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the signs’ anger as natural phenomenons

ARIES: lightening (a sudden destructive release; often well aimed and with few survivors)

TAURUS: volcanic eruption (with a build-up so slow the outburst is rarely expected, though they give lots of warnings; the destruction is vast and they can remain upset or hold a grudge for a long time after)

GEMINI: tornado (very messy and loud, they will verbally throw everything at you in the hopes that something hits where it hurts the most; could be harmless except when it’s not)

CANCER: tsunami (it’s usually very personal, they want you to feel exactly what you made them feel; they want you to drown in that feeling)

LEO: wildfire (one of the worst tempers, they take a lot and it’s usually one seemingly small thing that sparks it, from then on its loud and obliterates everyone in its path and doesn’t end until they’re good and satisfied or plain exhausted; no apologies)

VIRGO: earthquake (they’ve most likely been holding this in for ages just under the surface, hot and densely suppressed; it seems to happen without warning, the façade of control cracks, they release some of their most shattering critiques and observations; no one is exactly the same after)

LIBRA: hail storm (anger is usually communicated clearly, if not coldly and with a bit of passive-aggressive derision; they probably discussed it with themselves whether this anger is deserving or not, if it’s been deemed justified your verdict is final and penance is delivered without respite)

SCORPIO: maelstorm (this is definitely a palpable experience for everyone involved; they will hold back at first, more from fear of themselves than of you; the break can happen as suddenly as an aries, it is consuming and frightening for both of you, the depth of their contempt, even if exposed just a little, causing either of you back off least you fall in and never return; they usually regret not being the bigger person after)

SAGITTARIUS: solar flare (like scorpio, they are aware of the power of their temper which is why they seem to distance themselves or ‘run away’ when upset; if they can’t laugh it off, the flare is sudden and strong for them, throwing everything, like gemini but with grotesquely precise aim; then it’s over like nothing even happened)

CAPRICORN: avalanche/mudslide (their anger is like a higher power, even while they are feeling it they are still trying to distance themselves from it so that it becomes its own force with its own will, course and end; and the end is usually them never acknowledging your existence again. ever.)

AQUARIUS: thunder storm (slow to anger, when it happens all their positive traits are flipped, friendliness becomes cold, imagination becomes cunning, cool cleverness turns to a harsh downpour of criticism and ugly truths; they will make you doubt whether their brighter side ever really existed)

PISCES: geyser (for one fleeting moment they are so completely besides themselves it’s frightening for everyone involved; their deep, emotionally intelligent nature is flushed away in a destructive and scary display they didn’t even know they were capable of, rushing out of a deep chasm of turmoil they probably didn’t know was there)

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The “I have a crush oh no what do I do this was not supposed to happen” squad

Taurus, Pisces, Leo, Aries, Virgo

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Signs playing Monopoly Deal

Aries: Trying to figure out who has the good cards

Taurus: Much property such variety but no money

Gemini: Why do I keep getting Pass Goes?

Cancer: I never get the good properties!

Leo: 11/10 poker face

Virgo: Agitated when it comes to their turn

Libra: Keeps getting rent cards

Scorpio: No property no money straight out broke because they’re being attacked

Sagittarius: Staring suspiciously at other players

Capricorn: Deciding who to attack

Aquarius: Their luck reversed totally mid-game

Pisces: Strategy game strong 

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146. Was total a good day?

Today was a chill day, fun in the sense that I got to run around a playground with my squad, sad in the sense that I got back my exam papers.

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Signs as Worst Feelings

Aries: Finding out your crush likes someone else

Taurus: Clicking on to the next episode only to find out that the show ended

Gemini: Accidentally closing the app/doc and realising that you did not save your work

Cancer: Walking through a spider web

Leo: Having to walk in squelching wet socks

Virgo: Waking up before the alarm clock rings

Libra: Having to sneeze but nothing comes out

Scorpio: No skip button on a YouTube Ad

Sagittarius: Getting a stitch while you’re running

Capricorn: Realising too late that you missed a whole back page in the last minutes of an exam

Aquarius: Blocked nose when you’re trying to sleep

Pisces: JUST missing the bus even after running

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Libra: God, I need a drink.

Aquarius: Aren't you a little too young to drink?

Libra: *pours apple juice into a shot glass*

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Signs after Running

Complaining that they’re damn tired: Aquarius, Pisces, Cancer

Feel like their skin is burning: Taurus, Capricorn, Aries

Downing a bottle of water: Sagittarius, Leo, Gemini

Gives up further attempts: Scorpio, Virgo, Libra

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Signs in a Haunted House

Screaming their heads off because they’re expecting a jump scare at every moment, “I’M TELLING YOU THERE’S ONE AROUND THAT CORNER”: Virgo, Aquarius, Leo

Tries to be brave, ends up covering their eyes, covering their ears, “can’t get scared if I can’t sense them”, “NO STOP PULLING ME”: Pisces, Scorpio, Cancer

Criticising the unrealisticness of the place just to mask their fear, “heh who even puts an exit sign in their house”, “Technically it isn’t possible to still scream without a head: Capricorn, Taurus, Aries

Flinches but takes the leads, “god you guys stop pushing me”: Sagittarius, Libra, Gemini

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Cancer: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the things you have lost throughout your life.

Aries: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Pisces: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding that.

Scorpio: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Taurus: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Libra: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

Virgo: ...All my goddamn homework.

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Should I start doing incorrect zodiac quotes?

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The signs and weird places they sit in (just a suggestion) (also, I like sitting on counters, the stairs, and the left armrest of my living room chair)

On tables: Aries, Sagittarius, Taurus

On stairs: Gemini, Libra, Pisces

On the floor: Aquarius, Capricorn, Leo

On the armrests of chairs/sofas/couches: Cancer, Scorpio, Virgo

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Are you still doing the 'send me a number' thing? If you are, 15, 25, and 36. Please. (Your blog is amazing!)

Thanks!15. What good thing happened this summer?One good thing that happened this summer is that I'm restarting my art account! I was pretty inactive and not motivated to do any art until my friend got me off my lazy ass. I might just do some horoscope-related pieces :D25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?My figure. My mom keeps saying that I'm pretty vertically-challenged and that I should get more exercise. Sometimes I just love my figure but sometimes I begin to question. 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?Yes. Maybe still currently holding that thought. The feeling just sucks, doesn't it?

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Signs singing where and when

With friends: Capricorn, Libra, Leo, Scorpio

With earphones/headphones: Gemini, Virgo, Pisces, Cancer

In the Shower: Aries, Taurus, Sagittarius, Aquarius

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Send in bunches of questions at once, I don’t mind. 

Yo guys ask me some questions I’m kinda having a mind block right now and maybe this can get my inspiration going.

ASK ME ANY OF THESE.. IM SUPER BORED!!

Ask me any of these I’m super bored 

—  ask me a number..

1. Who  was the last person you held hands with? 2. Are you outgoing or shy? 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? 4. Are you easy to get along with? 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? 15. What good thing happened this summer? 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? 19. Do you like bubble baths? 20. Do you like your neighbors? 21. What are you bad habits? 22. Where would you like to travel? 23. Do you have trust issues? 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? 26. What do you do when you wake up? 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? 28. Who are you most comfortable around? 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? 30. Do you ever want to get married? 31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? 33. Spell your name with your chin. 34. Do you play sports? What sports? 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? 37. What do you say during awkward silences? 38. Describe your dream girl/guy? 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? 40. What do you want to do after high school? 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? 43. Do you smile at strangers? 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? 46. What are you paranoid about? 47. Have you ever been high? 48. Have you ever been drunk? 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? 51. Ever wished you were someone else? 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? 53. Favourite makeup brand? 54. Favourite store? 55. Favourite blog? 56. Favourite colour? 57. Favourite food? 58. Last thing you ate? 59. First thing you ate this morning? 60. Ever won a competition? For what? 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? 62. Been arrested? For what? 63. Ever been in love? 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? 65. Are you hungry right now? 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? 67. Facebook or Twitter? 68. Twitter or Tumblr? 69. Are you watching tv right now? 70. Names of your bestfriends? 71. Craving something? What? 72. What colour are your towels? 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? 75. Favourite animal? 76. What colour is your underwear? 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? 80. What colour pants? 81. Favourite tv show? 82. Favourite movie? 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? 87. First person you talked to today? 88. Last person you talked to today? 89. Name a person you hate? 90. Name a person you love? 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? 92. In a fight with someone? 93. How many sweatpants do you have? 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? 95. Last movie you watched? 96. Favourite actress? 97. Favourite actor? 98. Do you tan a lot? 99. Have any pets? 100. How are you feeling? 101. Do you type fast? 102. Do you regret anything from your past? 103. Can you spell well? 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? 107. Have you ever been on a horse? 108. What should you be doing? 109. Is something irritating you right now? 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? 111. Do you have trust issues? 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? 113. What was your childhood nickname? 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? 115. Do you play the Wii? 116. Are you listening to music right now? 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? 118. Do you like Chinese food? 119. Favourite book? 120. Are you afraid of the dark? 121. Are you mean? 122. Is cheating ever okay? 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? 125. Do you believe in true love? 126. Are you currently bored? 127. What makes you happy? 128. Would you change your name? 129. What your zodiac sign? 130. Do you like subway? 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 133. Favourite lyrics right now? 134. Can you count to one million? 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? 137. How tall are you? 138. Curly or Straight hair? 139. Brunette or Blonde? 140. Summer or Winter? 141. Night or Day? 142. Favourite month? 143. Are you a vegetarian? 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? 145. Tea or Coffee? 146. Was today a good day? 147. Mars or Snickers? 148. What’s your favourite quote? 149. Do you believe in ghosts? 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first  line on that page?

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Unique Date Ideas

Aries: Take up vlogging together

Taurus: Write letters to each other’s future selves

Gemini: Do the Chubby Bunny challenge

Cancer: Play hide-and-seek in IKEA

Leo: Sing some karaoke 

Virgo: Do a photography series together

Libra: Volunteer together at the animal shelter

Scorpio: Go on a road trip

Sagittarius: Build a pillow fort

Capricorn: Have a horror movie marathon

Aquarius: Have a water gun fight

Pisces: Make a time capsule and bury it

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Twelve kids. Twelve months. Twelve signs. And one house.

When the planets and asteroids line up to create twelve children who are perfect embodiment of the astrological signs, struggling TV producer, Joseph, jumps at the chance to make some money. Morals are soon forgotten as he and his protégées are rocketed into stardom, with cameras tracking their every move in the reality show that captivates the nation. Twelve kids. Twelve months. Twelve signs. And one house. Follow for more.

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Cancer (F) and Capricorn (M). Very romantic, very dreamy, rainy days and autumn and snuggling together sort of vibe.