OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
NOT ONLY ARE HIS NAME AND FAVOURITE ANIMAL IN THE SONG TITLE
âRED GOLD AND GREENâ ARE ALSO KARMAâS 3 MAIN COLOURS IN HIS DESIGN (RED HAIR, GOLD OUTFIT, GREEN EYES)
HRRRRGHRGRHGHRGHRGRH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dear Karma, can I ask what your favorite animal is? ⥠Also, I highly recommend a song called "Karma Chameleon", it really reminds me a lot of you (in a good way of course).
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*checks you out through the gap between our crossed blades*
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just found out from my friend that apparently the creaking i hear every 3 hours from the neighbours is not in fact a mattress trampoline party
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what is YOUR specific personal reason you shouldnât be handed the aux? call urself out (in the tags or not. cmon this is public)
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i am now starting a new quarantine hobby i am now starting a second quarantine hobby i am now
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how the BLEEEEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP did i manage to churn out that fucking WALL of tags on a 17 word post . i now know that the tag maximum is 30 because i fucking hit it. only five (5) out of those thirty (30) are actual tags. the rest is ramble. why cannot i ramble in post. why not make separate post exclusively for ramble. but no. tag ramble sneakier to brain. tag ramble fun. new portmanteau created = tramble
also to atone for my trambling crimes i will have NO tags on this post yip yup
oh shit no one read my wattpad stories theyâre cheatsheets to making me fall in love with you
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oh shit no one read my wattpad stories theyâre cheatsheets to making me fall in love with you
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i think back to the time when i was around 10 years old when i would consume warrior cats books like pizza, and when i wasnât reading those, read exclusively other animal-pov stories (wolves were my 2nd favourite, also read a bear series), and would rp as animals online and wonder
how did i not become a furry?
although to be fair that was more extreme than being a furry because i wasnât interested in anthropomorphic animals, no, no, no. i was obsessed with full, quadrupedal animals (albeit with human personalities)
thatâs a different way to look at it .. . no offence to u volestar (the only one of my many WC OCs that i remembered the name of), path (my WC tribe of rushing water OC), and that one wolf OC who was a theta(?Âż)
then i moved onto fantasy fiction that had elves and faeries in it and now i love orcs, just,, more types of characters that act similarly to humans but just, inherently, arent..
i have come to the conclusion that i simply hate humans
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god i wish i were a sewer rat
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excuse me hOW can i buy some FUCKENING CLOTHES when my style changes
every three (3) days
in this week alone i have wanted to dress r4ndum sc3n3 XD, look like ive come Fresh out of a Jane Austen novel, wear trendy soft lesbian clothes, look like a reclusive Dark Elf Sorceress who may or may not betray you for personal gain nd has a deep sexy gravelly chuckle that releases itself ehenever u do anything at all conststantly making u feel Stupid yet Seduced, & look as if im trying make someboby break down with every offensively ugly piece of clothing ive painstakingly chosen to look as tacky as possible .
i do NOT have enough money for this but i swear on Whatever Forces May Be i will have at least ONE outfit of every style that enters my head or DIE trying
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cannot get over how one time i tried to write a romantic poem nd ended up using
fecal imagery
like i was trying to rhyme it all the way through and one of the couplets was âCONSTIPATEDâ and âDEFECATEDâ--
the,, fucknin, metaphor is that,, , my brain is a RECTUM and my mouth is a SPHINCTER
im gonan b single forever i can taste it
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its 7:42pm and i havenât stepped a foot out of bed and genuinely have not achieved one (1) single thing today im not sure what iâve been doing but c o o l
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today is the day i thrive, for i am a fucking Joke.
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by the way this is me during my video call mental breakdown, pictures courtesy of my friends
so i,, was bored during coronavirus and was like âhEy iM GOING TO shAve a SLIT into my EYEBROWâ and i got out the razor i use on my fucking legs and
fattest fucking brow ravine ever
and i go
SHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCK
but me, i like to think of myself as Capable, i think: yes i can FIX this, i just have to SHORTEN it and make the other side shorter a bit and just play it off as a Style, its just a tiny bit misisng iâll make it ok and itâll grow back
i make it look decent, then time comes to shave the other side
UNEVEN, UNEVEN, YOU MADE THAT SIDE S H O R T E R
o-oh, okkay,, lemme just,,,, tgis side, just a BIT
UNEVEN, UNEVEN, YOU MADE THAT SIDE S H O R T E R
im in a video call with my friend and im SCREAMING the entire time just nonsense gibberish wails and shes screaming back at me to STOP STOP but SYMMETRY, I NEED SYMMETRY and im having a MENTAL BREAKDOWN and another friend joins and heâs laughing and taking screenshots and syaing ITS TOO LATE YOU JUST NEED TO GET RID OF THE ENTIRE EYEBROW but NO I NEED THEM MY TINY BROW STUBS ARE ALL I HAVE LEFT, A STURDY ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHAOTIC STORM SEA DASHING EVERYTHING ABOUT
anyway, i look like this now
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so i,, was bored during coronavirus and was like âhEy iM GOING TO shAve a SLIT into my EYEBROWâ and i got out the razor i use on my fucking legs and
fattest fucking brow ravine ever
and i go
SHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCK
but me, i like to think of myself as Capable, i think: yes i can FIX this, i just have to SHORTEN it and make the other side shorter a bit and just play it off as a Style, its just a tiny bit misisng iâll make it ok and itâll grow back
i make it look decent, then time comes to shave the other side
UNEVEN, UNEVEN, YOU MADE THAT SIDE S H O R T E R
o-oh, okkay,, lemme just,,,, tgis side, just a BIT
UNEVEN, UNEVEN, YOU MADE THAT SIDE S H O R T E R
im in a video call with my friend and im SCREAMING the entire time just nonsense gibberish wails and shes screaming back at me to STOP STOP but SYMMETRY, I NEED SYMMETRY and im having a MENTAL BREAKDOWN and another friend joins and heâs laughing and taking screenshots and syaing ITS TOO LATE YOU JUST NEED TO GET RID OF THE ENTIRE EYEBROW but NO I NEED THEM MY TINY BROW STUBS ARE ALL I HAVE LEFT, A STURDY ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHAOTIC STORM SEA DASHING EVERYTHING ABOUT
anyway, i look like this now
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