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Lol this is actually how it would go. none of that you're not my son scum, I'm going to dissect you and cut you open shit that's so popular in the fandom for some reason.

Like the woman who fought off a whole army of ghost animals, or the man who straight up fought off a giant ass ghost dragon/lake monster

Wouldn't accept their son. Please be for real.

A Funny Take on Reveal Gone Wrong

You've seen this. Danny reveals he's Phantom and his parents attack him. Now here's the humorous take

Danny pressed himself against the alley wall, the Spectre Deflector humming around his waist. His ghost powers were completely suppressed, leaving him as vulnerable as any normal teenager being hunted by ghost-obsessed parents.

"Okay, think Danny," he whispered to himself. "You told them you're Phantom, they freaked out, and now they're—"

"DODGE!" Maddie's voice echoed from around the corner.

Danny barely had time to duck before his mother came flying through the air in a perfect jump kick, her red hair whipping behind her.

"Mom, wait! I can explain—"

"DODGE!" Jack's booming voice interrupted as the massive man rounded the corner and launched himself at Danny with surprising agility.

Danny rolled to the side, Jack's palm strike missing him by inches and leaving a small crater in the brick wall.

"What are you doing?!" Danny gasped, scrambling to his feet.

"Training exercise!" Jack called out cheerfully, pulling out what looked like a modified fisher. "Can't have our son getting rusty!"

"Your son?!" Danny blinked in confusion.

"DODGE!" Maddie yelled again, this time sliding on her knees and trying to sweep Danny's legs.

Danny jumped over the sweep, landing awkwardly. "I thought you were trying to capture me!"

"Capture you? Danny-boy, you're family!" Jack laughed, then immediately lunged forward. "DODGE!"

From her perch on a nearby fire escape, Sam munched thoughtfully on a bag of popcorn, Tucker beside her with his PDA out, apparently live-streaming the whole thing.

"I think their training methods are dodgy," Sam observed, tossing a piece of popcorn into her mouth.

"Dodgy?" Tucker snorted. "That's putting it mildly. They've been shouting 'dodge' for ten minutes straight."

"DODGE!" both parents yelled in unison, attacking from opposite sides.

Danny dropped to the ground and rolled between them, causing Jack and Maddie to collide with each other in a tangle of jumpsuit and hair.

"This is insane!" Danny panted. "How is this training?!"

Maddie untangled herself from Jack and grinned. "Reflexes, sweetie! Can't have you getting caught off guard by actual ghost hunters!"

"But you ARE ghost hunters!"

"Exactly!" Jack boomed, springing to his feet with impressive speed for such a large man. "Who better to train you than the experts? DODGE!"

Danny barely avoided another palm strike. "This is not how I imagined the 'acceptance' part going!"

"Oh honey," Maddie called out while loading some kind of net launcher, "we accepted you the moment you told us. But that doesn't mean we're not going to whip you into shape! DODGE!"

The net flew through the air. Danny twisted desperately, the net missing him by centimeters.

"We're very proud of you for telling us the truth," Jack added warmly, then immediately threw what appeared to be a Fenton Thermos. "DODGE!"

"This is their idea of family bonding," Sam observed from above, offering Tucker some popcorn.

"Think we should help him?" Tucker asked, recording as Danny performed an increasingly elaborate series of rolls and jumps.

"Nah," Sam replied. "He's actually getting pretty good at this."

Down in the alley, Danny was indeed moving with impressive agility, his reflexes sharpened by the constant barrage of attacks and shouted warnings.

"You know what?" Danny called out, ducking under another flying gadget, "I think I'm starting to get the hang of this!"

"That's our boy!" Jack cheered. "DODGE!"

"We always knew you had potential!" Maddie added proudly. "DODGE!"

Danny grinned as he successfully avoided both attacks. "Same time tomorrow?"

"You bet, son!" Jack laughed. "DODGE!"

As Danny leaped over his father's latest assault, Sam shook her head in amusement.

"Definitely dodgy," she muttered, reaching for more popcorn.

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Me bitching about how dp x dc is just batman x dp and how much I hate it. Using all the anti tags and everything.

My algorithm here are more dp x dc posts that are just batman x dp posts in disguise.

Just played myself 😂😭

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Lol this is so funny cause like every time I think back to that time in the comics were he was lowkey racist, homophobic, sexist and msyognistic and then it's like well he was raised by shitty redneck assholes sooo it all tracks.

And Barry isn't even all that much better he has his own sus ass moments, involving racism, homophobia.

Iris was working overtime whipping these boys into shape

the thing is that everything about wally west starts making sense when you have the context of how he was raised which makes it even funnier that no one besides williamson of all people has acknowledged it for like 30 years

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i think it’s really amazing how total strangers who have nothing in common but their shared love of a work of fiction will come together across distances and dedicate their time and energy working collaboratively to build an extensive, richly detailed fanon that completely fucking sucks

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Why is mileven called milkvan? Did I miss something?

Like milk? Cause people drink milk with eggos or like I don’t get it.

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JJK season 3 trailer is out. Let’s fucking go!!!

Also the way imma go from Stranger Things 2025 to Jujutsu Kaisen 2026 it’s giving Euphoria/Attack on Titan Sundays all over again.

I’m fucking eating 💅💅💅💅💅

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Am boarding a plane tomorrow will show this to my flight attendant and see how it goes

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

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Everytime I watch Dandadan I’m squealing over how cute momokuran are

They’re so fucking cute, and if I said this anime might be in my new top five 🫣

I fucking love Jiji and the fact that his parents are just as crazy as he is. I love it.

Jiji is such a fucking cutie patootie.

No one:

Me and my fucking bright haired color himbos.

Momo is me when someone asks if I like anyone. Love that. She’s so real.

This show is fucking hilarious I love it so much. They got the evil eye in school I’m dead 😂😂😭😭

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Yuuji: We shouldn’t be together because what happens if Sukuna kills you

Megumi: Easy solution, get someone to kill you so we can both be dead and never have to be separated ever

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This!

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out of curiosity, does everyone have a certain type of character they get attached to or are urs random

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dead internet theory but it's realizing that most of the people you see posting about comics do not read comics

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One day I will be able to draw like this. So fucking cute.

9 parts

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This whole argument is so funny cause like Jason being best friends with Roy is just as intertwined with the batfam thing.

It's all so Batfam fanon Tumblr esque coded. Jason best friend with Roys, through RHATO only (which was so horribly out of character for Roy and Kori), and no other medium whatsoever.

Despite Roy and Dick being the actual best friends, but DC has decided that Jason doesn't get to have his own original characters, just leech off Dick's friends I guess.

It's giving mid offs. Danny being with the Batfam is cliche, Roy and Jason being besties is also cliche.

Sidenote, we need a new tag for dc x dp crossovers, cause it's not even dc at this point, it's just batman x dp crossovers lol

Sad idea

Danny has black hair and blue eyes. But he is so painfully boring to look at. So normal that he's damn near unseen

Regular boy syndrome. Completely unworthy of interest. He's an awkward nerd with negative charisma levels

And he's so painfully used to that, being treated like a ghost when he's completely human

The only exceptional part about him is when he transforms into Danny Phantom

Cause Phantom is actually interesting to look at and be around.

I say all this to showcase a story where Danny Phantom arrives to Gotham and he's still, so invisible as he walks the streets and attends university ect.

The Bat's only get interested when Phatom makes an appearance

And it becomes a dichotomy: they ignore/pass by Danny when he's human but are comrades around Phantom

Jason falls in love with Phantom

But when Danny the human comes around, they're all like, "ugh, the civilian."

Pretty much Danny getting heartbroken that no one would ever love him while he's alive, and the realization that no one would ever love Phantom entirely because they reject his uncool side.

So Jason slowly comes to realize that Phantom, his crush, is slowly slipping from his fingers (ghosting him ) which makes him panic and he can't make sense why he's being rejected when they mesh so well

(In this entire thing, Danny doesn't reveal that he's both human and ghost)

Well, maybe he does reveal the truth but it'd be the last chapter sort of truth to share

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I watched Attack on Titan a looooong time ago lol. Back then my faves were Eren and Mikasa and Sasha.

Rewatched it and Eren is still my fave, now neutral to Sasha, and Mikasa has been replaced with Armin. Like Mikasa is cool af but omg girl stand up, please I'm begging.

I used to get so heated when people said all her character had to her was Eren but like upon rewatch, they're not completely wrong.

Never seen a character so down bad. And for Eren of all people. Please. I would do the same. Season 4 Eren in particular…

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Anyone have any fanfic rec crossovers with the DCU that aren't just batfam wank. Literally every story, they're the main characters and they're so awesome and amazing and smart and funny and the best people ever and such a chaotic bunch don't you just love them. Hate it.

Like every time I see one that looks interesting and boom it's batfam wank, and I do not care about them at all. But that's all there is. I do not get the hype of him or his family at all. There’s so many better more interesting heroes to work with.

Marvel, Danny Phantom, Miraculous, Supernatural, like every fucking time it turns into batfam wank please if y'all have anything else you've read that's not send it my way. Any fandom I'd be happy with also.

I'm so tired of it.

Flash, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Wonder Woman, Superman, literally anyone but Batman and his fucking family. Please.

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Feel this in my fucking soul 😭

It would help a lot if some people in this fandom would actually read comics bc yes, the gl's/supers/flashes/arrows/etc are very much smarter than that.

[Edit for those who found me through this post: no I don't like the batfam or batfanon]