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de-fault replied to your photoset

u inspire me

u can’t leave now

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Greetings, all. 

As evidenced by my inactivity over the past year, I will no longer be actively updating this blog. I've made some amazing friends on the Ask!DW community, and hope to stay in touch with you all. I am happy to hand over the URL to any interested parties that may want to be a new Ask Zhang Liao. 

With Warmest Regards,

Winnie/Wenyuan

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I have an idea for all the DLCs for DW8.

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Posting because my honourable lord and her draw-er (who drew on the plate!) recently set out to eat more eastern food. I believe it's called sushi.

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..."TO BE CONTINUE"? WHAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE DW FANDOM!

Dynasty Warriors

Diao Chan was alone in her camp only leaving Zhang Liao as her protecter.

Zhang Liao was bathing himself in the lake.

But he then see’s Diao Chan walk by so he hides himself in the water. Diao Chan the pass.

Zhang Liao-“whooa that would have been close”

Xiahou Dun-“you taking a bath here to Zhang Liao”

Zhang Liao-“Xiahou Dun where did you come from”

Xiahou-“same think your doing here washing my self”

Later

Xiahou then was starring at Zhang Liao’s butt.

Xiahou Dun-“Zhang Liao you have such a beautiful butt”

Zhang Liao-“what”

Xiahou Dun smacks his butt

To be continue

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THIS HAPPENED WHEN I WAS PLAYING DW5, OKAY?

Zhang Liao's Musou, Escape from Chibi, Hard Difficulty.

I was so excited because I would be able to protect Mengde! But this happened. And I was afraid M'Lord was moving too fast, cause I wanted to activate this cutscene...

But...

NOTE THAT I AM NO WHERE IN SIGHT.

AND THAT WASN'T THE ONLY THING:

HE ABANDONED XIAHOU YUAN AND HIS BROTHER, AND SUN QUAN ELIMINATEDTHEIR FORCES.

HE ALMOST DIED WHEN WE WERE FIGHTING ZHANG FEI

AFTER GUAN YU RAN AWAY, CAO CAO MOVED BACKWARD, TOWARD SUN QUAN'S FORCES.

AFTER I HAS 998 KILLS, HE PASSED THROUGH THE ESCAPE POINT. I COULDN'T BE A TRUE WARRIOR OF THE THREE KINGDOMS.

[Hi guys I'm back! I finished this semester and my undergraduate career! woo!]

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I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM SAYING THIS BUT THIS DUN LOOKS UGLY NAKED

fuckyeahcaocao

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MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES.

...I will have to go deal with this myself. Hopefully by tomorrow I will have my ask blog back.

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YOU HAVE DISCOVERED MY WEAKNESS.

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People I look up to: Sun Quan.

See if Zhang Liao asked me for advice, this would not have happened. 

I give Sun Quan the title of Asshole of the Year. 

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I propose to make Cao Pi the new leader of Wei. It seems like Cao Cao has decided to be less of an ass.

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Forget Boobs.