assembly-official

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They should really have a way of showing mutuals across side blogs. Too many mutuals don't know they're mutuals😞

why the fuck am i at 150 followers-

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New blog, only for masochists

Works in simulation👍

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Since assembly isn't a single language, but a group of languages. I hereby declare that the assembly languages of all architectures are in a big horny polycule and therefore I'm the horniest.

Horniest OS of all time tournament when?

im not sure how tumblr would feel about that one

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Rent cloud storage and set it up as swap space? That's like downloading RAM, right?

maybe I should start gimmick posting actually

so uh uhh um uh um

DOWNLOAD MORE RAM TODAY

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If we're getting rid of rectangles, let's get rid of right angles all together!

To have one (relatively) high-effort post on my new blog, as a display server as a window manager enthusiast I've always been interested in other paradigms for window management, which is why stuff like Niri's scrolling and "zoomable window managers" (Eagle Mode, Pipeworld) are so interesting. So I was thinking, what's another way to deal with multiple windows on a screen—make them change shape! I know it'd probably be a mess to code, but I've always felt non-rectangular window shapes have so much potential that's never been realized.

Presenting the concept of a "shaping window manager". It lets you drag windows around like a floating WM, but keeps all of them fully visible like a tiling WM.

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@java-official might have something to say about that...

HELLO I AM NOW SCALA THE BEST JVM LANGUAGE

[assembly-official]

I'm just trying to think of any pun beyond ace-embly and ass-enby-ly.

...where'd everybody go? :(

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Ass-ENBY-ly

I guess a quantum-processor can be considered non-binary?

Assembly is now ACE-emmbly, for pride month.

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Fork bomb

Damn boy, you're cute; you got me all heating up, flustered, and unresponsive.

[assembly-official]

Damn boy, you're cute; you got me all heating up, flustered, and unresponsive.

[assembly-official]

did you forget to make the background transparent/save rather than screenshot?

Your icon has checkerboard

That was already the case with my previous non-pride icon. It's on purpose, I think I originally did it because @c-official also has it

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Bi the way, if I do come up with any other queer themed assembly puns I might switch around throughout the month (they will get worse over time)

Assembly is now ACE-emmbly, for pride month.

[assembly-official]

Assembly is now ACE-emmbly, for pride month.

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If it's not on a screen, it won't be seen

This is because I want to put an animated gif in my paper btw, I know I can't, but all the individual images take up so much space and make it slightly harder to see the difference 😭

reblog for sample size or something idk

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Isn't COBOL that language that only a single 74 year old guy knows and gets paid 10 million a year to repair something once every few months?

LET'S ALL LOVE COBOL cobol

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That's not recursive though, that's just an identity function. Recursive would be

def itself(that):

return itself(that)

In the tech space there are many recursive acronyms (PIP Installs Packages, GNU's Not Unix, PHP Hypertext Processor, etc) and here at assembly we don't want to lack behind, so from now on ASSEMBLY officially stands for: ASSEMBLY Seems Speedy, but Eventually Memory Begins Leaking, Yikes!

[assembly-official]

In the tech space there are many recursive acronyms (PIP Installs Packages, GNU's Not Unix, PHP Hypertext Processor, etc) and here at assembly we don't want to lack behind, so from now on ASSEMBLY officially stands for: ASSEMBLY Seems Speedy, but Eventually Memory Begins Leaking, Yikes!