #astarion #bg3

It's all coming up Astarion.

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OOC// tell me why I have to pay yenna for soups when she's staying rent free in my camp and probably using the ingredients I bring back anyway

Also I just got fed grub in a soup and the first thing she does when she's back is offer me one? This game man

I was seriously considering just leaving her on the table in the bhall temple tbh she creeps me out a bit

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Omg so weird I came across this! I saw you in Bham, you looked amazing - fellow shadowheart <3 (Are you into girls? 👀)

Thank you! I worked hard on my sh cosplay. I've sold it now though and working on something different, but I will miss cosplaying her! I am bisexual.

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OOC/ Polyamory mods for the absolute WIN

Also the screencap with Gale is my favourite kiss in the whole game he is so wholesome I might die

I am also romancing Wyll, Karlach and Laezel (and Halsin)

Laezel's is chaotic and kinda scares me ngl

And Karlach's romance is my ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE ONE ITS SO HOT HOly shit

#imawhore

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OOC/

One of my mods messed up and Astarion and Wyll were naked in every cut scene and I'm in the middle of the very serious githyanki quest so it's a bit inappropriate especially as wyll had just a dog collar on 💀

I panicked and tried to find clothes they could wear from one of my modded packs. Apparently that's Karlach's trousers for Astarion and Shadowheart's entire outfit for Wyll 😂

Slay I guess!

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OOC/ I posted a pic of Halsin and everyone went absolutely nuts and it got over 3k notes from some of the thirstiest people I've ever seen in my life which is on brand for Halsin I guess but jfc the notifications

NOT OOC/ I'm not even surprised

[askshadowheart]

𝑻𝒂𝒌𝒆meᵗᵒ𝘾𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙘𝙝

Independent Roleplay and ask blog for Shadowheart of Baldur's Gate 3 // Semi exclusive, semi selective. // 18+ blog, may contain NSFW themes //

All roleplay, posts, comments and memes/quizzes will be in character unless otherwise tagged (OOC) Illustrated by Meg, she/her, 33, UK // 15 years roleplay experience.

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Gale probably said this.

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Shadowheart hadn't truly expected Karlach to be awake. She often heard the tiefling's snores of a night, even from her own tent which was quite far away, and assumed she was a heavy sleeper. Although she had, in fact, downed quite a bit of wine tonight- to make that god-awful meal of half fried tubers and questionable mushrooms more palatable- and that probably affected her sneaking abilities. She slid under the fur blankets, feeling the heat from the teifling sink into her bones. She wasn't about to set her alight, but she was still quite warm, and for that, Shadowheart was grateful. A content sigh left her and her body relaxed against Karlach's.

"Both, i think." She mumbled, and hastily moved her head back as her lips accidentally brushed Karlach's shoulder. She didn't realise she'd gotten so close, and cringed slightly as her head gave a throb. "'sorry. I probably have awful alcohol breath."

She half wondered who else had visited karlach's tent since she was able to be touched. Whether they were there for comfort, like herself, or...other reasons. She cast the thought aside. Of all the things she was unsure of tonight, this was the least pressing.

"you don't mind...do you? Sometimes company helps, when I have too many thoughts" her voice gravelly but slightly unsure.

🌑

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Send 🌑 to crawl into bed with my muse || Accepting

"Hm, I've been touchable for only a day and I'm already getting nightly company, eh?" Karlach teased with a rather impish grin. "Nah, I'm just messing with you. I don't mind." Karlach made that point all the more obvious but shuffling to the side a bit more to share her bedding - which had recently been adorned with a fur roll and plenty more cushions now that she didn't have to worry about scorching them.

"So what's up? Can't sleep, or too much wine again?" Her tone light and joyful despite the news that hung between them like a heavy weight.

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incorrect quotes ft. Gortash 🔪

Gortash: I feel so burnt out.

Shadowheart: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Gortash: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Shadowheart: Well not if you’re expecting it.

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Gortash: Go big or go home!

Shadowheart: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.

Gortash: I'm going big!

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Gortash, looking at Shadowheart: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.

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Gortash: Didn't you die?!

Shadowheart: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

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Shadowheart: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.

Gortash: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY

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OOC// LOL STOP this is not the character I expected but it's the character I clearly needed

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Love the cosplay <3 any others in the works?

OOC/ thank you! I am currently working on a cosplay of Nesta Archeron from the ACOTAR universe. What can I say, I have a thing for moody badass women.

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By @ creamyghost on twitter/X

Feral halsin is best halsin

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OOC/ don't you just love it when you're playing bg3 with the party mod and you go to moonrise towers and start to fight and then suddenly realise Karlach, Wyll and Gale are still in the Shadowfell chilling on a floating island because they bEcAme UNGROUPED AGAIN

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OOC// I did this in return and included some shipping ones because they really made me laugh !!

Some of these are ON POINT

Incorrect quotes ft Astarion!

Shadowheart: I fell—

Astarion: From heaven?

Shadowheart: No, I literally fell—

Astarion: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Shadowheart: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Astarion: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Astarion: Hey, what’s your Netflix password?

Shadowheart: ihopeyoudie

Astarion: Thank you!

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Astarion: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*

Shadowheart, poking Astarion’s arm: Astarion Astarion. Astarion. Astarion.

Astarion: WHAT?

Shadowheart: …We’re out of Capri Suns—

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Astarion, throwing their head into Shadowheart's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Shadowheart, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Astarion: This bloodline ends with me.

Shadowheart: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

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Shadowheart: That was so hot, Astarion.

Astarion: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Shadowheart: I'm so in love with you.

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Astarion: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Shadowheart: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Astarion: Seize the dick.

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Shadowheart: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Astarion: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Shadowheart: Holy moly-

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Astarion: Wow, Shadowheart, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Shadowheart: We literally slept together yesterday.

Astarion: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Astarion, to the Squad: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!

*silence*

Astarion: Damn, y’all depressed as fuck!

Shadowheart: You didn’t clap either-

Astarion: SHUT UP!

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Astarion: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Shadowheart: Even better!

Astarion: What the fuck did you-

Shadowheart: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

✏️ ✏️ this actually looks like a lot of fun !

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ incorrect quotes ft. SHADOWHEART

astarion: can you keep a secret? shadowheart: do you know anything about my life? astarion: no, i don't. good point.

shadowheart: when i said bring me something back from the beach, i meant like a conch shell! astarion: struggling to hold a seagull fucking say that next time!

astarion: i’m a reverse necromancer. shadowheart: isn’t that just killing people? astarion: ah, technically.

shadowheart:  what are you planning to do? astarion:  hey, now. "planning"?! do you KNOW who you're talking to?!

astarion: you’re jealous. shadowheart: jealous? astarion: that’s why you were being so negative about this. shadowheart: that’s absurd. i’m always negative.

shadowheart: how do you tell someone their breath stinks? astarion: hey, i'm bored, let's drink mouthwash.

astarion: are you busy? shadowheart: yes. astarion: cool, listen to this …

shadowheart: i hate to say ‘i told you so’— astarion: no, you don’t. you would marry 'i told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

astarion: dammit, you ruin everything! shadowheart: you're welcome.

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