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Hi if you wanna go completely fucking unhinged like I did please read this fic

rules of engagement

Autistic Caitlyn finds romantic relationships confounding, but she has found rules that have seemed to minimize her confusion and humiliation. Brief encounters. No spending the night. Only three times.

Home for the summer studying for the bar, she meets gentlemanly butch on T landscaper Vi. Their chemistry is electric.

What a shame Caitlyn's rules have to get in the way.

i fuckin loooove this fic like it might be the best thing i have ever written in my life so far as far as plot and pacing goes so if you are going to read one (1) pornography by me read this one please!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67346515

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How beautiful is butch identity that it includes cis women, trans men, trans women, nonbinary people, and bruce springsteen.

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Fic Friday is back in the woods this week 🏕️

Color War is on.

Chapter 3 is available now on AO3 or you can catch up with Counselor Caitlyn’s antics over on Patreon for Chapter 4.

Let’s hope they remember to check for ticks.

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Happy fic Friday to all my Supercorp fans!

To Avaracious Affection returns with a chapter 6 available now on AO3 , and chapter 7 available now on Patreon, so pick your poison and be prepared as Lena is to just take it:

Oh my.

Surely no feelings will become suddenly involved, right?

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Let’s swap nervous systems. I promise mine’s only slightly haunted.

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fighting the problematic stereotype of 'only the bad guys are weird sex perverts' by making the good-hearted protagonist an even weirder sex pervert

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I am still in summer camp season over here so I hope you’re all ready for the humidity to increase!

My Caitvi ABO summer camp series continues this week with chapter two available now on AO3 and chapter three available on Patreon.

Maddie’s not happy about it, though.

It’s just gonna get worse for her, fyi.

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So damn happy to have you back!

Any chance you would ever write a Gelphie fic?

Oh you are going to be SO PLEASED with me in a little bit.

I can't promise it'll be good, because I'm still processing Ariana Grande vs Kristin Chenowith but I'm definitely sold on the gayness. And Cynthia Erivo.

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trust that everything will fall into place without you forcing it there.

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Fic Friday update the third! And this one is a new one!

Like, well, I assume ALL of you, I have been obsessed with CaitVi since Arcane finished up their second season and gave us the absolute cinema that was the prison scene, so I decided to jump in. And, as a bonus, because I took so long to finish it, the summer camp theme looks purposeful now!

This is some ‘seconds away from fucking in the woods’ sassy exes to lovers shit and if you like Power Bottom Cait teasing the absolute shit out of Helpless Top Vi, then you should enjoy.

Part one is available on A03 now, but here’s a sneak peek of part two available now on Patreon:

It’s about to be a Hot Mess Summer once again.

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Fic Friday continues with another update!

I’m feeding you WELL today after a year of starvation, my children. That’s the kind of parent I am.

This woman is about to go feral.

Read every smutty stupid detail on my Patreon, or carry on to AO3 if you need to catch up, and do make sure to allow the maid to leave early on your way out.

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Welcome back to Fic Fridays!

I’ve got a final update of And The Days Go By, my dimension-hopping Supercorp ABO fic, for you, and I would be lying if I said I didn’t entirely go ham with it:

Kara’s about to be sooo mad

Anyway you can read the final update on my Patreon or go head on over to AO3 to get caught up for free!

I hope you all enjoyed this romp through time and theoretical bang physics with me.

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It’s been a while, crocodiles.

I kept saying to myself it wouldn’t take a year to get back to posting again, but here it is a year and change after my mom died and I’m just now poking my head back up from my grief shell. Hello, hi. I’ve missed you.

Where have I been? Mostly just here. I spent a lot of time doing a lot of nothing but feeling a lot of things, through which my incredible and always supportive partner J was at my side. We had a kind of crazy rollercoaster of an emotional year, what with planning our wedding while also grieving my mom, and we traveled a lot, laughed a lot, cried a lot and spent a lot of time alone with our dogs.

I spent a lot of time learning to rebuild. My mom had been the crux of all my support systems, even as an adult, and I’m still struggling without her, but I’ve been spending more time and effort on my sister and my extended family and they’ve been giving that back to me.

And then, in May, J and I got married under a 600yr old oak tree on a blustery, beautiful day with all our friends and family watching, and it was perfect.

I mean, just look at how joyful life can be?

We had our first dance together to Maggie Roger’s’ ‘Love You For A Long Time’, we listened to songs and stories and poems and speeches about how much everyone can see how in love we are and we drank probably way too much champagne. Well, I did. It was, in other words, a blast, and I would do it again every year if I could afford it.

So I’m married now, I’m healing, I’m turning 38 this Sunday, and I’m looking forward to starting my new life getting back into what I love doing. I’ve posted a few sneaky updates to my Patreon already earlier this week (iykyk as the kids say) but today is the day for AO3 updates so stay tuned, there is about to be a boatload of those.

I hope you’ve all been well. Welcome back, let’s get real silly with it.

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Hey folks, you may have wondered why I’m not posting as much…

My mother passed away on the evening of Saturday 4/6/2024. For the last year of her life she’d been on oxygen, in advanced stages of COPD, and her quality of life had gone very downhill. She was living with my aunt and being very attentively cared for, but she suffered a minor back fracture from her coughing (she also had osteoporosis) and that left her bedridden and in a very bad way. She was in a lot of pain. I flew down and spent as much time with her as she would allow, and I’m glad I did, because she declined rapidly right after I left and died within 12hrs. Like she was waiting for me to leave. She had just turned 74 years old.

It’s been a surreal couple of days and I’m still very much in shock. I had been working on a few fics to post up in a big group for you all to make up for my absence but for now I can’t even fully wake up, let alone write smut, so I apologize but I’m going to need to take some time. I totally understand if you need to drop off my tumblr or Patreon during this time and rest assured it’s okay to do so. I don’t know when I’ll be posting regularly again but writing does give me escape so I will be doing it in drips and drabs, here and there. If I can.

Grief is a strange and unknown landscape and I’ve been dropped off on its edge with only the knowledge that I need to keep exploring. I hope you can all understand. I appreciate so much your kindness.

Please hug your parents if they’re good ones and they’re alive. Call your mom and tell her you want to hear stories from before you were born. Give her your love, for me.

❤️

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