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The reason I’m single:

Girls at my college: 300

Girls I know: 50

Girls that talk to me: 2

Girls that like me: 0

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This is my first experience with reddit and I’m happy with it.

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reblog if it’s OK for me to send you asks abt whatever stupid thing my brain happens to be thinking about at a given moment

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There’s nothing I love more than twitter tea.

Except for when that twitter tea results in everyone genuinely wanting the company destroyed.

That’s what you get when you kill dogs, boyo.

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Every time I don’t go on tumblr for a day, I end up with 10 notifications from Roomba and i-am-a-fish.

Every time I open tumblr to see what they posted, I regret it.

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For some reason this is what goes through my head.

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Does anyone ever forget what a normal animal looks like while they’re doodling? Like what what the fuck does a raccoon even look like at this point.

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I like how it hasbeen like an hour and my most popular post is about hating the onion.

I’m so proud of this community.

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To all you anti-Onision blogs!!!1!

Hey good job I appreciate u keep harrassing the onion boi thanks

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I came out to have a bad time and I’m honestly feeling so appreciated right now

bi / pan people!!!!!!!!!!!

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In a WildSpartanz video from 2017: “Someone was proud enough to post this on tumblr.”

Hahahahh it doesn’t take pride to post on tumblr it just takes bad decision making.

Especially if what you’re posting is Rick and Morty porn.

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Follow this obscure ass blog 👌

ATTENTION

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

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The way my family works

Me, very gay: “She tried to argue with me and I was like nah bitch u wrong.”

My sister, very aware I’m gay: “Shut up about girls.”

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Me, very gay: “And she was like super cute and I was like oh my god honey.”

My mom who I’ve never come out to: “Good to hear you have friends.”

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I feel like people are totally different outside of tumblr than they are on it, but I’m just chilling here. You get what you see.

Today I made a friend on the bus to the college and cracked a joke about my crippling anxiety then talked about being gay for half an hour.

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since Vday is coming up, this post is an official announcement that you have my permission to send me horrible, inappropriate, and outright hilarious tumblr valentines

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I’d just like for you strangers of tumblr to know that I have consecutively gotten A’s on two college humanities quizzes.

The reasons:

Memorizing a Bo Burnham song three years ago and Yuri on Ice.

Left/Right Brain and Eros/Agape.

Useless knowledge isn’t always useless when you’re in college boyo.

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Given that my most popular post is about Doki Doki Literature Hell–hail satan–I finally learned how to fit in.

Anime.

Kawaii.

Senpai.

I ship.

OTP.

...I don’t know any other words to appeal because I haven’t been around other anime fans for maybe a year. ✨